'Okay so we've caught my dad at it before and now it's the prince of punk's turn to be caught GETTING THE FUCK ONNNNNNN!' Shouted Matt into the camera as he, Jeff, Claire and a various number of their other friends assembled behind Shannon's house all whooped and cheered at the noises coming from the open bedroom window.

'So, Mrs Hardy, would you like to put your own personal spin on what's going on up there?' said Matt, pulling Claire in front of the camera.

'I would, and it goes a little something like this. WOOOOOOOO! With eight O's!' she laughed along with everyone else who then began to cheer as a bed sheet covered Shannon appeared in the window.

'Y'all need to get a life man! Quit bothering me!' he shouted, laughing and vanishing again to switch on the stereo to drown out any other noises that threatened to escape the open window, the summer night temperature made it too hot to simply close it. And so the assembled friends all waited outside, listening to the sound of The Black Crows filtering out of the window while their friends continued to enjoy themselves in bed............

'And you thought I was the one who was gonna end up on her back' said Chloe, pushing Shannon down to the mattress as she sunk down onto his dick again, her lips kissing his neck and feeling a vibration from the grumble deep in his throat against them, his hands sliding down her back to her ass.

'You were for an hour at least' he replied as he felt her tongue lightly flick across the dip between his neck and shoulder.

'Well now it's definitely your turn' she said, using her hips to work herself up and down on his thick hardness, shuddering at the feeling of the bulging vein on the underside of it pushing against every over stimulated gland deep in her slippery core, feeling his chest heave up and down beneath her as his arms locked around her shoulders and hands ran up into her hair as they kissed...............

'So, were you feeling inspired or something?' asked Claire as she was backed against a tree in the woodland that was just a five minute walk from the back of Shannon's house.

'Something like that I guess' Jeff replied, his lips meeting hers as his hands slid up over her ribcage under her top and onto each breast, thumbs rubbing her nipples until they hardened.

'You better be making this quick dude, before people with cameras come looking for us' she said, her hands sliding down his chest to undo the zip on his jeans and slip a hand in while the other came back up to wrap around his neck as her tongue tied knots with his, the urgency of needing each other right there and then fuelling the intensity between them. Glad she was wearing a skirt he moved one hand from her chest and used it to push her thong aside and slip two fingers deep into her pussy while his thumb rubbed at her clit, mouth moving from hers to suck a love bite onto the curve of her neck.

'Did you just hear something?' she then said, pausing her hand from travelling up and down his dick.

'No' he replied before biting the patch of skin his lips had just sucked on, starting to move his fingers hard back and forth inside her, hearing her moan in his ear as she forgot all about the sound she'd heard and concentrated on the fact that as usual, her husband was turning her on so much she couldn't possibly focus on anything else other than him.

When he felt his fingers had got her ready for his dick to begin pounding into her Jeff slipped his hand away and pulled his hardness free from his jeans via the fly before picking her up and moving his body closer to hers, chest pushing her back into the tree as he lowered her onto his dick. She omitted a happy grumble while running her fingers down his stubbly cheeks and across the lines shaved into his beard, staring into his blue grey eyes and feeling her heart jolt in her chest at the way he looked at her. She'd done right by marrying the sexiest man she'd ever seen, who had the most perfectly shaped and sized dick she'd ever felt, currently manoeuvring into her with long hard strokes.

Irritated by the feeling of his belt digging into her as his body drove against hers Claire reached down between them and undid it plus the button, making them slip from his legs and bunch at the ankles, glad he'd gone commando and grabbing his bare ass, digging her nails in as he moaned deeply, tongue darting out to lick across her throat and gently nip as her as he moaned again at the feeling of her heat contracting around him. She ran her hands up his back and tightened her legs around his waist more, exclaiming a long 'ahhhhhhhhhhhh' at the feel of his hands running up the sides of her body and pushing her arms up as they ran along the undersides, all the way until they were stretched above her head and his fingers had laced with hers.

Arching her back into the trunk of the tree she met every one of his upward thrusts with a forward buck of her hips, their skin slapping together as they panted and moaned, sucking and biting each others lips and tongues as they kissed, both drowning in ecstasy.

'Uuuuuuuhhhhh fuck honey I'm gunna cum, shit you're pussy's got me tight, ohhhhhh god!' Jeff exclaimed, burying his face against the side of her neck as he heard her beginning to cum, a series of soft moans followed by a loud cry as she yanked her hands free of his and sunk her nails into his shoulders, the pain intensifying his orgasm ten fold, feeling like hundreds of tiny explosions were going off at the tip of his dick as it was squeezed in wet warmth.

'Are married people supposed to have sex this hot?' she panted, feeling herself placed back to the ground and held tightly as her legs trembled.

'I think we're an exception' he said, his voice still deep and gravelly with arousal.

'I think we are' she said, rubbing her nose against his and then feeling him slide from her arms and kneel between her legs, his tongue tickling her outer lips before delving between them firmly into her slit and straight up to her clit, using his thumbs to spread her wide after lifting one leg over his shoulder.

'What happened to being quick?' she asked, hand running through his tied back blonde, green and black hair.

'I don't give a shit, I wanna go down on you' he said, before returning his tongue to her clit and flicking the tip of it over the engorged bud at a frantic pace, making her head thud back against the tree trunk as a low moan echoed up from her throat and out of her mouth. When she opened her eyes again and looked ahead something in her peripheral vision caught her eye, a little black shape darting behind a big tree and the swoosh the grass beneath them. But at that moment she didn't care what it was, it could have been a pervert watching and getting off to it, or just some kind of animal prowling through the darkness, his hot tongue felt too good for her to care what the mystery presence was.

Lauren could make out that the couple having sex three trees from where she had hidden were Jeff and Claire, and stopped her jog immediately to hide. Technically she wasn't doing a thing wrong, just merely going for a run through a wood that was popular with joggers, but she did see that she was becoming a little far gone in her quest to get back with Shannon.

'What the fuck am I doing out here?' she thought, the craziness of her almost nightly routine starting to make impact on her logical thoughts. Jamming her hands over her ears as she heard Claire moaning more frequently she hoped they'd be finished soon, she hardly relished in hearing the noises of a couple in the throes of sexual abandon; she wasn't a pervert.

'OH,OH FUCK YES, OOOOOOOH THAT'S IT, AHHHHHHHHH' Claire gasped as a hot wave spread up from her clit and down her legs, his tongue slowing steadily until it stopped and he kissed her clit a few time before standing up again and kissing her.

'Okay, now we can head back' he said, pulling his cigarettes from his pocket after pulling up his jeans, holding one in his mouth whilst doing up his belt.

'You can have these, you made 'em too wet to wear' she purred in his ear as she stood behind him and slid her thong into his back pocket.

'You do know it's just gunna turn me on knowing you ain't wearing them though don't you cutie?' he said, turning in her arms and kissing her from her shoulder to her cheek.
'Yeah, but then you can take it all out on me again when we get home' she said, running her fingernail up and down the centre of his chest........

......'Shit!' exclaimed Lauren as she lost her balance and landed back with a thud and considerable cracking noise of woodland debris underneath her. It was loud enough for her to be heard. Getting up as fast as she could she jogged away quickly, legs powering across the ground of the wood until she was out of sight, or so she thought.

'I'm sure for a second there I just saw Lauren' said Claire, holding Jeff's hand as they exited the woods, the light fading fast.

'Ahhhh could have been anyone, you know how many people jog around here' he replied, squeezing her hand in his.

'Yeah, I guess' she shrugged, not really that convinced since she knew Shannon's ex had started to take what could be classed as an unhealthy level of interest in the man himself again. As soon as they got back to their friends all assembled in the garden though, all thoughts of Lauren were quashed as instead she had to deal with being jeered and whistled at.

'I'm not even gonna ask where you two have been! Her face says it all!' cried Tina, pointing and laughing as Claire blushed and hid her face in Jeff's shoulder.

'Okay so this episode of The Hardy Show will be known as, if you put a Friends' spin on it; The one with the sex!' said Matt into the camera, making everyone laugh before he continued to banter.

'And I'm guessing it hurts to be the main man of the show and know you ain't getting any!' joked Shannon, stroking Chloe's legs where she sat in his lap with her arms around his neck.

'I might be, just not at this exact moment in time' he said with a shrewd look on his face and a raise of his eyebrows. And so while the boys all stayed outside making a lot of noise and drinking beer the three girls went into the kitchen where Claire relayed her suspicions over who she thought the person in the woods was to Chloe.

'It really, really wouldn't surprise me if it was babe. She's acting a little bunny boiler-esque right now. I mean god knows how long she was waiting for him outside the shop earlier today, G and I watched her just standing there and she only left about ten minutes or so before Shannon arrived' she said, handing over a cup of tea and a beer to her friends, picking up a glass of heavily iced water for herself and sitting up on the counter, moving a big white pillar candle over out of her way.

'You know what bugs me the most though? I never once got the whole 'crazy girl' vibe off of her, ever. And even though she isn't the most intelligent girl in the world she isn't academically stupid, I mean she is training to be a nurse so that kinda proves she had to be bright on at least some level. I do wonder why people act like this, seemingly not realizing their actions are making them look like a complete nutter!' replied Claire, sipping her hot tea as she leant on her elbows on the counter opposite to where Chloe was sat cross legged.

'When you're blindly in love with someone you don't listen to reason though do you? I mean take you and Jeff for example, your mom had a fit when you told her you were moving thousands of miles away to marry a man you'd only known for four months and you didn't listen to her because you were so in love with Jeff, and while I know you two were meant to be its along the same lines. I'm not defending her at all, I think she needs to get a life and leave you two be but that's just the way I see it. Love makes you illogical' said Tina, wiping the condensation from her bottle of beer with a heavily jewelled finger.

'Well just as long as she doesn't decide to be anything more than a nuisance I'm sure I'll cope until she's worked it out of her system. Just as long as I don't come home to find him in a pot, he's the closest thing we have to a rabbit' said Chloe, pointing at Dragon who had just scuttled in from the back yard for a drink.

'Or the pink plastic thing you have upstairs' snickered Claire.

'If she touches that she dies' laughed Chloe, before they moved on from talking about 'loony Lauren' as Tina had dubbed her.

'Well you are a horny pregnant woman, and if you keep on going at Shannon the way you are I think you'll need to use that more often! The poor guy looks exhausted these days!' laughed Tina, making Chloe grin widely.

'He loves it, he says he's never had so much sex in all his life and if this is the way being pregnant makes me then he wants a football team of kids!' she laughed in reply.

'So is it really that bad then? Are we talking complete and utter uncontrollable urges here? I get those already! God knows what I'd be like if I was pregnant' commented Claire.

'I don't think we'd see you or Jeff for the duration! And yes it really is, it's just like you get this compulsion for sex and you can't rest until you've had it!' she replied.

'Cock compulsion, I like it' said Claire, making Tina throw her head of blue and yellow braids back and laugh her ass off along with Chloe, who's compulsiveness for what her other half kept in his boxers was far from being over.

'You're gunna be the death of me, you really fucking are' chuckled Shannon as soon as he'd closed the front door on their group of friends later that night, having been backed into it by his horny girlfriend.

'But at least you'll die doing someone you love' she said, sinking to her knees and undoing his belt as his chuckle turned into a full blown guffaw of a laugh.

'I can't argue with that.......................................fuck, or that' he said, feeling his dick sucked firmly between her lips about halfway through his sentence.

'I didn't think you would' was all she replied before going back to it again. They didn't make it up the stairs for another hour that night........