"Hello and welcome to the Total,"
"Drama,"
"Aftermath!" The two co-host,Geoff and Bridget,sat up in their chairs as the live audience clapped.
The camera zoomed in on Bridget's super excited face. "Yes,we're back for some more crazy aftershow drama."
"That's right Bridge!" Geoff cut in. "We got thrills,guest stars,craziness,and MORE TRUTH OR ANVIL...S!"
"Geoff! I thought we got rid of the anvil."
Geoff turned to his girlfriend. "We did Bridge,and then we bought a new one...Several new ones... Hehe...Didn't I tell you?"
Bridget fumed. "No you didn-"
"And let's welcome our first guest Ben everyone!" Bridget continued to burn red as Ben walked on stage,waving.
"So," Geoff said,motioning Ben to take a seat. "Ben,how are you?"
Ben shrugged. "Okay,I guess. Is Christian here?"
"Yeah,why do you ask?"
Ben's lips formed a devilish smile. "Oh...no reason..."
"Our viewers want to know,are you still mad at Christian for what he did to your ds,and probably causing the reason for your elimination?"
Ben furrowed his brow,and glared at Geoff. "Yes," he growled.
"Oh..um okay..." Geoff laughed awkwardly as he scooted away from Ben.
Bridget rolled here eyes then turned to the camera. "Our next guest is the Heather of this season-"
"Hey!" Heather stood up.
"Macie!" At her introduction Macie walked up smiling widely. As she took her seat next to Ben Bridget faced her. "So Macie,how does it feel to be voted out second?"
"Well,I feel very robbed." Macie continued to smile,although it was obvious that she was pissed. "I was the best contender on that team! I mean SEAN gets to stay on,but I get voted off! It's not FAIR!"Macie dropped her fists,then sighed. "But it doesn't matter. If Eva gets to come back after being voted off second,I'm sure they'll bring me back," she said.
"You seem confident," Bridget responded.
Macie nodded. "All it takes is a little convincing." Macie rubbed her fingers together.
At the peanut gallery Alejandro leaned next to Heather. "She is like the new you."
Bridget ignored them. "People say that your relationship with Sean is much like that one of Alejandro and Heather. What do you think?"
At this Alejandro's jaw dropped as he scooted away from Heather. Bridget gave a little triumphant smirk for embarrassing him.
"Irrelevant," Macie said unemotionally. "Sean and I don't have any relationship. He may THINK there's something,but there's not. Trust me."
Bridget sighed. "Alright," she said unconvinced.
"It's true."
"If you say so."
"I'm serous."
"Sure you are."
"Really."
"Let's introduce our next guest,Christian!"
"I'm not lying," Macie continued. "I have nothing with him."
"Make some room for Christian dear," Bridget whispered.
Macie glared at her as she took a seat next to Ben.
Christian walked on the stage wearing is usual none-smiling face,which made a few girls in the audience fawn over him. Geoff shook his head. "Always the bad boys." He lightened up. "How are you Christian?"
Christian shrugged. "Good,I guess."
The crowd,and Sadie and Katie, fawned over him again.
Geoff rolled his eyes. "so it seems you have a few fangirls."
Christian shrugged. "I guess."
The girls squealed. "He's so modest!" Sadie said to Katie.
Christian looked around with a confused look then leaned back in his chair. There were some more squeals. Geoff groaned then stood up. "Okay! What's so great about him leaning back in his chair!" he yelled.
Christian shrugged. "Actually,all this attention is pretty annoying," he said frankly.
To Geoff's and Christian's annoyance,the girls squealed again. "He's rejecting us,which only makes us love him more!" Katie said.
"Stop squealing!" Christian yelled,but the girls continued to squeal. Ben snickered. Christian glared at him. The girls giggled affectionately. Christian groaned. "So you're just going to giggle and squeal at everything I do or say?" The girls giggled again. Christian smirked. "YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIES!" he yelled,hoping to shake them off. It didn't work. He hung his head in disappointment as he took a seat on the couch next to Macie. As he sat down he unknowingly set off a whoopie cushion,which caused a long silence.
"They're not squealing," he whispered to himself.
"Got you," Ben whispered in his ear.
"You did this?"
Ben smirked. "Yeah."
Christian sighed in relief. "Thanks dude."
Ben glared at him. As he sat down,Macie leaned over. "Amateur." she whispered.
"Let's welcome our fourth guest,Hana!" Bridget announced.
As Hana took her seat on the couch, Geoff took the reigns. "So Hana,how are you?"
"Good."
Bridget crossed her arms. "Are you going to ask the same question to everybody?"
Geoff ignored her. "So how do you feel about being eliminated,was it a shock?"
Hana shrugged. "I was surprised,but after thinking it over,I think it was for the best. Christian and I did lose part of the challenge."
"Uh-huh." Geoff rubbed his chin,but it was clear that he wasn't really interested in her response. "Is there anything you miss since leaving the show?"
"Hmm." Hana scratched her head. "Well I guess I regret not getting to get rid of the meat in Chef storage. I'm also going to miss my friends on the Barfy Peanut team,and the ones on the other team."
"Really?" Geoff sat up on the couch. "Is there a certain someone you miss?"
"Well..."
"Here we go!" Geoff grinned,hungry for drama.
Hana thought it over. "I guess Tonia was kind of my closest friend on the show."
Geoff groaned. "Anyone on the OTHER team you're going to miss a lot?"
"Well..."
"Yes?"
"I guess...Well-"
Geoff leaned forward. "Yes?"
"Julia seemed to be a very nice kid."
Geoff fell back. "Alright. I think it's time for some truth or anvil."
"Not yet!" Bridget interjected. "We still have one more guest!"
"Aww! I want to play truth or anvil!"
"Kate everybody!" After a few minutes of waiting,Bridget peered at Kate backstage. "Kate," she called out. "Whatcha doing?"
"I'm not going out there with that anvil."
Bridget turned to her boyfriend. "This is your fault! I told you to get rid of that anvil!"
Geoff rolled his eyes,then walked over to Kate. After a few seconds Geoff came out with Kate over his shoulder. He quickly dropped her on a couch then took his seat next to Bridget without saying a word.
"So Kate," Bridget continued. "You seemed pretty relieved to have left that show,am I correct?"
Kate nodded. "It was crazy back there. Several times I thought I was going to die!"
"Mhm." Bridget took out some notecards. "It seems that you've been coupled up with Danny."
Kate shrugged. "Yeah,for that Paris challenge. I guess he wasn't as bad a partner as I thought he would be."
"But people have paired you two up as a real couple. You two are actually pretty popular together."
Kate's eyes widened. "That has GOT to be a mistake. He's a jerk!"
"Denial!" Geoff chimed. "you're almost in as much denial as Macie here is."
"I am not!" Macie and Kate both said.
"Whatever." Geoff clasped his hands together. "Alright let's play some truth or anvil!"
"Not yet!"
"Come on!"
Bridget ignore him. "Now it''s time for some dares!" She put a hand on her boyfriend's shoulder. "You'll love it babe."
Geoff frowned and crossed his arms. "Not as much as I love truth or anvil," he grumbled.
"Okay." Bridget looked at her notecards. "Let's start with something easy. Your first dare is for everyone to chew a piece of moldy gum! " she held out a gloved hand. "Harold."
"Why does everyone think I'm the one who keeps moldy gum with me!" Harold said. "Gosh!" Geoff looked at him inquiringly. Harold sighed. "Fine." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of green-red gum with bits of hair in it.
Macie leaned back. "Gross!"
Bridget carefully...had an intern cut the gum. Then she handed a piece to each of the ex-contestants.
"Bon appetit!" Geoff said in a french accent. "Oh and just so you know,your contracts state that you must participate in all dares...So enjoy!"
The teens cringed as they slowly popped the gums in their mouths. Hana looked up thoughtfully. "It's...crunchy."
"With a hint of-" Ben tapped his chin. "Cherry?"
"IT'S DISGUSTING!" Macie quickly spit out her gum.
"Our next dare," Bridget said as one by one they all spit out their gum. "is for Kate."
"This isn't going to be good," Kate said.
"Kate you have to...withstand at least a minute in the same cage as a bear!"
"OOH." Geoff chuckled. "Vicious."
Kate crossed her arms. "I'm not doing it."
Geoff frowned,then snapped his fingers. At that Some interns rolled out a bear in a cage and some guards came and picked Kate up. Kate started to kick and scream. "NO LET GO OF ME!" She yelled as they dropped her into the cage. "I have rights!"
"Moving on," Bridget interjected. "Our next dare is for Ben."
Ben crossed his fingers. "Please don't let it be bad,please don't let it be bad!"
"Your dare is to give away all of your video games."
"NO!" Another intern came onto the stage wheeling in a wheelbarrow stuffed with Ben's video games and consoles. Ben quickly ran up to his games and hugged them,hissing at the intern as he did so.
"Nerd," Macie remarked.
Bridget walked over to the boy. "How about this Ben,we'll let you give away only have of your games.
"And why would I do that?"
Bridget pointed to the floor,revealing that ben was strapped to the floor. "Because we won't let you go until you do so." She walked back and took her seat. "Go on Ben."
"But,but," Ben wimpered.
"And Ben," Geoff added. He pulled out a pad and pressed a button on it,immediately shocking Ben. "that's going to happen every minute you don't give away a game."
Ben sighed. He stood up and looked longing at his games. "It's time to say goodbye." He sighed again as he traced his finger down the pile. "We've had some good times...But,I have to be strong. I'm sure whoever gets you guys next will take good care of you,so don't worry."
"Aww!" Hana said. "That's strangely heartwarming."
"Hurry up!" Geoff told him.
Ben gently picked up a game,Mortal Kombat 2. "Ah...I remember my first fatality, June 23 2009." He threw it into the audience. "Have fun!" He picked up another game,Mario party 5. "I was about 8 when I first played you." He threw. "We had such great memories!" The next game was Mysims. "Actually,I never liked you." He quickly flinged it at the audience.
Geoff groaned. "This is taking to long." He snapped his fingers again,which got two interns to wheel in a shark tank. He pointed to Christian. "I dare Christian to throw the rest of Ben's games into the sharktark.
"What!" Ben and Christian both said. "He already hates me," Christian added.
Geoff groaned again,then pushed the button,which shocked both Christian and Ben. Christian rubbed his head. "Fine I'll do it!" He stood up and slowly walked up to the games. "DO you have those set up to our brains or something?"
"...Maybe..."
Christian slowly picked up a game and threw it at the sharktank. "NO!" Ben screeched.
"Relax," Christian said. "It's just a video game." He threw another one,which made Ben angrier. After the third one Ben was fuming.
"Just a video game eh?" Ben crack his knuckles,then lunged for Christian,breaking his chains.
Both Geoff and Bridget stood up. "Wow!" They both said.
"He is mauling him!" Geof exclaimed.
"Speaking of mauling," Bridget added. "How is Kate doing?"
"I'm good!" Kate yelled. She was surprisingly unscratched. She stopped scratching the bear's ear and turned to Bridget. "He's surprisingly nice."
"Raawwr!" The bear growled.
"Sorry." Kate went back to scratching his ear. "He doesn't like it when I stop."
"Okay then," Bridget remarked. "I guess now it's time-"
"For truth or anvil!" Geoff exclaimed.
"No honey...It's time to say goodbye."
Geoff pouted," But what about truth or anvil?"
"Next time sweetie on Total-"
"Drama"
"Aftermath!"
The reason this took a week to update is because I decided to quit this story...Just Kidding! (You're not getting rid of me so easily) No,the real reason is because I was busy. If you think that I'll quit this story before finishing,then you have another thing coming. I was actually wondering if I should do a sequel when this is over,what do you think?
Remember to always "Relish their hotdog mind with madness (TysonRitter) "
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