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Yoshi3000: This is a fan based take on Steven Universe to which its characters, locations, and canon tales belong to Rebecca Sugar. The others belong to Toriyama, DC, Laird and Eastman, and Ken Akamatsu, and so forth. This author owns the OCs, so enjoy, like, review, and share this. The characters from HuniePop belong to the HuniePot company. The following season is a crossover of a plethora of CN originals belonging to their respective owners. Please support the official release. It's time for the final battle
(The author plays Season 3's Opening Theme - /watch?v=m0xvYlZM49Q )
Steven Universe Blackthorned
Season 3 – Multiverse Madness Arc
Episode 25 – "The Battle of the Cluster Begins"
The world of FusionFall had seen better days, and it didn't help this was the last ones of it in existence. Saki knew immediately to send a telepathic message to Garnet to get them in the right direction. While so, Samurai Jack and the Scotsman were catching up on old times.
"Jack, it's been forever. I almost didn't recognize ya with that stupid beard of yours." Scotsman said with a laugh.
"Yes, it's been too long. A shame we're risking our behinds for it again." Jack said sourly.
"A shame, but I can still introduce ya to my daughters." Scotsman said going down on the list of his twenty-nine daughters.
It was rumored they were born all in the same time and that's what killed the Scotsman's wife.
"All right, people. Today, we fight to end Elvin's rules. Before we go for battle, does anyone have any last regrets to admit?" Saki asked.
Flora, the oldest of Scotsman's daughters, raised her hands.
"Could I have a moment to consummate my marriage with Jack?" Flora said bluntly.
Saki facepalmed and suddenly people were asking to have sex with their partners before they do this. Saki couldn't believe this.
"Are you kidding me? All of you want to pop your cherries and get your rocks off before this?!" Saki said shocked.
Didn't help when Mandy tugged on his shoulder.
"Hey, I have to put up with Fionna outfit…so…just let them how their pleasure." Mandy said.
"Plus, you had sex before just this morning!" Marie argued.
Saki sighed and proceeded to see another message to Garnet through telepathy. They were going to be a while. It didn't help that Mandy wanted a round to.
When Garnet got the message, Ryker used the time to research his opponent along with checking up on canon. Thanks to the Order, this was a matter of going to the database. However, he wasn't able to get current info on his abilities, but it still had useful data. Ryker was secretly glad that his parents arranged his Warper I.D. because this prevented the Order from getting a direct read. Elvin's profile was rather long and the Squadron were disgusted with several of the crimes he performed.
"So we're dealing with a rapist, too? Can I personally say I want to have his penis and testicles damaged beyond repair?" Priyanka asked Ryker.
"No need. I fully intend to wipe him out of existence. He won't be going to an afterlife." Ryker said darkly with sparks of ki around his body. "For now, I need you all to mediate and prepare for the fight. Except Garnet, Rose, and Jasper. I need to talk you to three alone."
Ryker scooped Jasper with one arm and took off flying. Garnet and Rose shapeshifted wings on their back and followed. Ryker had chosen to start the discussion on Bravo Beach which was empty.
"All right, we have more canon mess to deal with it. So I'm going to reveal some heavy shit. You ready?" Ryker said putting Jasper on the ground.
Garnet and Rose nodded wondering how bad it could be.
Jasper was ballistic when I revealed it was either Yellow Diamond or White Diamond who whacked Pink. Jasper was also still mad at Rose to my surprise. Apparently, Rose KNEW about them and decided to take the fall for it to drum up support for the rebellion. Even Garnet, her loyal and longtime friend, smacked Rose upside her head. Because Rose had taken the credit, Steven would have got his guilt complex for nothing and surrendered to Homeworld for nothing. It was the fact they were on Elvin's turf that Garnet didn't want to beat Rose to a pulp. That, and me holding her back.
"Well I'm sorry! I was losing morale, and I had few options!" Rose said. "I had to take the credit! In the end, we won."
"We won, yes. But Steven had to suffer." Garnet said coldly.
"Not really. That's Canon!Steven. Our Steven doesn't even have the guilt problem since Rose is here." I pointed out. "Still Rose is a piece of shit for not bothering to tell Steven this. You could have a damn video for him, Rose."
Rose was silent, and I told after all this was after that I was telling the rest of the gems about this. I didn't say anything about Bismuth though. That can of worms is for later. Jasper was still up and arms about it, but I assured her I'll punch Yellow Diamond in the face someday.
"Thanks Master, I'm at least glad I'm not in a corrupted state." Jasper said.
"Either way, I'll tell the rest of the gems about Pink Diamond's fate later. We'll deal with Homeworld with us getting there and the rest of this mess." I said.
I didn't tell them I found out I accidently blew up Homeworld. Thankfully, the people we'll have to meet are still alive and are on "Homeworld 2" apparently. I couldn't believe I destroyed Homeworld with my Final Flash way back then.
Back at the Offworld Plaza, Steven and the rest of the gang were mediating. When Garnet, Jasper, Rose, and Ryker returned, they were ready for battle. Saki and his gathering were done with their little love fest, but Saki did have to deal with the evil eye from Taeko. Saki did have a inimate tryst between Taeko's mother, Dr. Orchid, Mandy. Saki felt bad, almost. Either way, the resistance made their ways to the Suburbs. It dawned on them how on the edge they were. Gwen and Kevin didn't want to take Julie and Kirby into this battle, but they had no options. Young kids were going to risk their necks, but they all agreed they had to. Soon the army was in front of Elvin's castle.
Elvin was busy sleeping after devouring a box full of donuts while Frankie was calming Elsa Lynn. Shinji and Mifune were out up on castle roof when they saw the army.
"Saki, what's going on? What's with the crowd and Dr. Orchid with you?" Mifune asked.
"I'm done, kid. Your father ruined this world and our lives. You think I like working for that arrogant stain. He killed my wife and child, destroyed my wife's soul so I can't even revive her, and killed others here for power. He's brainwashed children around your age to be supersoliders, your Silence Ninjas!" Saki yelled.
Mifune and Shinji had no idea the Silence ninjas were like that. Didn't help that Lola and Lana had swords drawn on them. The Louds were now all free of their control and they wanted nothing more than slaughtering Elvin and his allies.
"Well shit." Mifune spat. "But I guess it makes sense. No one suspects the oracle. Played us like a fiddle."
"Kid, I don't want to kill you, Elsa Lynn, or Shinji. Don't make me do so." Saki said.
"My loyalty lies with my clan, Saki." Mifune said powering up. "I'm sorry."
Shinji wasn't a real fight unlike Mifune and ducked Mifune ki blasted the twins off the castle balcony. The commotion awoke Elvin who donned his armor to find an army at his doorstep. Frankie and Elsa Lynn joined him.
"What the hell is this?" Elvin demanded. "And how is Mandy alive?!"
"News flash, I lied more than a politician does." Saki said. "I've been planning for this day!"
Out of the castle flew out Lola, Lana, Luan, and Lisa all not wearing the mask or the happuri. This got Himmler to pale.
"Ok, so maybe you have an army. I have an undead army from the Naruto universe who will crush you!" Elvin boasted.
"Dad, we don't have that anymore. Madara somehow broke free and ended up freeing everyone. They're in the afterlife now." Mifune said.
"Shit! Damn Uchiha! What about my demon army?" Elvin asked.
"Nada, Raven killed herself." Elsa Lynn asked. "Used her own waste to choke on."
Everyone was disturbed.
"Well at least we got the soldiers." Elvin said as his troops came out the castles. "Wait a second, why are they only 1500 soldiers?!"
"Uh…sir, most of knew flew the coop." One of the generals said.
"Why?!" Elvin yelled.
"That would be either they realized the prophecy that Yoshida said all those years ago is true." Saki said matter-of-factly. "By now, HE should be here."
"Who?!" Elvin said tense.
A medium sized energy ball crashed into the castle leaving a big fat hole in it. Elvin got clearly enraged because the blast destroyed his personal game room. And he just beat Skyrim too! The tick mark on Elvin's head burst into flames as he powered up to his full power base form.
"Whoever did that, I am going skin them alive!" Elvin boomed.
"Did you say the same shitty line to my mom and dad before they stomped a hole in your head?" A voice said.
That voice was Ryker and everyone turned to see him and the Crystal Squadron (plus Lori, Leni, Luan, and Lincoln) on the roof of the building posing dramatically with Ryker holding a big flagpole with the Blackthorn family kanji on the flag. All the color on Elvin's face to see that flag.
"A Blackthorn, but how did you get there? My shields, my guards!" Elvin said surprised.
"Next time, you might want to get some more than a mere human to be a guard. On the Silence Ninjas, those were a good idea, but you went about it wrong. The Daughters of Aku were truly the Silence Ninjas done correctly." Ryker mused. "And I can't believe you didn't know they were half-Aku."
Ashi recoiled at that news and so did Jack. Elvin felt dumbfounded and called for his adviser. The mousy woman came up to him nervous and she was scolded for getting him this information. The adviser wanted to tell him that many people in the CN Cluster were watching them due to a distortion across the skies. Or that the Order of Reality on Planet Creation within the 4th Dimension were watching. However, she was going to keep her mouth shut and just accept the scolding. She was hoping to get back inside the castle to escape pods. Too bad, Lisa accidently shot her with her plasma crossbow right between the eyes. Nobody really cared though.
For dramatic effort, Ryker's BlackTab began to play Raekwon – Guillotine, but an instrumental of the song.
"So, this is it, the final battle to settle the score. This isn't a battle of good vs evil. Both clans were complete chaos, but only one could stand. A blood feud that has reached the boiling point. As I look in awe at Ryker Blackthorn and how he emanates warping energy, I wonder. Is it enough? Well he put Elvin down or was I a fool to gamble it all? But I have no choice, it's either fight or serve. So I had to gamble. I might be an oracle, but even those who can see the future have doubts." Saki said almost speaking to the Fourth Wall.
"Well said, brother." Cere said cocking up her plasma pistols.
The song promptly ended as the area grew quiet. The place where kids used the play, where families raised their kids, and the place where FusionFall's heroes hanged out on downtime was going to the place of bloodshed again. That another song began to play almost out of nowhere (not even from Ryker's BlackTab), a song of battle. That marked the beginning of the battle.
((*Madvillain – Raid starts to play*))
"FusionFall's Last Stand! Charge!" Saki said.
His army charged, and Elvin took a breath.
"Soliders, die to them or die to me!" Elvin said as his men charged forward.
Even in war, Elvin was a prick. The battle between the forces with both sides fighting for survival. A clash of swords, guns, mallets, and bare hands.
"Die, you lowlife pigs!" Taeko said slashing soliders right and left with his sword.
Mandy smashed her MVP Endsville Slugger into the skull of an enemy before shooting them in the groin with Ultimate Toxic Heater. Despite this battle, Elvin didn't join in the battle neither than his family. They were back up on balcony glaring at Ryker and his students (except Shinji). Connie had locked eyes on Elsa Lynn, Steven on Mifune, and Priyanka on Frankie. The rest were off in the midst of battle. Gunfire littered the air from both sides. Zak and Drew had taken their fill of bullets. Saki took pleasure in cleaving the soldiers into pieces and sword blasting several others. The Louds kept trying to blast Himmler and his assistant, but they were somehow one step ahead. Ceres took to using her rocket weapons to cause small scale explosions. Young ones with nothing to live for being kamikazes. Ashi simply slashed any enemy to ribbons. Amethyst and Pearl fused into Opal to mow down adversaries more easily.
Across the CN Cluster, many people were up and minding their own business when the tear occurred in their skies giving a front row seat for this to witness. Many were bewildered. Some shocked to see their counterparts.
-One of the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends universes-
"Frankie, I think those two kids are yours." Bloo said stating the obvious.
"No shit!" Coco said in her native language.
"Am I the bad guy in that 'verse?" Frankie asked.
"I'm sure you're a good person like you here." Mac said assuring.
That went out the window more they saw FusionFall!Frankie blast a solider for getting blindsided.
-One of the Grim Adventures with Billy and Mandy universes-
"Not a word about what other me is wearing!" Mandy said with a shotgun aimed at Irving's gonads.
He had purred suggestively at the sight of the older Mandy wearing the Fionna getup and Mandy didn't take it well.
"Who's the guy fighting alongside her?" Billy asked.
"Boyfriend, maybe?" Grim thought.
The two broke into laughter. Nobody would want to be dating Mandy! Of course, the dunderhead and bonehead started running with Mandy cocked her gun.
-Courage Universe (Ryker visited)-
"So the final battle has raged on." Shirley said holding a big bag of popcorn. "Who wants more popcorn?"
"Shirley, we're watching people die and we're standing around doing nothing!" Courage/Kitty said uncomfortable.
Eustace was having a blast pushing out his chair out to kick back and watch the slaughter. The ragtag bunch of misfits were torn about this. Muriel was saying a prayer for those risking their lives.
-KND Universe (Ryker visited)-
They were saddened to realized only Kuki and Wally were the only survivors of the main team in that world. Cree was cheering on Ryker to defeat Elvin and avenge Ethan's death. Numbuh 86 called for Elvin's blood for Lyra and the twins.
-Regular Show Universe (Ryker visited)-
Calem could only watch in silence. His nephew could have been slain. The others did so in silence as well. They couldn't find the words.
-Between worlds-
On Merch's ship, Merch was watching the battle with Beth Smith on his lap. Summer, Morty, and Rick were along for the ride.
"Do you have to be on his lap, Beth?" Rick said annoyed.
"Yes, we're going to have victory sex after this is all over." Beth said with a smirk.
"Right on the console." Merch said giving Beth another hickey.
Rick really wanted to shoot Merch, but Merch had an endless Szechuan sauce and nuggets buffet. Rick reluctantly got to the buffet table. Free sauce made Rick less willing to shoot.
Taeko and Marie were craving a path for several others to use explosives. Several resistances were already dead, and it was only getting worse. One dying member ate six explosive apples of chaos before tackling a group of soldiers. Guts, organs, blood, and hair were sent all over the place leaving a bloody mess on the ground. Most of the casualties were the young and reckless, the KND operatives.
((*Madvillain – Raid* fades out))
"Hmph, it's time we dance don't we. Seems my pathetic man can't even take on the dregs. But first, let me clear the board!" Elvin said rises his right hand with his index and middle fingers up, releasing a white Exploding Wave on the battleground below.
This caught all our heroes off guard as they along with the soldiers got caught in the explosion. The houses and streets were torn up. The bodies of deceased were sent up into the air and they hit the ground like rain.
"What the shit?!" Ryker said enraged. "Your own men were among them."
"I said they'd die to me or die to you." Elvin remarked.
Flying upwards were the Loud Siblings and Sadie, each holding someone who was injured but alive. Saki had flown up holding Mandy. Taeko had his mother in his arms. At the moment, the survivors of the attack were the Gems, Ashi, Sadie, the Loud Siblings, Mandy, Saki, Taeko, Marie, Gwen, Kevin, Kirby, Julie, Kuki, Ceres, and Wally. Greg was safely watching the battle on the floating Sector V Treehouse. The rest were either too heavily or killed. Lars wasn't so lucky as the surprise attack sent him hurdling through several cars before hitting a mailbox. His skull was cracked and his ribs broken, he laid limp. Ryker didn't react, but Steven and Sadie did by flying down to Lar's body. If anything, Elvin did Lars a favor. Lars was going to die in canon either way, and if anything, just gave him his upgrade early. Ryker was still livid, but glad that Steven would discover his tears can heal earlier. The rest of Ryker's students were glaring harder at Elvin. Steven had picked up Lars' body and he and Sadie were shedding tears.
"Lars…." Steven said as his tears fall on Lar's face.
Those tears would glow as life returned to Lars' body as it went through the pinkening. His skin pinkened and his hair turned a bubblegum pink. Lars' eyes opened only to get hugged by Sadie and Steven.
"How am I alive?" Lars said groaning in pain.
"I have a better question, why don't you just die?!" Elvin said firing a Full Power Energy Ball down at the three.
Leni got in front of him using to blow up the ball with a blast of her own.
"I have to thank you for killing Lars, Elvin. You just gave him an early upgrade." Ryker said. "But here's a real question. It's 35 against 5. I've got the odds in my favor."
"You must suck at math, then." A voice said from a pile of rubble.
Out from the rubble unharmed was Dr. Himmler and his assistant much to the Louds' disgust. His assistant was a woman who had the power to shapeshift and she often took the form of the Loud matriarch, Rita. She could even mimic her voice. This caused the Louds to have some serious mother issues.
"It's 7, you ass." 'Rita' said dusting herself off.
"Go die in a fire, you shapeshifting cunt!" Lincoln said harshly.
"Eat shit, you fake cocksucker!" Lola shouted chucking a rock on her.
'Rita' rolled her eyes before chopping the stone in half. Dr. Himmler revealed he had a back up for this and pulled out a denotator. He explained that there were two beings still under their control that easily crush them. Ryker and Saki decided to laugh about that.
"Oh please, who could you possibly br-OH SHIT!" Ryker screaming seeing exactly who was summoned.
I only had one question running through my mind. How in the love of all things warping did Elvin had Blue and Yellow frickin' Diamond under mind control?! Didn't help they were huge. I was thinking things would get worse and it did. Himmler up and uses some kind of Edo Tensei technique to revive those just killed as zombies without a sacrifice!
"Guess I don't need to fight at all." Elvin said with a smug grin.
Oh hell no!
"Wrong! I'm going to dedicate all my time to finishing what my dear mother and father started!" I said flaring my aura.
I flew dead set after Elvin. I was done with the stupid cliché of standing around, but I didn't notice that the Metsu Emerald on me was reacting…
(A/N: The 25th episode at last and what a trek it was. I was thinking of doing the whole battle in one chapter, but I decided it was best to stop here. Either way, I do apologize for Peridot, Pearl, Amethyst, Greg, and Ashi didn't get a line. Next chapter.)
Will Ryker be able to defeat Elvin? Will his family get in the way? Well, Shinji's mysterious power ever awaken. How will the 35 heroes deal with the zombie hoard? Well Himmler be killed to avenge the Loud family? All these and more will be answered next time on Steven Universe Blackthorned!
Closing Theme - /watch?v=db8OtX6BjRQ
