Emmett: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Lauren: THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! I LOCK YOU IN CAGES! NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND!
Emmett: I shall let you out when you do what I want.
Lauren: EMMETT! I'm NOT making you a twitter account! You're a fictional character!
Emmett: No I'm not.
Lauren: Yes! You are!
Emmett: Ok...I'll make you a deal...You create a twitter account for me, so I can share my unicornity with the world, and I'LL steal you a pair of Edward's boxers.
Lauren: *laughs nervously* Yeah...Because I don't already have any of his boxers.....or his pillows...or his teeth....FINE! I'll make you a damn Twitter account. But all my readers are gonna think I'm a weirdo.
Bonnie: They already do....
Emmett: OHMYUNICORN! I'M GONNA HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN UNIILEY CYRUS!
Lauren: Ok, your username is EmTheUnicorn.
Emmett: MWAHAHAHA! FIRST TWITTER, THEN BEBO, THEN MYSPACE THEN FACEBOOK! *hands Lauren boxers* Here you go. As promised.
Lauren: OHMYGOSH! The rare purple Edward boxers! Collectors addition! Thanks Em- Em? Where'd you go?
*silence*
Lauren: HELLO? YOU FORGOT TO LET ME OUT OF THE CAGE!
Emmett: *from some remote place in the Middle East, on a computer* Yes....Forget.... *to readers* FOLLOW ME! NOW! ON TWITTER! LINK IS ON MYBOYFRIENDEDWARDSPARKLES' PROFILE PAGE! GO! FLY!
Bonnie: Because if you don't...well, let's just say there are plenty of spare cages left...
