The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy

By Winter Knight

Chapter 29: "World Wide Weirdo, Eddy's 15 minutes of fame online!"

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine.

I did this chapter out of boredom and to make fun of Internet Videos.

If anyone can guess what the scenes involving Kevin mean, you get a cookie (cookie not real)

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There is word that there is a contest online that whoever makes the best "stoopid" video will win $500. Eddy of course wants to do this but he needs Double D, Ryoko, and Hikari's help.

Using Double D's webcam, they film Ryoko and Hikari dressed like Rouge and Kitty Pryde from "X-Men Evolution" while Eddy shows up dressed as Juggernaut and Eddy and they play fight, "Juggernaut defeats "Rouge" and "Kitty" and then "Juggernaut" says "Ha! I defeated you because...I'm the Juggernaut...(sees Ryoko with a bokken) umm...umm...BAKA!" (sees Ryoko put the bokken away). Double D, dressed like "Forge" manages to defeat him anyway.

After the Video was filmed, Double D questioned why Eddy did a video based on X-men and Eddy says "it's because of those popular X-men movies and my catchphrase might be the next "where's the beef", however if I said what I originally said to Ryoko, she might use me for her bokken practice!"

And So, after the days went by, everyone sent their videos, but only a few of them will win, Eddy, Double D, Ryoko, and Hikari see the other videos on the website that won.

The winner of "AMVs that are just plain wrong" is footage of "Filmation's Ghostbusters" but with Ray Parker's "Ghostbusters" playing in the video. this Video was sent by a wiggin specialist with a weird sense of humor.

The winner of "most disturbing video" is Lee Kanker and Marie Kanker in skimpy outfits singing "don't you wish you girlfriend was hot like me! (Eddy: My eyes! My eyes!)

Fourth Place is Kevin saying that "Super Bowl's a dork, Eddy's a dork..."

Third place is Grim swinging scythe while dressed as Darth Maul

Second place is a video of "Captain Melonhead" kissing Lizzy Bartley upside down in the rain to a song by Nickleback.

But to Eddy's Horror, the Winner is "Captain Oblivious and his band of idiots", which is the name taken for Ed, Fred Fredburger, May Kanker, Jeff the Spider, Squid Hat and Kasumi Kimono.

the Video starts with Ed singing "Numa Numa" and then the six of them sing along to the song while dancing weirdly.

Eddy gets furious as he didn't win and then he wonders where did Nazz and Nergal Jr. went as no one mentioned them at least once throughout the chapter.

At this moment, Nazz is being chased by what looks like a giant spirit monster with short brown hair and sky blue and pink wire frame glasses while visiting Rolf. Junior shows up in time and says "Look out Nazz, dad told me about those things... hollows! And Judging from that Hollow, it must be a really evil one." Junior then transforms into his "true form" and battles the thing, but then the creature stops what it's doing and appears to be saying "my...master...needs...me..., CSI...is...also...going...to...be...on!" and then it flees from battle.

Nazz says "what is that thing and why was it chasing me? and then Nergal Jr. says "I don't know but I don't think it will be the last we see of it. And as the two walk back to Rolf's house, Nergal Jr. says "is it me or did that Hollow smell like golden apples like the one Mom uses in her pies that Dad likes so much?

THE END... for now!

mini-story: a mini story that stars Kevin?

As Kevin is brushing his teeth, he opens his medicine cabinet, but then he closes the cabinet, he sees what looks like Eddy, dressed like Kevin but wearing sunglasses, with a pocky in his mouth, a fish in his hand, laughing evily at Kevin. Kevin runs away and when he turns on the light in his room, he sees Eddy dressed like Kevin but wearing sunglasses, with a pocky in his mouth, a fish in his hand, laughing evily at Kevin yet again.

At nighttime, Kevin is trying to sleep but then he sees Ryoko in a cute devil costume poking his butt with a pitchfork, making a evil laugh, Kevin then says "cut it out you dork! and then the Ryoko-devil started to cry and says "but I was having a lil fun with you Kevin" and then Kevin says "oh ok" and then Ryoko-devil resumes laughing evily while poking his butt with a pitchfork.

As Kevin wakes up from bed after having a weird dream, He suddenly becomes what looks like Eddy, dressed like Kevin but wearing sunglasses, with a pocky in his mouth, a fish in his hand, laughing evily.

ANGEL DOUBLE D

Angel Double D says instead of watching hentai, give some old toys to charity.

DEVIL EDDY

Devil Eddy says Always go with strangers, they always give out the best candy.