Chapter 180
Bawling
"Does that mean you are gonna rip out my pe- AHHHH!" Jordan jumped out of the way of the incoming Shukaku claw.
Elsewhere Sasuke charged at Naruto, but he simply moved to the side a little. Sasuke kept charging and got his hand stuck in Gaaras sand ball.
"Oh no, not this shit again!" Sasuke said in disgust.
"It's happening again!" Gaara shouted.
"Aww wah! wah! I'm Gaara and I get scared in a ball like a little sissy!" Jordan mocked.
"I bet your only friend is Naruto because you like to ridicule people! Get out of my sight; next time you show your face around us we will kill you!" Kankuro shouted. Jordan slowly backed away.
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Cut dialogue with Kankuro and Gaara.
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Chapter 181
Fight?
"Hinata..." Naruto said and sighed in depression.
"She has only been gone for 7 minutes! I bet in an hour you-" Sasuke was cut off.
"Look Sasuke you are so lucky I am more sand tan mad right now or I would go all demon fox on your ass!" Naruto shouted, lifting up Sasuke by the collar of his shirt.
"So that's how you wanna play huh? Sharingan!" Sasuke said and his eyes turned red, 2 commas were visible by his pupils.
"GRRRR!!!" Naruto yelled and turned into his demon form without the orange chakra surrounding him.
"Let's fight!"
"No! I just wanted to look more intimidating when we argue!"
"Ummmm...ok..."
"Look, I am tired of you making fun of me!"
"Well I am tired of you being around Sakura all the time!"
"Why? Are ya jealous?"
"Wh-what do you mean?"
"I mean, I wasn't mean to my girlfriend before!"
"Oh not this" the next word was beeped out "again! Look, you have no room to talk! You were too stupid to notice Hinata liked you before!"
"Fuck you!"
"No thanks, but I bet Hinata would!"
Naruto punched Sasuke right in the face and stormed off.
The scene changed to Neji and Lee inside.
"Hey Neji!" Lee shouted.
"Hi Lee..." Neji said quietly.
"I bet you are wondering why I am inside and not out in the snow."
"No..."
"Well it's kinda funny."
"TENTEN!"
"Oh...yeah...her. Well you can talk to her on my cell phone I guess. It has MySpace mobile!"
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Cut scene with Tenten, Hinata, and Sakura.
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Chapter 182
Ice Shark
Sasuke was ice skating on a lake while Naruto and Kyuubi were playing in the snow nearby.
"Hey Sasuke! Ice skate this!" Naruto yelled and threw a snowball at him. Sasuke fell and broke through the ice into the cold water. Naruto laughed at him.
"Y-y-yeah l-laugh now y-y-you a-a-a-ssshole. F-Fire St-Style F-F-F-Fireball J-Jutsu." Sasuke blew a stream of fire, warming him and he climbed out of the lake.
"Hahaha! You sounded kinda like Hinata!"
"Shut up!"
"Hey, Sakura told me a secret, believe it."
"A secret?"
"Yep she told me a secret, believe it."
"That is really annoying."
"Fine I will tell you, but I have to whisper it in your ear so Kyuubi won't hear."
"Fine."
"She told me to tell you...BELIEVE IT!" Naruto shouted in Sasukes ear.
"Ow! You bastard!"
"Holy crap! There is a shark in the water!" Naruto yelled and a cross between a human and a shark suddenly jumped out. It was KISAME and he started punching Sasuke.
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Cut dialogue between Naruto and Sasuke.
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Chapter 184
2 Members
Suddenly a hand made out of clay jumped on Narutos face.
"Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhh!" Naruto screamed.
"A clay hand? Wait a minute...that means...Deidara!" Kisame shouted.
"Get this thing off me Kisame!" Sasuke shouted, with a clay hand on his face as well.
"Hello." A voice said. The voice belonged to DEIDARA. He had blonde hair and looked a lot like a girl. He had a long bang hanging down the left side of his face. He used to have a long ponytail, but he cut it.
"Hey Deidara! Where is Sasori?" Kisame asked.
"How should I know?!"
"He is your partner." Kisame said, Naruto was still screaming.
"Just pull it off!" Sasuke shouted, with the hand off of his face now. Naruto walked to the left a little and was suddenly caught in a net attached to a tree. A boy who looked like Gaara without the rings around his eyes walked over to them.
"Hey." The boy, SASORI, greeted.
"I always get stuck in traps!" Naruto shouted.
"Let's go." Sasori said and he and the 3 others walked away. Sasuke walked in the other direction.
"Hey come back here!" Naruto shouted.
"OW! God damnit! A bear trap!" Sasuke shouted as he stepped on one.
"You guys just can't leave me here! Kyuubi help!"
Kyuubi made some 'nyah' noises.
"Not being able to reach is no excuuuuuse!"
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Sasori and Deidara are from Naruto Shippuden.
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Chapter 186
Wabit Wun
Ocelot was standing behind a bush, staring at BUGS BUNNY, a cartoony bunny.
"What's up doc?" he asked, munching on a carrot. Ocelot was twirling his two pistols.
"I will put a bullet in one of these 3-"
"Man what a show off."
"There you are Bugs! Oh look a hunter and its rabbit season!" DAFFY DUCK, a cartoony duck, yelled.
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season, fire!" Daffy shouted. Ocelot shot him, causing his tail feathers to fall off.
The scene changed to Haku sitting on the side of a cliff.
"The view here is nice." he said.
"Not as nice as you baby." Miroku said, suddenly appearing beside him.
"I'M A GUYYYY!!!"
"First Neji, now him! What am I, gay!?!"
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Big Lipped Alligator moments here.
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Chapter 187
Dance Dance Evolution
Kisame was at the student center dancing to the song YMCA. Itachi walked in and saw him.
"Kisame, what are you doing?" he asked with a bored expression.
"Umm...just dancing to a little music...Itachi."
"Well it's stupid."
"It is not!"
"Tsukoyomi!" Itachi shouted and opened his eyes quickly.
"No, please don't!" Kisame begged as he covered his eyes with his hands.
"Hmph, pathetic." Itachi said and walked away.
"He's gone...am I the biggest loser in this school!?" Kisame shouted. Suddenly Kabuto walked up to him.
"No, I'm the biggest loser in this school, people think I'm a nerd." he said. Suddenly an evil GREMLIN, a small green humanoid monster, walked up to them.
"No, I am, I ate after midnight." he said. Suddenly there was a rumbling sound and a stupid looking humanoid creature walked up to them, glued to huge cement shoes.
"No, mesa am, people think mesa is a disgrace to Star Wars and glued me to cement shoes." the creature, JAR-JAR said.
"What happened to you?" the others asked Kisame simultaneously.
"I lost my partner."
"How?"
"When I did the YMCA dance." Kisame said. "I thought I had my gang on my side. Then I went and blew it, all sky high, and Itachi gave me a Tsukoyomi glance. All because I did the YMCA dance." he sang.
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Incoming plot alert!
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Chapter 188
Losers Win
"When Itachi came just to put him down, Kisame turned into a clown. And gave him a Tsukoyomi glance, to the shark who did the YMCA dance." the others sang.
"I know I shouldn't mumble and I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. And being alone is a lot less fun, like eating after the sun, or being made fun...of." Kisame and the others sang.
"This is a lesson I won't soon forget, watch the Super Bowl on Sunday. Colts vs. Bears I wonder who will win? We will have to wait, until the ennnnnnd!" Kisame sang and the song finished. Itachi walked up to them.
"Kisame, your song is true!" he said.
"Really?"
"No, and the Bears are gonna win!" Itachi yelled and in a flash was behind Kisame. Itachi pulled out a kunai and quickly stabbed Kisame through the back into his heart, killing him.
"Oh my god! Yousa killed Kisame!" Jar-Jar shouted.
"You bastard!" Kabuto shouted.
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DUM DUM DUM! That song is an altered version of a Spongebob song. Jar-Jar and Kabuto talking after Kisame was killed was a South Park reference.
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Chapter 189
Level 2
"Gee, I didn't know you would stoop so low as to kill one of your teammates." a voice said.
"Sasuke! You were a fool to trust me!" Itachi shouted.
"Wh-what?"
"You see Sasuke; I didn't really have a change of heart. I was simply leading you and your friends into a false sense of security, then kill you all when the time is right."
"You tricked me?!"
"Yes, I am surprised you fell for it. You really are a foolish little brother."
Sasuke was standing on the 2nd floor of the student center, looking over the balcony at his brother in astonishment. Then he stood up on the railing and his skin turned grayish brown. His hair turned gray and grew longer and 2 wings that look like webbed hands grew out of his back. He was in his cursed seal level 2 form.
"Now prepare to die foolish older brother! Black Chidori!" Sasuke shouted and he jumped off the balcony with his left hand surrounded in black electricity.
"Tsukoyomi!" Itachi shouted, but it wouldn't work.
"Useless! Now it's my turn!" Sasuke shouted and ran at Itachi. "Die!" he shouted and shoved the Chidori into his brother's chest. Blood splattered on Sasukes arm.
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Plot twist + fight scene = win.
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