Chapter 29: Haineko
1. Stare at her, grin pervertedly, and drool.
2. Make disturbing comments about her body.
3. When she snaps back at you, laugh and poke her stomach, and say, "Oh my, you have a lot of blubber!"
4. Call her a saggy baggy hag with lots of wrinkles.
5. Alternately, say, "Go away! I only surround myself with beautiful women!"
6. Then flirt with Matsumoto, and call her beautiful. Watch Haineko become enraged.
7. Poke her face, and say, "Whoa, you've gotta ton of zits. You have more than all the buildings in Seireitei."
8. Bribe the male zanpakuto to tell her she's fat, or just drool at her.
9. Now enlist the twins' help, and make them hide in a hole in the ceiling.
10. When she passes, get the twins to jump her, and when they land, tell them to giggle and say, "Wow Haineko! Thanks for blocking our fall! Your fat cushioned us!"
11. Compare her to Matsumoto, and tell her how much better Matsumoto is.
12. Set her up on a blind date thing.
13. Choose Ashisogi Jizo.
14. Watch them try to make conversation, and fail miserably.
15. Or Wabisuke works too.
16. Drag them to the amusement park from the chapter with Wabisuke. (my, I wonder where this will lead to....)
17. Now, make sure Haineko is the one in the tunnel of love!
18. Watch as she fall into the water and Wabisuke panics, and then the weird weight thing on his back 'somehow' makes him also fall into the water. (rig the boat)
19. Make sure that Haineko is unable to swim. (Probably, she won't, seeing as cats hate water)
20. Watch as he sinks, and in his panic, his shikai bangs Haineko several times.
21. She gets hit about 10 times, and watch her struggle to get out of the water screaming.
22. Call out, "My, my, Haineko! I warned you to lay off that chocolate cake!"
24. When she falls unconscious after nearly drowning, and they somehow dragged her from the water, force Wabisuke to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation.
25. When she finds out what happened, watch her freak out.
26. Sigh, and say, "Show a little gratitude for what he did! I mean, you should be relieved that it wasn't Ashisogi Jizo doing it."
27. Get Wabisuke to say that her breath stank.
28. Make sure you filmed the whole thing. (Make sure Wabisuke made a lot of sappy comments)
29. Show the video to everyone!!
30. What are you waiting for? FLEE!
