A/N: Welcome back to my tiny little island in rairpair hell. This chapter is based on a suggestion by zealousrean! It detours a bit here and there but I hope it's what you pictured: good old fashion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!

Shigiya: You know I had to do it to em. Thank you friend!

DuwangChew: Thank you!

Guest: Anytime friend! It's always fun to answer questions so always feel free!

Magicantix: Thank you very much friend! Providing sugary content is my life's work! And eyyyy if you liked that part you're gonna enjoy this chapter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

A Potato: Hah! I knew someone had to have drawn something like that already! It's such an Akko thing how could they not. And 100% Sucy is keeping the photo, hiding it under her pillow or something gay like that. THE TSUNDERE FUCK. Thank you my friend!

I hope you enjoy!


Contanze Amalie Von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger was a hard girl to faze- emoting at nothing but the greatest of scientific breakthroughs. This didn't make her a robot however, she still enjoyed life as much as any other teenage girl; she still loved her work and her friends.

It would be simpler to list what could crack her shell than what couldn't, as that was a very long list. A successful build, her Stan-bots doing silly things, and of course...

"Mm hang on Akko, you've got something right there."

Those two.

Sucy grasped the brunette's wrist, moving it from it's intended course and out of the way. She leaned closer, placing a hand on Akko's neck; observing the crumb sitting on the edge of her lip for a moment before moving all the way in.

The alchemist's serpent like tongue jutted out from her mouth, making light contact on the girls cheek and dragging upward. She certainly took her time, taking far longer than the quick flick a crumb required.

Pulling back, she grinned impishly at Akko's stunned face, at the red flush crawling quickly up her neck. "Don't worry my messy little piggy, I got it~" She hummed with a teasing sultry tone, causing Akko's hung open mouth to snap shut in an attempt to regain willpower.

This had been happening all day.

At the early hours of the morning, Sucy had wordlessly challenged her dearest to what could only be described as 'a bait-off': performing uncharacteristically sensual acts, seeing how far they could push it before one of them cracked and reciprocated.

Akko, competitive as she always was, took the game seriously, while Sucy just enjoyed the teasing. But eventually, after the strategically shorter skirts, puppy eyes, bitten lips, and sudden brunettes in her lap, the viper became equally serious.

In all honesty it was the most Constanze had ever smiled, watching the two lovers flush red and then pretend like they weren't dying to get their hands on eachother.

"I'm n-not the only messy one." Akko stuttered, picking up the alchemist's fingers from its place around her wrist. "You're getting soup on me!"

Everyone else at the table watched and waited, their minds on the size of the betting pool; already knowing what Akko would fire back with.

"Let me get it, since you were kind enough to help me~" Oh yeah this was definitely happening.

With little ceremony the brunette brought Sucy's hand up to her mouth and began licking, up and down two of the alchemist's fingers as she closed her eyes. Her tongue twirled around each digit, cleaning off every drop of the creamy mushroom soup before taking one fully into her mouth to suck up the remainder.

Sucy's face was priceless: the wide and slightly twitching eye, the lip curled in horror, it was a herculean feat for the other girls to not show their amusement.

Akko was finally finished, freeing the finger from between her lips and curling all five down into a fist with a bright smile. "Yummy!" Was all she said, locking eyes with her love.

The alchemist suddenly stood up, and without a word, fists clenching hard at her sides, she stomped out of the cafeteria to places unknown.

There was a sound of glass breaking.

Following Sucy's steps once their appetites were satiated, the girls found no trace of what had been broken, instead learning via witnesses that the hormone ravaged viper had punched a window before repairing it and slinking away.

Amanda burst out laughing, doubling over at the absurdity of it. "S-She-!" She could barely talk, amusement ripping from her lungs in waves, tears rolling down her cheeks.

Lotte stood at the taller redhead's side with a frown, her brows creasing with concern. There wasn't any blood around, so Sucy may have not been cut by the glass, but that did not mean zero injury; fractured bones, internal bleeding, possible nerve damages.

Though usually equally concerned at any mention of harm coming to her love, Akko cried out in joy, thrusting her arms up in the air. "Hahah! I'm winning!" The thrill of victory fogged her brain, blocking out more important concepts like mortality and empathy.

The Finnish girl made a point of reminding her, putting her hands on her hips. "Akko!" She reprimanded. "Sucy's probably hurt herself! Your silly competition can wait!"

It was like a fan had been switch on inside the witch's head, blowing away the adrenaline and mist; filling Akko with the correct emotion.

"Sucy!" She shouted, dropping her hands and breaking into a sprint down the hallway, barreling through other witches and shoving them aside.

Constanze watched her go, worriedly racing to be at her dearest's side, and smiled. Such a beautiful thing, love; sweeter than a box of Jasminka's bonbons.

"Nice."

Akko raced from student to student, speaking at a mile a minute, asking if anyone had seen the alchemist go by. Diana was milling around in the hall, presumably discussing upcoming functions with others.

Diana would know. She knew everything.

"DIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She screeched, sliding to a stop in front of the platinum blonde.

"Miss Kagari, please." Diana scolded, her eyes shutting to speak like they tended to. "One must keep their voice at a reasonable volume in order to have a proper conversation."

The brunette took a deep breath, holding back the planned retort and sticking to the more important issue. "Good afternoon, Diana." She began as polite and proper as possible, and with as delicate a tone as she could. "I'm sorry to bother you, but have you seen Sucy pass by recently?"

Nodding once in approval, Diana opened her eyes. "Just like that, Miss Kagari. And yes, Miss Manbavaran passed by seven or so minutes ago. She was presumably heading to your shared dorm."

Without even a goodbye, Akko rocketed off down the hallway; the students parted around her, not wishing to be trampled over. Diana simply sighed and returned to her conversation.

It was dark when she entered their room; the drapes were shut, a single light bathing the room in oranges. A familiar head of purple hair sat at the desk, her wand moving above her hand with focused precision in the lamplight.

"...Sucy?" Akko called out quietly, closing the door behind her with as much care to not interrupt the alchemist's work.

She didn't respond, instead making a final few movements above her wrist and standing silently from the chair.

The lights went out entirely, darkness eveloping the room. Akko couldn't see a thing, only the hand in front of her face barely visible. "Sucy?"

"Mmm... you certainly made me do something silly didn't you?"

Her voice echoed to the brunette's right, dripping with something dark. "I-I did... I'm sorry it got so out of hand!" She called in the vague direction that Sucy's voice had come from.

"I don't think apologies will be enough. I'm gonna need something from you in return."

This time the viper's voice came from the exact opposite side of the room, messing with Atsuko's sense of space. "Like... Like w-what?" She stuttered blindly into the dark, giving up on facing her love entirely.

There was a gust of wind and suddenly a pair of arms wrapped around her from behind, Sucy's lithe form slithering around her body, breathing hot against her neck.

"You know what I want."

Akko gulped audibly, gnawing on the bottom lip as butterflies fluttered inside of her. She wanted submission, obedience, blood.

Sharp teeth nipped at the brunette's earlobe, a dark chuckle puffing hot air straight into her ear. Sucy's hands drifted in different directions, one sliding down towards the girl's hip, the other coming up to run the alchemist's knuckles against Akko's cheek.

"I'm not gonna say I don't bite... We both know that's not true."

And so Akko gave herself up, unbuttoning a her shirt as much as needed and craning her head away, allowing the hungry viper propper access. Sucy held onto her neck on the opposite side so she could relax, placing a kisses over each dent in her skin.

"Mmm..." Sucy hummed against the flesh, sending vibrations through the brunette's body. "This is coming along nicely. Maybe one day I'll be able to do this while you sleep..."

The other witch shivered, whimpering in protest. "N-N...No.." She stuttered out. "I always want to be awake for this."

She could feel the wide smile Sucy made against her neck, sinister laughter flowing into her ears, her willing admission pleasing the alchemist greatly.

"Good."

And then she dug in.

Contanze Amalie Von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger was a hard girl to faze, but when she saw those two later in the day, sitting side by side, clothes a little ruffled, and holding hands on top of the desk, she smiled.

"Beautiful."


A/N: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Constanze being a diehard Sukko shipper is the highest quality concept this brain has ever produced. The duality of Akko and Sucy's relationship is another fun concept; on one side, Sucy is damaged, lonely, and in need of love; on the other, she's a dom vampire with an aggressive libido .

We have fun here in fanfic land.

These author's notes and reviews included, this chapter is about as long as the current chapter of A Rose in Winter. I'm gonna focus really hard on that for the next few hours; hopefully It will be done today.