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SONIC AND THE SEX
CHAPTER 28

The Plot Thickens

The Titanic was sinking and Mephiles is mad looking. It turns out he wasnt mad however however. "Mephiles bro, in a nother world you hated me. It is because I hurt you as a child. But i don't exist in this world so that means that you must not be evil!" said Sonic. "I am not an evil." agreed mephiles. From that moment on, Mephiles is called Mephman. "I still have rad powers in this world though." said Mephman and he teleported them to the college. Now just to clarify to you people...Knuckles is Knucklefuck and Mephiles is Mephman and Shadow is Shadbad.

In this world this universe that Sonic never existed in so Eggman ruled the college because Sonic never stopped him. EggMan's plan to make other eggs die still exists. "I can not believe this. Eggman's plan to make other eggs die still exists." said Sonic. Then Sonic saw a bad sight. It was SHADOW THE SHADBAD! He is still alive also. Then Shadow sees them. "EggMAN! The betrayers are back." said Shadow. "Is your world better than this?" asked Tails. "No" said Sonic. "I think they saw you guys!" he added gently.

They ran to the chaotix dorm since the chaotix were still alive here. "I know how to beat them because I did in my world." said Sonic and he told them that there was a button in Eggman office. Thy agreed and went and pressed it and saved the day. "But what about shadbad?" questions Vector. The truth is that Shadow is actually a trouble maker. "We should kill him with a knife" said Tails. "No" said Sonic because Sonic knows that it will not work already from his universe. He has knoledge. Since they just pressed the button they are in the Egg Office and they saw a diamond. Sonic went forward and touched it. Just then everyone in the world got a vision of a word. The word was "LOWER THE SINKING TANK!" it was because he has touched the diamond of wisdom.

"I see it." said Silver annoyingly. They looked over and saw Silver who in this universe never got sent to the year 1860. "I saw the vision." he says. "We need this guy to be dead!" he scrouts! "Did you just touch the diamond of wisdom Sonic?" asked a bemused but still I guess happy because Eggman doesn't own the university anymore voice. "Ye" relies Sonic, shaking. "But you cant!" screamed Silver. "Bro, every time you use that ding (Knuckles said "ding" instead of "thing" because he is dumb), a bad thing happens. An orphan child in Africa dies if you use it!" screamed Knuckles so loud his lungs burst and he fell out the window. He was never seen again until he climbed the stairs and used animal powers to heal himself and his lungs (remember, animals can do this. Even humans. We just don't know it yet. It is like regenerating power but only can heal minor wounds.)

"Guys I am sorry, I did not know it would do this" said the super sonic Sonic in a defense. "I just did not know it would do this." said him. (I am not sure if that grammar is right. PLZ tell me in the reviews because English is not my 1 language and I want to improve my grammer). They all starred Sonic down like a bowl of fowl cheetos. "Guys, I can fix it." he said. He used his super sonic speed to run to Africa in a second, get the child and then take the child back and use his animal powers to heal her. "See?" he says. "Ok" they said and starred Sonic down like a bowl of tasty cheetos.

"The dimond of wisdom is bad and Eggman kept on using it to see the future. He killed like 4 orphans!" said Mephman. "But in the good hands, it is good plans" corrected Tails. "It can and should and will help us most certainly." said Tails. But what did 'LOWER THE SINKING TANK' mean? Well my friends, you are gonna have to wait till chapter 29 to see. But lets get back to the plot. Going on now, Sonic decided they needed to find this mysterious mystery. "Tails, use the diamond to make a LOWER THE SINKING TANK finding machine. The crystal can know the future, so use it!" Sonic said. Tails nodded and made a finding machine and they used it and they found him. But they just didn't know it yet.

"Where are we?" asks Tails. "TAILS, IT MUST HAVE NOT WORKED. IT MOST OF BROKEN. FUCK YOU!" screamed Sonic, a bit ticked off. "Guys?" said Knuckles scared. "In a minute." Says Mephman. "I used up all my powers to telaport us to the college campus. They need to recharge." he adds to his hedgehog self. "GUYS!?" screams Knuckles and manages to stupidly break his own lungs again. He healed them. You see, and animals have special powers. Most just have healing, but Mephiles can telaport too, except it has to recharge first. Sonic has powers of speed, and that's his power. "GUYS WTF PLZ GUYS!" said Knuckles. "Wait up, should not we save the Titanic?" asked Vector. "Yah we should but I just can not tel-" Mephiles got cut off. "WE ARE BACK ON THE SINKING TITANIC!" roared Knuckles. He was right, and they were doomed.

Sonic looked and saw people dying in the cold water. The Titanic was sinking and this is not good. "I have a game plan!" screamed Amy louder than they think she could scream. Her lungs might just break too thought Sonic. "Sonic, you run and generate heat by running." she said. Sonic stairs at her. "DO IT!" screamed Amy loudly. Sonic starts running really rather quick. Heat begins to be generated. "Mephman, use the heat to charge your telaport faster." He put his head down to Sonic's shoes. Knuckles Vector and me, you all go save everyone." Amy concluded. They went grabbing everyone and tying them up at Sonic's feet so that they couldn't run away. Sonic almost wanted to do some bondage sex with one of them but did not do it.

"I, LOWER THE SINKING TANK, will never let this happen!" Boomed a voice but they did not know where it was coming from. "Shut up!" shouted Knuckles. "Knuckles dude, do you still have your balls and penis in this world. In my world you lost them in the civil war, and it took you MONTHS to regrow them!" asked Sonic. "The beauty of your penis was never truly restored though." Sonic said sadly. "Knuckles held Sonic's hand while he was still running. "They are still perfect in this world." he said. This made Sonic so happy that he ran even faster! The power was generated! Then a bad thing happened. Sonic was running so fast that he accidentally kicked Mephiles in the head. He went flying and fell into the freezing water. "Oh shit..." said Knuckles. "Well, at least I always wanted to do that." says Sonic. The Titanic suddenly tips too much for them and the fall, plunging into the water. It is the end for our heroes. "Now, you will die." said Lower Tank.

To be continued...