Angry letter to writers

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

Chapter 29: Rubeus Hagrid

Dear Fanfiction writers

Me and Olyme were jus friends!

She was nice and big but she and me were jus not meant to be yeh know.

I don't think there is any women fer me! And no, Harry's friends are too young for me! Hermione, Ginny and Luna are much too young! I'm more than 60 years old! I don't think Harry or Ron appreciates yeh writin about their wives like that.

I hate Tom Riddle. He nearly got poor Aragog killed! Ruddy bastard. Glad he's dead and no longer torments cute little spiders.

Sincerely Rubeus Hagrid

P.S What's a pokemon?

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