A/N: xemorockprincessx: I promised you a SasuNaru "Prank" story. And, here it is! And, just as promised, I DID NOT prank Hinata.
I hope the rest of you like this story as well, I had a lot of fun writing it. And, I wanted to post it before I got kicked off of here tonight, so it's only roughly proofread. Any errors, let me know. I'll fix them later. And, this is my first drabble/one-shot incorporating the Sand-Nin's. Because, I have a soft spot for Gaara...oh...sexy Gaara...
One-Shot #29
Boys Gone Wild
The mission took Team 7 to the Sand Village. The mission's objective: to deliver a scroll to the Kazekage. That was it, nothing seriously major. Just deliver a scroll. Not something that required a jounin and three chuunin. But, of course, they weren't just any jounin and chuunin; they were Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. And, besides that, Naruto kind of missed Gaara.
Once in the Sand Village (since the trip went surprisingly smooth), the four set off to find the Kazekage. Sadly, said village leader was in a series of meetings that would last the rest of the day.
"Sorry, guys." Temari apologized, showing them to a large apartment big enough to house all of Team 7. "Take the rest of today to explore our village, since you never really had a chance to before. By dinner time tonight, Gaara should be out of his meetings and you can catch up over a meal. What do you say?"
"Sure thing sounds good!" Naruto said, suddenly re-energized from the long trip. The other three only nodded their agreement, feeling instantly like sleeping for the rest of the day.
"Great, see you all at six o'clock." Temari smiled before turning and leaving to do whatever it was Temari did during the day.
"Well, guys. Let's all go for a walk!" The only answer Naruto received was a groan from his companions. "Aw, come on, guys. We've got a whole day of exploring!" When there still wasn't a response that satisfied him, he grabbed Sasuke by the arm and dragged him up off the chair. "You're totally coming, Sasuke!"
Sasuke didn't have a chance to resist before Naruto had him out the door and on their way around town. He did, however, cross his arms in an attempt of looking considerably miserable. It wasn't enough to deter Naruto, who had gotten used to Sasuke's pathetic attempts at looking miserable. He knew he wasn't. Naruto saved him from the snake-sennin, Sasuke couldn't be happier. The blonde smiled to himself, knowing Sasuke was really just pretending.
"I know what we could do." Naruto grinned, his prankster side sneaking out again. Even at sixteen, Naruto could still prank almost anyone in Konoha. And, he'd always wondered if his streak could withstand people of other villages.
"No, idiot. I know what that grin means, and it's a no."
"Aw, come on, Sasuke! You're no fun anymore, you know that?" Naruto stopped walking when he spotted a very familiar face in the crowd. Kankuro had found a very pretty girl to talk with. And, by reading his bodily expressions, he was flirting with her. It was then that Naruto's mischievous grin took on a whole new level.
"Moron, I said no." Sasuke said sternly upon taking in his Level 2 Grin of Mischief.
"Just one little prank. It'll be harmless, I promise." Naruto, without even waiting for Sasuke's answer, walked up behind Kankuro and hugged him. Kankuro froze in place, not knowing what to expect when he turned and faced the menace.
"Uzumaki, what are you doing?"
"Oh, baby! I finally found you! I've been looking everywhere, sweetheart. It's our anniversary, did you forget?" Naruto was wildly grabbing the other teen's hands and clothes as he talked, keeping his voice in its most feminine form.
Sasuke watched as Kankuro's face took on a look of complete horror and disgust at the graveling sight before him. It was hard containing a laugh, but he couldn't contain the smirk tugging at his lips. Damn, Naruto was good at this, wasn't he?
The girl beside Kankuro looked as shocked as Kankuro did and excused herself quickly. Kankuro glared at the blonde in front of him before finally being able to push him back.
"I hate you, Uzumaki! I was seconds away from getting a date!" The puppetmaster flared and walked away. The only thing Sasuke could think as he watched the other boy's retreating form was: If looks could kill.
"So, how was that, Emo-Boy? Harmless, right?" Naruto turned to face Sasuke, the happiness of what he accomplished all over his face.
"Yeah, not so bad, Dead-Last. He won't be talking to you for quite a while, though."
"Ah, small price to pay for amusement." He turned around, looking for some other victims, before his eyes focused on the Kazekage Tower. That mischievous grin of his took on its level 3 form as he looked back at Sasuke. "Ready for the Mother of All Pranks, Scaredy-Cat?"
"Scaredy-Cat? I'm not afraid of a little prank, Loser." Sasuke's interest was peaked at the look in Naruto's eyes.
"Let's see if Gaara has a sense of humor…"
"No!" Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hand, not letting him take a step toward the tower.
"Are you afraid of little 'ol Gaara?"
"Did you forget he almost killed me…and you…and all of Konaha when we were thirteen?" Sasuke's eyes widened as his memory came flooding back.
"No, but he doesn't have Shukaku anymore. Besides, he wouldn't hurt us…permanently…" His voice trailed off at the end, but Sasuke's hand gripped his arm tighter. "What's the matter, you scared, kid?"
"If you get us killed, I'll drag you to Hell with me, asshole!" Sasuke hissed.
They snuck into Gaara's private office, finding it seemingly easy in the process. Shouldn't there be guards, or something? Sasuke worded such, but only got a glare from Naruto.
Naruto was surprised, however, to see Gaara's infamous gourd standing by itself in the corner of the large office. Gaara never went anywhere without it, why would it be left alone in the corner. Maybe it wasn't allowed in the meeting room? But why not?
"Naruto, what are you thinking?"
"Okay, game plan. You take that gourd and teleport back to our apartment-thingy. I'll keep the guards busy with my shadow clones. Then we'll see how long it takes for him to realize its missing. Okay, break!"
"No, Naruto. Making Kankuro lose a date is one thing, taking Gaara's gourd – his Ninja Weapon! – is another thing. That's too far. I agreed to a little prank, that's it."
"God, you're such a pussy. Please, come on! Just teleport it back, if we get in trouble, I'll take the blame."
Sasuke eyed him carefully. If he did this, actually stole the Kazekage's weapon, all of Konoha would suffer Gaara's wrath. If not, he risked being labeled weak by the blonde idiot.
Kakashi eyed Sasuke carefully as he came striding out one of the bedrooms, especially since neither him nor Sakura saw him come in.
"Um, Sasuke…where's Naruto?"
"Don't know, don't care…" Sasuke had a very guilt expression on his face as he walked toward the kitchen. Maybe there was something in there strong enough to take the edge off his fear. He'd never been afraid of anything, but Gaara…Gaara he was afraid of.
Kakashi and Sakura exchanged glances before being nearly trampled over as the front door opened. In stormed almost sixty Naruto clones, running at full speed.
"Run! Run now!" They cried.
Sasuke froze upon hearing Naruto's voice scream 'run', but didn't have enough time to react as the entire apartment began to fill up with sand.
Kankuro's voice boomed in the room. "Give it back, Uzumaki!"
"But, I don't know where it is!" Naruto's voice cried. "Sasuke had it!"
Gaara's sand found Sasuke and began dragging him out of the kitchen by his ankles. When he joined Naruto, who was also hanging upside from the living room ceiling by his ankles, he glared at the blonde. "Some friend you are! What happened to 'I'll take the blame', huh?"
"Shove it, Uchiha. I didn't think he'd get this pissed!"
"Silence!" Gaara's voice boomed, tightening the hold on both of them. "Where is it?"
"In that room!" Sasuke said hurriedly, pointing drastically toward the room he came out of previously.
The sand that was slowly swallowing the room carried the gourd out of the room and back to Gaara's side. Once the gourd was safely next to his owner, the sand slowly started to leave the room, much to Kakashi and Sakura's happiness. Once all the sand was out, Gaara left the two hanging from the ceiling drop…hard.
"What the hell, Gaara? It was just a joke!" Naruto yelled, jumping back up and rubbing his neck, which he fell on.
"Joke?"
"Yeah, you know, joke. Ha! Ha! You were supposed to laugh."
"Gaara doesn't joke." Kankuro smirked, getting a 'no shit, Sherlock' look from both boys.
"As punishment," Gaara began, slowly, carefully, making both Naruto and Sasuke begin shaking in fear, "the two of you must…"
Gaara trailed off there, turning to his brother for an idea. The two of them, heads together, made even Kakashi fear for the two boys. They were in for some deep shit, he had a feeling.
"We will be holding a spectacle, tonight!" Kankuro said suddenly, marveling at his younger brother's idea. "A wet boxer contest. Hope you boys are wearing boxers…"
That night, Temari and Sakura were busy sending video messages to some very eager girls in Konoha. And uploading some very high quality video for some very hungry girls on YouTube.
The videos were simply titled "Boys Gone Wild".
I find this hard to believe, but if you don't know what a wet boxer contest is, imagine a woman's wet t-shirt contest...only with men and boxers... Yeah, I'll let you drift off in your own little dirty fantasy now. lol. Just imagine that embarrassing little moment for our favorite boys. And imagine the happiness of the girls in Konoha getting that video message on their phones. If they had phones... we'll pretend.
