028: Children
Mario and Luigi walked into their small kitchen. Mario headed over to the stove while Luigi grabbed some plates from the cupboard. Cracking an egg into a pan with one hand, Mario deftly turned the stove on with his other free hand. Luigi placed the plates on the table, and went to get the silverware. He stopped, and shivered involuntarily. Mario noticed, and asked, "What's-a wrong, bro?"
"I don't know, Mario," Luigi replied. "I get the feeling we're being watched."
"Who-a could be watching us?"
"It feels like, I don't know, children or something."
"Children are-a watching us?"
"Yeah!" Luigi said, nodding vehemently. "Have you ever felt that, bro?"
Mario turned back to the egg, and flipped it over. He slowly replied, "Yes. Sometimes-a I do think-a we're being watched."
"Oh, good. I'm not alone. HEY, YOU KIDS! STOP WATCHING US!"
"What was-a that for?"
"I was telling the kids in front of the TV to stop watching us."
"Oh." Mario felt it unnecessary to pry any farther into his brother's strange antics.
Bill looked over at his friend. "Ted, that was a bogus episode."
"Tell me about it," Ted said.
"Dude!" they said together.
A/N: This ranks as one of my favorites, just for the breaking of the fourth wall and the reference to the only 80's movie I have ever seen. If you guess correctly, you get a high-five. Anyway, sorry for the wait on this one. I've been preoccupied with other projects, not the least of which is a book I want to write.
It took a little while for me to decide to add the extra part. I hope it adds what I wanted it to add.
