A/N: Tomorrow is Kendall Schmidt's B-Day! Yay! I hope you all have ways to get your b-day wishes to him, I'm still trying to figure out a way, lol. I have his YouTube Channel BUT he hardly checks that at all...I think...AND I don't have a Twitter account so...:'(
On other, interesting news, I FINALLY got to watch Big Time Terror, which makes it official...I've seen EVERY SINGLE BTR episode in existence! (Even the un-aired ones with Kurt Hansen in them...) so, I'm happy, plus, the Kames and Cargan feels in that episode are FAN-TASTIC people! Needless to say...I'm in a good mood, lol.
ANYWAYS, since tomorrow's my beloved Kendall's b-day I decided to write a Kendall-centered chapter. It's light and full of humor and besides, has MIA in it! I hope all of you guys enjoy, and thank you all of you who reviewed, you're simply awesome!
SHOUT OUTS!
-SuperNeos2: Congrats! You made it to the first review! Lol. I'm confident you'll love Mia in this chapter, at least I hope so, lol. BTW, I'd definitely be looking forward for some Jo-Katelyn bonding time, lol. I'm sorry you can't write right now, lol. But I'll definitely be awaiting your next chapter. Thanks for reviewing and enjoy!
-4 ever with Kames: Technically...no. James is bi, as is Kendall in this story, it's only Carlos and Logan who are full on gay. Still, it's been some time since James has been with a girl at all, and he hasn't really ever been intimate with one so...you're right, it WILL be interesting indeed. This chapter is awkward yet fluffy, major drama is happening the next one so...be looking forward to that. Thanks for reviewing and I hope you'll like the chapter!
-November 2 1990: Lol. Tomorrow's your date, haha. Srry, anyways, well...I don't really get why Kames fan aren't that big of Jendall fans because personally, I am, I mean, it is my favorite straight couple and if I ever wrote a straight BTR story it would feature Jendall but...you know, for now I want to wrap this up nice and tight. I might have some Jendall scenes coming up soon, I'm still trying to figure out how I'll do them, but for now, I have a different focus. HOWEVER, I'll keep trying, no worries. Thanks for reviewing and enjoy the chapter!
-LoveSparkle: I agree, last chapter was so cute. I loved writing it, lol. This one is too...with an interesting edge of awkwardness, lol. Which I hope will at least make you smile if not laugh, thank you so much for reviewing and hope you enjoy the chapter!
-Samanthateach: Don't worry about it, the important thing is that you've caught up and I'm glad you've liked it so far. I know, KAMES is still my favorite pairing too, lol. Hope you like this chapter and thanks for reviewing! It was great hearing from you again!
-EagleAce11: Thank you! I try my best, lol. I'm glad you're liking the story so far and hope you'll like this chapter as well, thanks for reviewing!
-JamazingKamesLover: I'm glad you liked last chapter too and there's lots more cuteness (and embarrasement) coming up on this one, lol. Thanks for reviewing, hope you enjoy the chapter!
-OuToFmYmInDbAcKiN5MiNuTeS: Aww so sorry about everything that delayed you, lol. BUT I'm glad you were able to finish reading AND I'm glad you liked it. Kendall's definitely thinking more about kids now AND this chapter will be...hilarious...I think, I don't know, I tried. It's fluffy and I'm hoping will make everyone smile today before we get down on real drama next week...aren't I evil? Lol. Speaking of evil...I desperately need an Aftermath update, meanie. But, no worries, I'll wait patiently for it, just promise me it's coming! Lol. Hope you'll like this chapter and thank you so much for reviewing, it means the world to me!
-Remembering-Sunday514: Glad you liked it, hope you'll like this chapter as well, thanks for reviewing!
-ChocoChocoBloo: This one's fluffy as well, and I'm trusting you'll like it, so I don't have to worry about running away from you and your sharp objects yet...I'll have to beware soon though, AND I won't say anything else or you'll kill me before I actually do anything, lol. Kidding. Glad you liked last chapter and thanks for reviewing!
YOU GUYS ARE THE AWESOMEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!
Cheers,
Franshes
Ch. 28: Kendall's Child Management
The next day James woke up before everyone else and had to smile at the overall picture.
Mia had snuggled up to his chest and he was hugging her protectively while Kendall held on to them both.
Wishing they could stay like this forever, but knowing they couldn't James shook Kendall awake gently.
"Hey babe," he told Kendall softly "Time to get up, honey, they're expecting us on-set…"
Kendall groaned.
"I don't want to go to work today…" he mumbled "I don't like today's scenes…"
James laughed.
"C'mon, I don't like them either, but that's no excuse for not showing up at work…" he said "Besides, I was there when you were filming YOUR kiss scenes…what was it you told me? It's just acting, it doesn't mean anything…"
Kendall smiled.
"No fair," he said, still not opening his eyes "You shouldn't use my own words against me…"
"Or maybe you should follow your own advice…" James said, playfully tugging Kendall's arm.
Mia blinked a couple of times and smiled when she saw James trying to wake Kendall up.
She scrambled to her feet before letting herself flop on the bed besides Kendall, bouncing several times on the mattress while clapping and making a huge noise.
"Wake up, wake up Kendall!" she sang "We have to go see Jo and Uncle Frankie! C'mon!" and she continued bouncing and tugging at Kendall's arm, hair, and poking his eyes.
"Alright, alright, I'm up," Kendall mumbled, grabbing the child and raising her in the air, making her squeal delightedly.
"Morning, by the way," James said, smiling down at him.
"Good morning James," Kendall said, still not letting go of Mia "And good morning to you too, squirt!"
Mia only laughed and squealed delightedly.
"Talk about making a morning racket," Logan said smiling as he too got up and began to coax Carlos out of bed.
"Hey she's cute!" James said, taking Mia out of Kendall's arms and hugging her close to him, making her giggle.
"Never said she wasn't, we only said she was noisy," Carlos said, trying to stifle a yawn unsuccessfully.
"I call the bathroom first!" Logan exclaimed, dashing for the bathroom before the pretty boy could enter.
"Why don't you and Carlos shower together?" James asked "I mean, I still have to get ready, and so does Kendall, and we have to get Mia ready…the sooner we get all this done, the better…"
"Oh, I'd gladly shower with my boyfriend, James," Logan said, raising his eyebrows at the tall brunette "I just don't think that'd be very appropriate for a child to hear…"
"Oh, c'mon!" James exclaimed "You and Carlos went nearly a year without sex, don't tell me you can't hold your urges in for fifteen minutes!"
"Precisely," Logan said with a smirk "When you've gone so long without sex, you want it all the more…"
"What's sex?" Mia asked cutely, making all guys' eyes nearly pop out as they looked at her with newfound panic.
"Way to go, Logan," James muttered, causing Logan to sputter indignantly before looking at Mia nervously "Um…well, well…you know, you're too little, you wouldn't understand…"
This was apparently the wrong thing to say to Mia who immediately frowned and stomped her foot angrily, crossing her arms.
"I'm not!" she exclaimed "I'm going to be four in September! I'm a big girl now!"
"Sex is when a mommy and a daddy are married and love each other very much and want to be together and love each other so much that God will reward them with a small baby to take care of-like when you were a baby, Mia…" Kendall said quickly.
The other three shot him incredulous looks.
"What?" Kendall asked with a shrug "She asked and I'm not exactly lying…"
"It's not only a man and a woman who can have sex…" James said quietly, while Kendall glared at him.
"Yes, I'm aware of that, James, however, I'm not about to go into detail of THAT with her yet, am I?" he whispered to him furiously.
Mia meanwhile looked curiously at them.
"So that's where babies come from?" she asked them.
The four looked at each other uneasily before nodding.
She smiled at them before looking at them confused once more.
"But…Uncle Frankie says you and James are getting married…" she told Kendall as she watched James slide on his engagement ring "And you're both boys so…who will be your baby's mommy when God sends you your baby?"
"She's way too smart for a three-year old…" Logan whispered while he and Carlos looked at Kendall and James helplessly, waiting to hear what they would answer.
"Well…" Kendall said slowly, carefully thinking over how best to explain it to a three-year old "You see…there are some cases in which, well, you don't really choose who you fall in love with, do you?"
"Why not?" Mia asked him "Uncle Frankie says you and Jo used to be together…why didn't you marry her so she could be your baby's mommy?"
Carlos, Kendall, and Logan all looked quickly at James whose expression was heartbroken.
"Because," Kendall said, taking James' hand and giving it a light squeeze "I couldn't…I loved James too much…"
"Why?" Mia pressed.
Kendall sighed.
"Well," he said "You know how the boys in kindergarten have cooties?" he asked Mia who nodded.
"That's why I never play with boys, although Uncle Frankie says their cooties will go away when they're older…"she said.
"Well…girls have cooties too," Kendall told her.
Mia's expression was horrified as she clapped both hands over her face, as if willing to protect herself from the cooties.
"You can't see other girls' cooties because you're a girl," Kendall told her "But I can…"
"Does Jo have cooties?" Mia whispered.
Kendall smiled and nodded.
"But shh…she doesn't know it, because, like you, she can't see them…but I can, and that's why I'm marrying James-who doesn't have cooties…"he said "Now, don't tell Jo or your Uncle what I just told you, alright? It'll be our special secret?"
Mia nodded solemnly.
"But then," she said "Will I have to marry a girl too?"
Once again, the guys shared a concerned look amongst themselves.
"Not…necessarily," Kendall said finally, deciding to go with the truth, or as close as he could, anyways "When you're older…maybe the cooties will go away and you'll find a cute boy who doesn't have cooties. Or, if they all have cooties when you're grown up, like us, then yes, you may have to marry a girl…"
"Which one is better?" Mia asked them "To marry a boy or a girl?"
Kendall sighed.
"Which one is better?" he asked "That'll be up to you, and you'll know it when the time comes. Which one is easier? For you, it'd be much easier to marry a boy…for me, well, it'd be much easier if I married a girl…but-I just can't ignore the cooties…"
Mia nodded once again, smiling as though Kendall had told her some unspoken secret.
"Do you miss Jo?" she asked him.
Kendall looked at James who had his arms crossed and eyebrows raised at him.
"Do I miss her? Yeah, sure I do, sometimes…" he answered Mia truthfully and ignoring James' glare "But she'll make your Uncle Frankie very happy now…"
"Thank you," Mia said, giving Kendall a hug, making him smile as he hugged her back tenderly.
"Anytime, squirt," he told her.
"So James will be like the mommy for your baby then?" she asked him innocently making Carlos and Logan crack up and James glare at them.
"Yes, he will," Kendall answered simply, not wishing to explain anymore complicated ideas to Mia. James looked up at him and seemed about to argue before Kendall shot him a look that clearly said 'shut up' before glancing pointedly at Mia and James got the message, thankfully and stayed quiet.
"May I go watch T.V now?" she asked them all, giving them puppy eyes "Only for a little while…"
"Well, alright then, 10 minutes, no more," Kendall said, giving her a little shove, making her laugh as she hurried towards the living room.
Awkward silence remained in the room after she'd left.
"Well…" Logan said "If Carlos and I ever have kids, Kendall; you'll be the one in charge of giving them all the necessary talks okay?"
"Seriously, that was a close one…" Carlos said.
"Yeah, wonder whose fault was it?" James asked sarcastically while glaring at Logan "Now go on you two, there's no time for you to shower separately now, you better do it together and quickly, you owe us big time…"
"Actually, they owe me big time," Kendall said, collecting James in his arms "You, my dear, did nothing. Now hurry up you two!"
Carlos and Logan grudgingly made their way into the bathroom…
A/N: Did you guys like it? I know I laughed a lot while writing it...I could almost picture it. But then again, that's just me, I want to know what YOU guys think! Was it crappy? Did you like it? Should this story just burn off and die? Lol.
Let me know!
REVIEW TIME!
And don't forget Kendall Schmidt's B-DAY tomorrow Nov. 2nd!
Coming up!
The much awaited, ahem, interesting scene with James and Natasha! How will Kendall react? Will this spark some new troubles in the Kames world?
And what about Jo and Frankie?
Don't miss it!
It'll be up by next Friday, Saturday tops okay?
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Cheers,
Franshes
