20 ways to annoy Bill Weasley
1. Call him Billy boy
2. Make eyes at Fleur
3. Tell him he's spent so much time around goblins he's beginning to look like them
4. Ask why he never sent money to his parents to help out
5. Make him tell you how to break into gringotts without getting caught
6. Tell him Fleur could do a lot better
7. Be Greyback
8. Insult his family
9. Make him pay for your holiday
10. Call him the dude that works with goblins
11. Tell Fleur his most embarrassing secrets
12. Make sure Molly fusses over him
13. Bring up Greyback scarring his face up incident
14. Throw rotten tomatoes at him
15. Say he smells fish
16. Tie his laces together
17. Make him drink sour milk
18. Tell people he wears a wig
19. Cry because you broke a nail
20. Use his wand to stir soup
