"What's with the Sunny D?" Dry Bowser asked Waluigi as he noticed a couple of Sunny D bottles and a huge Sunny D orange juice container next to a plate of stale tacos at Waluigi's Taco Stand in sunshine drenched Seaside Hill.
"It keeps me sunny side up," Waluigi spoke up as he folded his lanky arms together, squinting his eyes at Dry Bowser. "You got a problem with that?"
Dry Bowser shook his head, the bony reptile waving his skeletal hands in defense."I'm just saying, I didn't know that you sold juice along with tacos."
"I don't." Waluigi scoffed as he grabbed the carton of Sunny D and drank right out of it, letting out a refreshing sigh. "This stuff is all for me. Gotta keep my lanky bones in shape!"
Dry Bowser stared blankly at Waluigi, until he was reduced to a pile of broken bones as Petey Piranha swooped in too fast, colliding with Waluigi and causing the taco stand to collapse, with the Sunny D juice spilling everywhere.
The next day, Waluigi arrived at his Taco Stand in ever so shiny Seaside Hill, spotting Princess Daisy and Toadette waiting patiently for him, who also have happened to fix the taco stand after its Sunny D incident from the night before. He sighed as he folded his arms.
"All right, how early were you here?" Waluigi asked as he began tapping his right foot, with Sonic The Hedgehog in the background being chased by a horde of angry badniks.
Toadette giggled, her hands behind her back. "We were here since 3 in the morning!"
Waluigi shook his head. "Three in the morning? What were you doing, eating Krabby Patties?"
Daisy clasped her hands together as she gasped, frantically nodding her head as she wiggled around in her regular yellow dress. "Oh Wally, you're so smart! How did you know?"
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Let me guess, an hour later at 4 AM, you both made chocolate pudding."
Daisy and Toadette started jumping up and down with glee.
Waluigi sighed as he shrugged. "Oh fine. I'll just get out the tacos and get the shop up and running..." He pulled out a plate full of fresh hot tacos, only for Daisy and Toadette to take them all. "What the hell!"
Toadette burped loudly while Daisy farted loudly, a raunchy one coming out of her fart filled big butt. Waluigi groaned, annoyed as he slapped his forehead with his left hand.
