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(Written from Wii Fitness Trainer's perspective)

"Ready to start the judging?" Lady Palutena asks, grabbing my hand.

Yeah, we date. Deal with it.

"Sure!" I smile.

The two of us walk through the dorms, looking at the booths. Most of them are just mini coffee shops, none of which are overly exciting.

The first one that actually interests us is the photo booth by dorm 1E. The wall next to the door is covered in assorted photos.

"Let's check them out," Lady Palutena says, pulling me over to the counter.

"Welcome, you guys," Aqua beams. "Would you like to get individual photos or a group photo?"

"Group," we both say.

"RIght this way. Let me just charge you a point," she says, scanning each of our bracelets. She then leads us to a room with assorted costumes. "Dress up however you like, and Vani will take up to four pictures. You'll be charged a point for each one you decide to keep,"

"Got it," Lady Palu grins, grabbing a green fluffy boa scarf and putting it on.

I grab a sparkly blue fedora and stick it on, lopsided.

"Ready to get our pictures taken?" I ask.

"Let's go!" She grins.

We walk through the curtain and stand where Vani tells us to. He takes our pictures, and we keep three of them.

The next booth that captures our interest is 2A's portal and trapeze act, which involves Chell do acrobatic moves through portals while to the others swing on stuff and do flips. This would not be possible if we hadn't had the furniture cleared for all of the rooms.

A couple dorm's down, 2C, is the Host/Hostess tea club.

Zelda greets us at the door.

"Hello, welcome to our Tea Club. Would you like a male or female to serve you?" She says, bowing. Tranquil music plays over the chatter at the four large circular booths they have set up.

"Surprise us," Lady Palu grins.

"Right this way, ladies," She says, leading us to the only empty booth.

I glance around, and see that Rosalina and Peach are the female hostesses. All of the female workers are wearing tea length, puffy skirted dresses in pastel colors.

"Hello, ladies," Marth says at the end of our table. "I will be your host today. Here are our, if a bit short, menus. Please take as much time as you like to decide," He hands us two laminated menus.

"Thanks," I say, looking at the menu:

Drinks (All 1 point)

-Milk Tea

-Normal Tea

-Matcha (Green Tea)

Food (All 2 points)

-Peach Cake

-Raspberry Tart

-Sugar Cookies (2)

"Hmm, I'll try the Matcha and Raspberry Tart," I say.

"And for you, miss?" He says to Lady Palutena, writing down my order.

"I'll have the Milk Tea and Peach Cake," She says, setting down her menu.

"I'll be right back with your orders," He says, leaving.

I look around and see Ike sitting at the booth with a bunch of girls, making them all laugh. rosalina's sitting with multiple boys, who all seem to be making her blush. Peach gets up from her table and walks over to the kitchen.

"This place is nice, huh?" Lady Palutena says, grabbing my hand under the table.

"Yeah, it is," I smile.

"I'm sorry guys," Peach says, standing at our table. "There's been a mix up of host rotations, do you mind if I become your host while we sort this out?"

"Oh, not at all," We both grin. I release her hand.

"Great! I'll go prepare your order!" She chirps. About a minute later, she comes out with our food on a platter.

"Thank you!" I grin, grabbing my food and drink.

"You know, I made the Peach Cake myself," She says, sitting down across from us.

"Wow, this is really good!" Lady Palutena chimes, taking a second bite out of the wedge of cake. "Here, try this," She says, shoving the bite into my mouth.

"Oh my god, this is amazing," I hum, savoring the amazing taste in my mouth.

"I have a question for you two," Peach says, gossipy tone in her voice. "Were you two just holding hands under the table a few minutes ago?"

"Umm, what?" Lady Palutena says awkwardly.

"We are not at liberty to discuss that," I say politely. "And I'd like you not to discuss it either,"

Lady Palu kicks me in the shin under the table.

"Don't worry, your secret's safe," She says, zipping her lips.

"Peach, can you also take care of these two," Zelda says, running up, motioning over to Ventus and Vanitas, who are standing at the door.

"Send them over!" Peach grins.

The two boys come and sit opposite us, next to peach. Peach slide into the center of the mostly circular booth to give them room.

"Hey," They both say.

"Taking a break, I see," Lady Palutena says, stirring her drink with her finger.

"Yeah, taking pictures of pretty people is certainly tough," Vanitas yawns sarcastically, leaning back, resting his arms widely on the back of the couch.

Establishing dominance.

Ventus sits there quietly, arms hold close together, hands clasped on his laps. I imagine his legs are crossed.

Taking up less space.

Uncomfortable.

Submission.

"So, what would you like to eat?" Peach asks.

"You," Vanitas coughs.

Ventus jabs him in the ribs with a sharp elbow thrust.

"Umm, Give me the regular tea and cookies," Vani says apologetically.

"I'll have the same," Ventus smiles.

"Okay, I'll have that right out!" Peach chirps, awkwardly walking between the and the table. Vanitas stares at her as she walks into the makeshift kitchen.

"You see why I said that now, Ven," Vanitas half whispers.

"No, Vani, I don't. I don't. Like. Girls," Ven says sharply.

"Oh, come one, what about that crush you had on Aqua all those years ago. But that I mean one," Vani smirk

s.

"Okay, fine. She was the exception. I don't. Like. Most. Girls," Ven sighs.

Me and Lady Palutena glance at each other and giggle.

We have the exact opposite problem.

Lady's bi and I'm full on lesbian. I do not understand why people find guys sexy.

Okay, well, I understand why, but I don't find them attractive.

"Well, look Vani, you made it awkward," Ven sighs.

"You made it awkward, my friend," Vani laughs loudly.

"Here's your food!" Peach says, setting down the platter.

"Umm, I think we're going to go now," Lady Palutena says.

"Okay! Let me just charge you, and you'll be free!" She chirps, taking a scanner out of her pocket. We pay for our food and leave.

The next booth we visit is 3A's Pokemon Petting Zoo. All of the trainers' Pokemon, well, technically some, and in pens where people can pet them. They also sell little treats that can feed them. God, the Pokemon are so cute.

The final one that catches our attention is the drawing booth at 3D, where Namine drew us in any style we asked for. We choose a realistic style, and she draws us perfectly.

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"So, how do you think that went?" Lady Palutena asks as we sit on her bed.

"Meh. It was alright," I shrug.

"Hey, the students learned a lot though!" Lady Palutena pouts.

Hehe, you thought we were talking about sex, didn't you? Don't worry, we did that too. Lots of that.