Journal,
Eli's a bitch and I don't know why I…you know. But I was awesome today! Yeah!
Anyway, Eli's a bitch because I found her. Good, right? Well, when I found her, I told her that I…you remember. She kind of freaked out. First she got mad, and I don't get why she got mad. I mean, seriously?
Then she got really upset again, like I'd said something really bad. It's not like I murdered your family, Eli. Even if I might want to because they're all stupid jerks….
Then she smiled, and she said, "It's very sweet that you feel that way, Gilbert, but I'm sorry to say I'm already seeing someone. His name is Kiku."
I hate Eli. I hate her so much.
Why all the mood swings, woman? What is wrong with you?
I need advice.
-The Awesomeness Gilbert
AN: Bad things happen when Gilbert needs advice…
