It was just August when everyone went back to school. Everything remained the same and everyone acted the same. Natsu being on his senior year for college, slacked off a lot. He would come to Lucy's classes a lot more often and would bother her constantly. The only time Lucy would have alone time was basically yoga time which, she started to take with Lisanna and Erza who suggested the idea. It was only the middle of July when they started and now that it was a month past, Lucy even started to do yoga at home which Natsu thought was a very good idea. He loved watching her stretch and most of the time; he would just get kicked out of the room since he kept being so perverted.

But like he said couple months back: who can resist a girl in yoga pants?

Lucy, dresses in a pair of yoga pants and a tank top, she grabbed her yoga mat and went into the room where there was a door so she could get a nice view of the outdoors. She put on some soothing music on as she sat down, taking in deep breaths and exhaling moments later.

She didn't know why she didn't think of doing yoga earlier—she was obsessed with it and ever since she gotten more flexible, their sex got way better. Honestly, everything went in the right direction after yoga.

The blonde college student sighed deeply as she stood up and stretched her arms, bending down to do some toe touches.

When she was about to change positions, she felt hands on her butt and turned around to see her idiot fiancé half-smirking and half-grinning at her. "Nice position you got there, babe."

"Natsu, I thought I told you to leave me alone during my yoga sessions!"

"I know, but I just couldn't resist. You look so sexy."

"You know I love my yoga time."

"Yeah, I love it too." He jokingly commented but for somewhat reason, Lucy knew he was serious. She sighed and turned around, pulling away as he grinned cheekily. "What can I do to make you allow me to stay?"

"You can do yoga with me." She suggested making him smiled slightly. "Can we do it naked?"

"No. Either you stay and do yoga with me or get out." Lucy sighed making Natsu run out of the room and dash on upstairs. He quickly threw his clothes off and changed into a pair of shorts and a loose t-shirt, quickly rushing back down to see her in the same position but instead with her legs spread.

Natsu took the advantage to come forward and grind himself against her bottom, the blonde quickly turning her head to blush and jump away.

"Natsu Dragneel!"

"Reporting for duty, miss." He saluted her, smirking at her redden face. He watched as she looked a bit embarrassed, crossing her arms over her chest. "You're so dirty..."

"Yeah," he mumbled as he came forward and wrapped his arms around her waists. "But you like dirty me."

"Not when you interrupt me!" The blonde hissed as her face burned making him chuckle and lean in, locking lips with his fiancé who gladly kissed him back. He ran his hands down and grabbed her behind again making her squeak and push him away playfully, laughing at his grinning face. "Natsu, no! I told you, it's my yoga time!"

"But your yoga time is when I get turned on and guess what? I'm turned on." He growled slightly as he reached out towards her but she dodged, running behind the curtains. "Natsu, later, I promise! Let me do my yoga!" Lucy whined and half-laughed as Natsu chased right after her. "Lucy! C'mon, we haven't done it in sooo long!"

"We had it just last night!"

"Exactly! That was almost twenty-four hours ago!" He whined as he chased the blonde around who went from furniture to furniture, the two playing a little game of cat and mouse.

Soon, Lucy got tired of running around and threw a pillow at his face—the rosy-haired male gapping at her as he help the fluffy cushion.

"Did you just throw this at me, Miss Heartfillia?"

"Duh," She said jokingly making him launch himself at her.

The blonde screeched as he practically tackled her on the couch, trapping her under him as she struggled to get him off her. "Natsu! I'm trying to do some yoga! I promise we can do it later!"

"But I want it now," He said before dipping down and locking lips with her again. He ran his hands down her curves and slid his hand under her tank top making her moan and melt into the kiss. She wrapped her arm around his shoulders and tangled her fingers through his bubble-gum pink hair before wrapping her legs around his waists, getting heated by the second.

She ran her hands down his back and up his chest as he squeezed her large mounds and slipped his hand down her pants, earning another hearty moan.

As soon as anything was about to start, the doorbell surprised them both.

"Who the fuck is at the door?" Natsu mumbled against Lucy's lips who laughed softly. "You might want to get that."

"Can we just ignore whoever is out there and continue?" He asked as he ran his hand down her bare chest, trying to persuade her but she only frowned, shaking her head. "Natsu, that's rude. Go and check while I put my shirt on, will you?"

"I accidently ripped yours, take mine." He said as he took his shirt off and tossed it to his girl as he got up and quickly walked away before Lucy processed whatever he said.

When he was at the door, he heard her scream in terror.

"Hello, Dragneel residence—"Natsu spoke but stopped when he realized it was a couple of girls standing in front of him. One had long-blue hair and the other had short pink-hair, the two of them red as tomatoes as they stared up at the half-naked male.

Natsu raised his brow at them as he waited for them to speak but after a while of them not even moving, he cleared his throat. "Erm... can I help you two?"

"U—Uh..." One of them fumbled with her belongings as Natsu waited, turning his head when he realized someone was touching his shoulder. He moved to the side as Lucy came next to him. "Natsu? Who's at the door?"

"Some girls, I don't know." He said Lucy blinked and looked at the small girls who looked up at Lucy in awe, the blonde giggling slightly. "Ah... I see now."

"What is it, Luce?"

"They're girl scouts and they're selling cookies." Lucy said as she eyed the wagon full of cookie boxes and the outfits the girls were wearing. "What are your names?"

"I—I'm Wendy Marvell... nice to meet you," The blue-haired one said in sheer embarrassment as the pink-haired one blushed. "C—Cheila Blendy..." The other one said making Natsu gasp. "Did you say Cheila Blendy? Are you related to Sherry Blendy who works at the jewelry shop down by the university?!" Natsu asked as he pointed in random directions making Cheila blink in surprise. "You—you know my cousin?"

"I knew it! Man, I thought you looked familiar—you look a lot like her. If you see her, tell her that Natsu misses her, will you?"

"O—Oh... sure... and what is your relationship with Sherry..?" She asked as she tilted her head to the side making Natsu rub the back of his head. "Well... uh," He glanced on over at Lucy who was eyeing him making him laugh sheepishly. "Just an old friend."

"Okay, I will tell her." She said making Natsu nod and look away nervously as Lucy gave him one of her burning glares.

She cleared her throat and decided she'll deal with him later, turning back around to smile. "Could I see what kind of cookies you're selling? This guy over here has a major sweet tooth and I also have one too," Lucy said while pointing at her fiancé behind her who only made a face.

"W—Well!" The pink-haired Girl Scout said as she stepped away and pointed at the wagon. "We have thin mints, Samoas, Peanut butter patties, Trefoils, Do-si-dos, Lemonades, Savannah Smiles, Thanks-A-lot, Dulce de leche, Thank U Berry Munch, Sugar free chocolate chips, and Cranberry citrus crisps. I recommend the Samoas but if you're allergic, the others are fine." The small girl smiled as she looked at Lucy who smiled at them. "Mm... let's see, Natsu, what kind of cookies do you want?"

"I mean, I don't even know any of them. Pick whatever you think is good," He waved it off as he went back inside to retrieve his wallet leaving Lucy to decide. Lucy hummed as she stood up straight and eyed the wagon, thinking back to when she was just a girl scout.

And she needed to be smart since Natsu might finish them all by tonight.

"Let see, can I have two boxes of Samoas, two trefoils, one cranberry citrus crisp, and one Lemonades?" Lucy asked while the blue-haired one, Wendy, grabbed the boxes and fumbled with everything. Cheila tried helping but the two ended up dropping the boxes and falling backwards, tipping the whole wagon over and leaving Lucy gapping in horror.

Wendy and Cheila both whined and moaned in pain as Lucy quickly went to go help, grabbing the two. "A—Are you two okay?!"

"Y—Yes, sorry... we're very clumsy." Wendy apologized as she stood up and dusted herself as Cheila also stood up. Lucy frowned and helped the two as she bent down, picking the boxes up. "Well... at least you two are fine."

"It's normal! We're the clumsy pair of the group," Cheila laughed a bit as the three females picked up the fallen boxes, neatly stacking them back up as Lucy gathered her boxes she got. She held the five boxes in her arms as she stood back up, looking at the two cute girl-scouts. "Should I help with something? Does the winner get something?"

"We have a list of things that if you cell this amount of cookies they give you this. We're trying to win three more badges so we can move up! We also get electronic or clothes or a bike." Cheila said making Lucy nod and smile at them. She remembered when she did all that and it felt so nostalgic just seeing girl-scouts in front of her. "How many cookies did you sell so far? Shouldn't you guys sell them outside of a store? It'll be easier and faster."

"We normally sell them outside a store or something but we thought doing this would be easier... but we only sold ten boxes in the past hour. We sold at least twenty-five cookies but we need one thousand nine hundred and seventy five more to reach our goal..."

"Why don't you guys try selling them outside the store down the street? There's a lot of buyer there," Lucy suggested but they only frowned. "We need a guardian or else we can't... that's why we're in this neighborhood."

"Oh really?" Lucy asked as a smile appeared on her lips, staring off into space as if she had a great idea. She quickly put down the boxes of cookies as she grabbed the two girls and brought them in her house, catching the two off guard.

Natsu, who came on over with a twenty, raised his brow at the girls by the doorway. "What's going on?"

"Wendy, Cheila, what if we help you sell cookies?" Lucy suggested making the two girls look at each other in surprise.

Natsu also looked surprised as his eyes widened and his jaw dropped, too speechless to utter a word.

"O—oh you don't have to—"Wendy started to say but Lucy cut her off. "No! I want to—I remember when I was a girl scout I was so envious of the others because they got bikes and stuff and I was left with a stupid bandana because I couldn't sell more than ninety! So, being the responsible adult I am, I will help you get that main prize!" Lucy declared making Wendy and Cheila gap in surprise.

The two girls were quiet for a moment before they ran right into Lucy's arms, hugging her tightly. "Thank you so much!"

"You're a lifesaver!"

"W—Wait—wait, Luce, what are you thinking?" Natsu asked as he walked near her, grabbing her shoulder. Lucy smiled at her fiancé as she held onto the kids. "Natsu, we're selling cookies today."

"WH—why?"

"Because I want to help. Anyways, don't you want a free prize?"

"Mister! They're giving out a free laptop if you sell more than two thousand cookies!"

"A laptop?" Natsu said in surprise as Lucy smirked at his wide-eyed expression. "OH yeah... weren't you whining about how your laptop is so out of date couple of days ago?"

Natsu started to sweat as he gulped, looking away in embarrassment. "N—no..."

"Stop lying! C'mon girls, we'll help you! When's the due-date?"

"Tonight by eight."

"Perfect! It's only twelve forty—that's enough time. Now you girls wait here, we're going to go change." Lucy said as she left the two girls standing as she dragged Natsu back upstairs. His face was blank and he looked quiet lost but in his mind, he could only dream about the new laptop that was going to be his.


As Wendy and Cheila started to set up the station in front of a grocery store, Natsu and Lucy stayed by their side, preparing what to say to costumers as they were right in the middle of campus of their university. Natsu had no idea how to sell cookies but Lucy knew a full-blown plan where she could sell thousands of cookies within the snap of her finger.

And now that she was older now—this was going to be a piece of cake.

Dressed in short boy shorts and a crop top, Lucy had the advantage of wooing in horny males that would gladly buy boxes of cookies and having her fiancé dressed in a pair of shorts and a vest that exposed his delicious body, he could woo in some girls.

It was the perfect plan and Lucy already had many staring.

"Luce, this is the dumbest plan I have ever heard you think of," Natsu deadpanned as Lucy laughed, placing her hand on his shoulder. "Natsu, this is the perfect plan! This way, we can have so many cookies sold!"

"You're just attracting attention. I don't like it," He mumbled as he glared at a group of boys staring at Lucy who only smirked. "Natsu, this will be worth it. Anyways, you're basically half-naked, I don't like it either."

"Then why are we going along with this plan!?"

"Because it's brilliant! Now, work your magic." She shooed him off as Natsu cursed under his breath, walking away from his crazy fiancé.

Lucy only giggled in process as she couldn't stop smiling, looking at the girls who stood in silence.

"Are you sure we will be able to sell two thousand cookies by tonight?" Wendy asked as Lucy smiled sweetly, leaning down towards them to speak. "Do you two have faith in me?"

"Yes we do, Miss Lucy."

"Then don't worry. I promise I'll have at least two thousand cookies sold by tonight," She stated making the two girls sob in gratefulness. Lucy could only laugh sheepishly as they cried, handing them tissues to stop the salty tears just in time for her costumers to come on by.

"Get some girl-scout cookies! Only four dollars per box!" Lucy announced as she earned some attention. She winked at two college freshman who noticed her attire, smiling at them. "Hey freshman, come buy some cookies!"

"Lucy..." Natsu growled making her turn and look on over at her fiancé who looked pretty pissed off as he glanced on over at the boys walking over. Lucy only giggled and put her finger to her lips as she turned back at the boys, smiling widely as they were her first costumers. "Welcome freshman—how's the school treating you?"

"It's treating us wonderfully... oh so wonderfully," One of the responded as his eyes raked down her body lustfully. Lucy could only smile as she stepped aside. "Want some girl-scout cookies? You know what they say—girl-scout cookies are the best cookies!"

"Oh sure—I'll take some." The other one said as he pulled out his wallet, pointing at the row of thin mints. "I'll three."

"T—Thank you!" Cheila squeaked out as the other male pointed at the row of Trefoils. "I'll take two."

"Thank you boys so much! Tell your friends all about it—even invite family members! We'll be here till eight!" Lucy sang happily as they paid and walked away, still staring at her body lustfully.

Once they left and was out of ear-shot distance, Natsu walked on over and grabbed her arm, growling at her. "Stop this right now."

"C'mon Natsu, live a bit, will you?"

"Don't you have any shame at all?"

"I sold five boxes of cookies while you mopped around the entire time. I'm helping them out—I don't care at all." Lucy huffed as she yanked her arm away from his grip, glaring at the male who glared back. "You're fine with them staring at you and having dirty thoughts?"

"Hey, it's just for today. It's not like they'll even have a chance to touch me anyways,"

"Lucy!"

"Natsu, you like bets, don't you?" She suddenly asked making him blink and look at her quizzically. "Yeah, I do what about it?"

"How about we make a bet? I'll do whatever you like for an entire day if you sell enough cookies. If you don't—don't expect anything from me for the next month."

"What is this? A game?"

"Yes, it's a game." She agreed as she grabbed the edge of his best and straightened it. She ran her hand down his hard abs as she grinned at his stern face. "If you win... you can expect a better prize than just a stupid old laptop." Lucy whispered seductively into his ear making him gulp and have sweat pouring down his forehead.

Lucy pulled away from him and smirked at his face which showed full on determination, the blonde knowing she had him hooked onto her plan.

"So... if I sell a thousand cookies by tonight... I win, right?"

"Yep. But looks like I'm in the lead—I sold five and you have zero." She shrugged making him frown as she turned around and walked back to her position. She waved and called out to boys—specifically freshman—as she glanced on over at Natsu who just stared in wonder. She smirked at him as she turned her back to him, giving him a good view of her ass as she shook her hips, tempting him as another grunt escaped his throat.

"Fine, if you want to play like that, I will." He said before he walked back to his spot. He stripped off his vest and he stretched a bit, working out his muscles before clearing his throat. He licked his lips and placed his fingers by his fingers before he let out a loud wolf-whistle, earning the attention of almost everyone on campus.

"Come on by ladies and gents! We have girl-scout cookies for sale and knowing how hard it is making food in your dorms—just buy these cookies and you'll be set!"

"That's right, Natsu!" Lucy cheered as he had groups of people walking on over towards them. Natsu only smirked at her as he had girls and even boys come on over towards him for cookies, leaving Lucy cheering for joy.

Meanwhile, Wendy and Cheila were too overwhelmed by the older people crowd that was forming around them.

X

While Lucy sat next to the girls and managed the money she stared at her fiancé who looked pretty worn out from screaming and just presenting his body out to the public. He was just couple of yards away while he sat on a box, drinking out of a water bottle as the hot summer sun beamed down on him. He had sweat glistening off his beautiful tan skin and Lucy couldn't help but stare.

He was a god—a sex god to be exact and she couldn't be happier.

Thanks to his beautiful body and loud voice, they sold a thousand and eight hundred boxes of cookies. And of course, thanks to her also.

If she had Mirajane or even Erza or Gray, she knew she would already had four thousand boxes of cookies sold but all of her friends never came by making her wonder if they were even in campus today.

She tried calling them but none of them answered—maybe they had classes and they were busy but Lucy knew she was going to get them to buy the cookies weather they liked it or not.

Where was Erza when she needed her?

"Yo, Luce, how many boxes have we sold?" Natsu asked as he walked on over, placing his palms on the surface of the table to lean in towards her. Lucy hummed as she looked at the number, a wide smile on her face. "One thousand eight hundred cookies exact."

"We just need two hundred more?! How are we going to sell two hundred cookies in two hours?!"

"A hundred cookies within every hour." Lucy stated as she stood up, full on determination on her face as Natsu sighed. He looked on over at the girls who placed more boxes of cookies on the table, Natsu eyeing the two. "Where do you even get the boxes?"

"One of their moms drop it off every now and then—you don't notice because you're too busy."

"I see... Luce, how about we call Lisanna? We can ship some boxes to her since I know she likes cookies."

"Oh, Lisanna! I haven't even thought about that since she's all the way by Edolas! Sure, let me give her a call. You keep selling, okay?" Lucy said happily as she walked in, having her phone in her hands.

Natsu left her to do her things as he turned around to go back to working when he realized that a couple was staring at him.

He jumped in his spot as he let out a small scream of surprise. "Guwah! Gray! Juvia—you scared me!"

"What kind of get-up is that?" Gray deadpanned as he stared at his half-naked self, a blank expression on his face as Juvia blinked. "Does Natsu-San like walking around half-naked?"

"You got it all wrong—I'm selling cookies and—"

"Wow, what kind of cheap-ass way on selling cookies." He said making Natsu growl and glare at him. "It was Lucy's idea."

"Suuure it was... blame it all on Lucy, will you?"

"Shut your trap, ice-princess! At least girls will look my direction!"

"Hey, I can totally have girls look at my direction! I can have waay more girls look in mine!"

"Bet!"

Suddenly, Gray stripped off his shirt and made the three girls by the side blush instantly, the ink-haired male smirking at the pink-haired male who glared.

"Hey ladies! Come buy some cookies—you know you want them." Gray announced as he winked at couple of girls who were walking in the other direction. They instantly came on over towards him making him smirk at his rival who glared, the rosy-haired male looking at girls to whistle to.

Once he did, the two boys had a huge swarm of girls around them and the cookie table.

X

"One thousand ninety four cookies sold! I am so proud of you two!" Lucy cried out as she hugged the half-naked males while squealing and jumping in place. She kissed both of their cheeks as she twirled around in a large circle, holding the sheet of paper that had how many cookies sold on it written down on it.

Juvia fumed when she saw Lucy kiss Gray's cheek but she brushed it off since Gray didn't mind so either.

"I will use you two way more often now! You two are pros on selling items!"

"H—How many more boxes do we need to sell?"

"Six more."

"Juvia will buy them—Juvia loves cookies." Juvia said making Lucy scream loudly, running on over to the woman to embrace her tightly. The blue-haired woman cringed as Lucy squeezed her tightly, gasping out as the blonde excitedly twirled around in place.

"Two thousand cookies by seven fifteen! Hurray!"

"Why are you so excited?" Gray asked making Lucy shrug. "Since I know the feel of selling cookies and stuff. They get marvelous prizes!" Lucy said while giving the two exhausted girls a wink making them smile back softly.

The blonde squealed in joy once more as she counted the boxes that were left aside. "We still have some boxes left... what should we do with those?"

"I will buy them." A new voice piped in making them all turn to see Erza Scarlet walking on over towards them with her wallet in her hands.

Lucy squealed in happiness as she ran on over to her scarlet-haired friend and embraced her, practically jumping on the woman who caught her in her arms.

"How much will they be?" Erza asked the two girl-scouts who counted them all up while Erza prepared to pull out the cash from her wallet.

"Where were you all day?"

"I was meeting Jellal's parents," She stated as she pulled out a hundred and two twenties as they told her, her total. She put all her cookies in an empty box as she lifted them up without a problem, handing the box to Gray who grunted by the weight of the box. "Take that to my dorm, will you?"

"A—aye..." Gray wheezed out as Juvia followed him to Erza's campus. Once they left, Lucy quickly walked on over to Erza as she grabbed her left hand and pulled it to her face, staring at her ring finger as it was occupied with a silver band. Erza quickly pulled her hand away and blushed scarlet as Lucy gasped, looking at her friend who bashfully looked away in silence.

"E—Erza..."

"Lucy, please—"

"Jellal proposed?!"

"What?! Really?!" Natsu shouted from behind as he grabbed Erza's hand to examine the ring. But as he was about to, Erza punched him away making him shiver and cringe in pain on the floor.

"Yes, he proposed last night. That's why I went to go meet his parents!"

Suddenly, the two females grabbed each other's hand and started to squeal and jump in place, confusing Wendy and Cheila as Natsu groaned from the position he was in.

"You have to tell me everything!"

"I will! At dinner—you, Levy, and Juvia will be attending!"

Again, the two females squealed in excitement earning another groan from Natsu on the floor. "It's like Lucy and Lisanna all over again..."

"Best day ever!"


a/n: lol I don't even know how I ended up making a story about selling girl-scout cookies.

Maybe it was because I was eating Samoas all this week... I LOVE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. But yeah, this chapter was horrible—I didn't even know why I even uploaded it. Sorry for the bad chapter—I promise I'll make a better one next!
thanks for reading and don't forget to leave a review!