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20 ways to annoy Bill Weasley

1. Call him Billy boy

2. Make eyes at Fleur

3. Tell him he's spent so much time around goblins he's beginning to look like them

4. Ask why he never sent money to his parents to help out

5. Make him tell you how to break into gringotts without getting caught

6. Tell him Fleur could do a lot better

7. Be Greyback

8. Insult his family

9. Make him pay for your holiday

10. Call him the dude that works with goblins

11. Tell Fleur his most embarrassing secrets

12. Make sure Molly fusses over him

13. Bring up Greyback scarring his face up incident

14. Throw rotten tomatoes at him

15. Say he smells fish

16. Tie his laces together

17. Make him drink sour milk

18. Tell people he wears a wig

19. Cry because you broke a nail

20. Use his wand to stir soup