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Conversation 29: Lucy, Levy, and Erza
(Lucy is normal –Levy is bolded- Erza is italics underlined)
Hey Lu-Chan!
Hi.
What's wrong Lucy?
Yeah, you sound really angry!
UHGGG! It's making me angry to just think about it!
About what!?
Stupid Natsu and Happy!
What'd they do this time…?
They snuck into my apartment when I wasn't home and fell asleep in my bed!
Well that's not soo bad…
Yeah, it's kind of sweet!
That's not all! They wouldn't wake up so I had to sleep on the couch and it was so uncomfortable that I couldn't get a wink of sleep!
Okay, maybe that is bad but—
-Still not done! I was soo sleepy walking to the guild this morning that I FELL IN THE RIVER!
Did those two at least help you out!?
NO! They laughed so hard they passed out! …So I left them there to choke on their own saliva…
Woah…Lu-chan…that's pretty hard core...But I guess they deserved it!
All the guys in this guild are jerks!
Tell me about it! Yesterday I was trying to read and Gajeel "accidentally" ripped the book when he was fighting with Natsu!
I'll punish them all later for you two!
I'd rather beat those idiots up myself!
I bet the girls at mermaid heel don't have to put up with this…
What do you mean?
You know, it's an all-girl guild. They all get on so easily with no boys fighting every 2 minutes!
WE SHOULD DO THAT!
Do what?
START AN ALL GIRLS GUILD!
On our own?
No! I bet we could convince all the girls of FairyTail to join!
Ya…YA! WE COULD! And we could fill the guild with books!
And have a clothing shop inside it!
What about rooms…just for all my swords!?
YOU CAN HAVE A BUILDING FOR YOUR SWORDS ERZA!
What should we name our guild!?
What about The Ultimate Erza's?!
Uhh…
No.
The Book Worms!
No.
What about…Sexy Witches!?
NO!
NEVER!
Fine that what should we name our guild!?
It's got to be something catchy…
Something intimidating…
Something that'll piss of the guys…
….
….
….
I'VE GOT IT!
What is it?!
Tell us!
Fairy Crushers!
Hmm…It's got a ring to it!
It'll scare of weaklings!
And it'll piss off Natsu!
Now we just need to get a guild leader!
I nominate Lu-chan! It was her idea after all!
No! It couldn't be me! I think it should be Erza!
Well I am the only S-class out of the 3 of us! …I accept!
Er-chan! Master of Fairy Crushers!
Whoo-hoo! Let's get started on the design!
It should be 10 stories high!
YA! And have stain glass windows! And marble countertops!
Wait a second guys…we forgot about something…
What?
Starting a guild costs a lot of money…
How much?
Like…millions!
Uh…I resign as master! I don't have that kind of money!
Ya…sorry Lu-chan! I guess we're ganna have to put up with the guys until one of us wins the lottery!
Fine! You guy put up with those idiots! I'll start my own guild! Just you wait! The Sexy Witches will rule Magnolia!
I'm sure they will Lu-chan…
They will!
Of course…
They will! I'll show you! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
Erza…
Ya…?
Lu-Chan finally lost it…
THE END.
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