Resident Fun 5

Hey all! Sorry this wasn't updated for a week I was camping...T_T yeah...so anywho hope you enjoy this boss battle with the most annoying guy evah! Yeah that's right Chris! Hawhaw you know I'm kidding :3

Suddenly Chris's radio buzzed.

"Chris status report! What the hell is that thing!?" Josh gasped frantically while munching on popcorn.

"Are you...are you eating popcorn!?" Chris demanded incredulously.

"That's not important what's going on!?" Josh hit back.

"Actually I would say it was pretty damn important!" Chris growled.

Sheva grabbed her radio. "Just get out of here Josh, it's too dangerous!" She yelped.

"You don't have to tell me twice" Josh replied. "Just don't get yourself killed"

"Oh that's charming" Chris mumbled rolling his eyes as he manned a machine gun. "Euch look it's at the side of the boat!" He squealed before hitting the giant monster Backstabber Mc Stabberface had become with a hail of bullets.

Suddenly four massive tentacles rose out of the stormy water, Sheva rushed to the other machine gun and joined Chris in blasting the hell out of Backstabber Mc Stabberface, two of the tentacles dropped in a slimy mess into the water the other two quickly following suit the stumps fell back into the water.

"Something that undergoes such a rapid transformation must have a weakness!" Sheva shouted.

"...what does transformation mean?" Chris asked.

Sheva stopped shooting and turned to look at Chris. "You're joking right?" She asked in disbelief.

"...yeah...yeah I'm joking" Chris replied pretending to laugh.

Suddenly Backstabber Mc Stabberface was swimming towards them head on, the massive creature opened its mouth and Backstabber Mc Stabberface was revealed to them.

"Shoot him!" Chris commanded and he and Sheva began shooting wildly at the fragile tongue...thing...but after about twenty minutes of shooting it wasn't doing anything.

"Fuck this!" Chris sighed before throwing a grenade into the mouth of the beast.

The beast retched as if choking and closed itself on Backstabber Mc Stabberface.

"Fuuuuuuuckkkkk" Backstabber Mc Stabberface's fragile form came flying onto the ship deck...looking gross and icky, he gasped and looked as if he was finding it hard to breathe as the pool of blood surrounding him spread.

"Tell me what you're planning to do!" Chris commanded as he and Sheva trained their guns onto him.

"Damn Excella!" Backstabber Mc Stabberface said- more to himself then anyone else- as he gasped. "I guess I wasn't worth the good stuff"

Backstabber Mc Stabberface let out a roar of pain as Sheva turned to Chris looking shocked. "Excella?"

Chris grabbed his iphone out of his back pocket, and showed Backstabber Mc Stabberface the background (which was of Jill if you were wondering).

"Where is this facility?" He demanded then without giving Backstabber Mc Stabberface a chance to answer: "Answer me!"

Backstabber Mc Stabberface opened his mouth to talk but Chris wasn't finished.

"What is the Uroboros project!?" He growled.

Backstabber Mc Stabberface opened his mouth again.

"How old am I!? What's the capital of France!? What's the scientific name for mushrooms!?" Chris continued.

"Chris give him a chance to answer" Sheva hissed.

"Fine" Chris said. "But I expect answers after this" he warned, pointing at Backstabber Mc Stabberface.

"The BSSA...Wow, youse two are just on top of everything, aren't ya?" Backstabber Mc Stabberface choked.

"What does...youse mean?" Chris asked.

"He means you" Sheva explained.

"Oh sorry it's just his stupid voice" Chris sighed. "Makes everything squeaky" he added.

"The balance of the world is changing and you're completely oblivious to it" Backstabber Mc Stabberface continued.

"Nuhuh!" Chris argued.

"Yep" Backstabber Mc Stabberface nodded.

"No!" Chris argued.

Backstabber Mc Stabberface rolled his eyes.

"What's changing? What are you talking about!?" Sheva demanded.

"Oh ok she didn't know...but I did" Chris nodded.

"Is it the Uroboros project? Is that it!?" Sheva continued.

"No one can stop it" Backstabber Mc Stabberface replied in way of an answer.

"But I'm right aren't I?" Sheva asked.

"Yes" Backstabber Mc Stabberface nodded.

"Yes! Woohoo!" Sheva laughed jumping up and down.

"Uroboros is about to change everything we've ever come to know" Backstabber Mc Stabberface then he screamed in pain.

"Chris!" Sheva warned Chris, Chris got up and backed away.

"I was gonna anyway!" He hissed at her as he joined her.

"Chris? So you're Chris?" Backstabber Mc Stabberface asked with a hint of amusement on his face.

"No...I'm Tom...Tom Scott" Chris replied shifty eyed.

"...Oh" Backstabber Mc Stabberface said.

"Nawh I'm kidding I am" Chris laughed.

"Oh ok" Backstabber Mc Stabberface said before laughing, Chris and Sheva joined in but eventually Chris stopped.

"What's so funny? Chris is a good name!" He growled. "On second thoughts...How do you know about me!?" He demanded.

"All your answers await ahead, Chris...in that cave" Backstabber Mc Stabberface coughed. "If you can survive long enough to get there!" He laughed but seemed to be pained in doing so. "Dying's not so bad! But it's not gonna change anything! You're still screwed!" he continued before bursting into hysterical laughter again.

"Shut up!" Chris retorted. "We're wasting time here!" He said before aiming his gun at Backstabber Mc Stabberface.

"Chris!" Sheva scolded placing her hand on his gun (ooer) and lowering it. Backstabber Mc Stabberface laughed until his last breath and then suddenly began bubbling.

"Poor bastard" Chris tutted.

"Now what?" Sheva asked in the tone of an annoyed little girl.

Chris did a double take. "...We keep going" He answered eventually.

Fuck Sheva thought to herself.

"Oh by the way Sheva why didn't you let me shoot Backstabber Mc Stabberface? Did you fancy him or something?" Chris asked conversationally.

"No I just get a twisted sense of joy and pleasure whenever I see people or animals in pain" Sheva explained.

"...Oh" Chris mumbled.

And with that the chapter ended.

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