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Slightly Inappropriate

"Naruto, do you think I need to get laid?" Sakura asked lowering her head to the counter and looking up at him.

Naruto flushed and chocked on his ramen. "Is that an invitation, Sakura-chan?"

She was up in a half a second, her fist in his face. "Care to repeat that, Naruto?"

From the ground there came a murmuring noise sounding like, "I'd rather not."

"Good, because I'd hate to tell Hinata."

"I was just kidding. Jeez, maybe you do need to get laid."

A second fist swung his way.