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Chapter 29

I woke up to see the sun was setting. I smiled. I looked down to see Jake's arms still around me.

"See, didn't move at all." Jake whispered. I turned around to face him.

"I see that." I said smiling. He laughed.

"Yeah. Kacey texted you like five times, she wants to know where you're at." He said. I looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"You read my text messages?" I asked. He laughed.

"Well.. it kept vibrating so I took it from out of your back pocket so it wouldn't wake you up." Jake said. I smiled.

"Yeah, yeah. I bet you just wanted to see if Kacey said anything about you." I said sticking my tongue out at him. He laughed.

"Yeah because I want to know what goes on in her mind." Jake said, laughing. I smiled.

"Can I have my phone now?" I asked. He looked at me, held my phone up in the air.

"What's the magic word?" He sang.

I laughed reaching for it. "Pleeaassee?" I asked sweetly batting my eyelashes. He smiled and gave it to me and kissed the tip of my nose. I laughed and read the text messages.

Hey r u awake?

How's Jake?

WAKE UP!

Get up! Is Jake conscious now?

RENESMEE! TEXT ME BACK! I laughed at the last one. Just as I was about to text back another text came through.

That's it! I'm coming over there. I will be there in an hour. An hour? Her house is like 5 minutes away… Logan's house is an hour away… oh I was so going to ask her about that! My Grandpa walked into the room. I jumped off the bed, without thinking of the sudden movement of the mattress cuz Jake whimpered right after.

"Oh! Sorry!" I put my hand on his shoulder making sure I didn't break him even more.

"I'm fine," he said in a strained voice. I knew him well enough to know he was not fine. "What's up doc?" He asked. My Grandpa walked further into the room.

"Well you're obviously still in a lot of pain so you made have to stay here for-" Jake cut him off.

"No! I'm fine, I swear." My Grandpa smirked.

"Being masochistic isn't going to help anyone here."

"Okay, then…," he looked at me. "yeah I still hurt, like, all over but can I get out of this room? Please? I've been in here for two days and I'm going to start going crazy." I laughed. My Grandpa thought for a moment.

"Hmm… well it's a nice day outside… we can probably get you a wheelchair to sit outside for a few minutes. The fresh air might be good too. But if you experience any pain or nausea you must let me know so we can let you lie down." Jake nodded and Grandpa hurried to get the wheelchair. I walked over to Jake and grabbed his hands to help him up. He groaned but sat up. My grandpa walked back into the room and wheeled the chair up to him. Jake quickly got up and plopped into the chair.

"Oww!" He winced after he sat down.

"Are you sure..?" I asked him. He nodded. I slowly wheeled him through the hallway and out the door, and onto the porch. I sat down on a chair on the porch next to him.

"Ness.." Jake whined, "You're too far!" I laughed. I moved my chair closer to him.

"Not what I meant." He said smirking at me. I looked at him and smiled. I lied my head on his shoulder and he kissed my cheek. I laughed. We waited a little bit and Kacey came into view.

"Aww look at the cute couple." She laughed. I rolled my eyes.

"So uh, yeah Kacey what did you do over Logan's!" I threw back at her. Her expression quickly went from joking to embarrassed.

"How did you…?" She asked. I laughed.

"An hour?" I hinted.

"Oh… oops…" She walked up the stairs and sat in the chair next to me.

"Never answered my question," I laughed. I turned to look at her. She played with her hands and looked up to Jake. Oh I get it. She didn't want to talk about it in front to him. I turned back around to Jake.

"Do you mind if we go for a walk?" I asked him.

"And leave me?" He laughed. "Naw, I don't mind, Ness. But stay around the house or where I can see you." He smiled. I looked over to Kacey and gave her a follow-me look that I hoped she got. I guess she did because she started following me.

"I don't understand why you can't talk to me in front of Jake but go on, why were you at Logan's?" I pushed.

"I kind of…" she looked down. "stayed… the night…" she murmured.

"Sorry, what was that?" I laughed. She looked at me.

"Stop, you heard what I said."

"No, I really didn't," I lied.

"Okay! I slept at his house last night! Happy?" I laughed.

"See! Taste of your own medicine there!" She laughed a little.

"So what did you and Jake do?" She said raising her eyebrow. I shook my head.

"Nothing.. besides..."I said.

"What?" She said.

"Oh nothing I'm sure you wouldn't want to hear about it." I said, looking the other way, smiling.

"Oh my god Renesmee Carlie Cullen, if you don't tell me, so help me god I'll-" I cut her off

"Okay, Okay!" I laughed. "Well... I uh.. kissed Jake.." I said, nervously. She looked at me.

"Yeah don't you always kiss him? Like on the cheek and stuff?" She asked. I looked at her.

"No. Kacey I mean.. I kissed him.. Like on the lips." I braced myself for her excitedness but oddly enough it never came. I looked at her. She was watching me, with doubt in her eyes.

"What?"

"Oh nothing. I love hearing about your dreams." She started walking back to the house. I put my hand on her shoulder and she spun around.

"We did!"

"Okay Ness, sure." She really didn't believe me?

"Kacey!" I yelled. She looked at me like I was pulling a cheesy joke too far. "Fine, I'll prove it!" I stormed up to the front porch where Jake was. He hadn't moved but I guess my Grandpa came out cuz he had a glass of water sitting next to him. He grinned when he saw me. Kacey followed me up the steps.

"Are you o-" I cut him off.

"Tell her we kissed," I demanded. He looked at me. Even though I could see a smirk playing on his lips and a huge smile in his eyes, the words he spoke next made my heart ache.

"We kissed?" Okay, I knew he was joking 100% but it really wasn't a subject to joke about, especially considering it was my first kiss.

"Jake! Stop it! Just tell her we kissed!" Kacey sighed.

"What kiss?" Jake said. I could totally tell that he was just messing with me but I knew him so well that I knew that Kacey wouldn't be able to tell.

"Stop! The kiss! You kissed me yesterday! You kissed me and… and… and…." Jake pretended to think.

"Ness, you don't have to-" Kacey started, behind me but I cut her off talking to Jake.

"You know… when I…" I leaned closer to Jake and whispered my next words into his ear. "When I… leaned on your chest and hurt you." I blushed.

"Oh! That one! Yeah I remember that!" He laughed. Finally!

"Not funny!" I put my hand on his chest and he whimpered.

"Okay okay I'm sorry. We kissed we kissed!" I turned around to tell Kacey the I-told-you-so speech. Her eyes were wide open.

"You… you… your first kiss! Well it's about time!" She ran over and practically tackled me into a hug. I almost fell on Jake. Almost. Jake must have taken a mouthful of water because the next thing I heard was him spitting it out. Yeah, like in the movies.

"What?" He coughed. "That was your… your first kiss?" I looked over at him. Oh, now that I think about it, I guess I never told him I'd never kissed anybody before.

"Yeah…" I said, quietly.

"But… but you've had billions of boyfriends…"

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"No, nothing! Nothing like that! Aw crap, that was the worst first kiss in like first kiss history… I'll make it up to you, I swear!" I was about to tell him that it was most certainly not the worst first kiss… it was amazing. And not to bother making it up to me when Kacey pulled my arm. I looked over to her. She had that look like you-don't-get-it-do-you? Then I realized what "make it up to you" probably meant so I didn't say a word. Kacey was the one to break the silence.

"So Jake how are you feeling?" He shrugged.

"It hurts when I'm standing or walking." He said looking over at me. I felt Jake take my phone from out of my back pocket again. I spun around quickly, but it was too late.

"Jaakkee!" I whined. "Pretty, please with cherries on top give it back?" I asked. He shook his head. "Pretty, please with.. extra cherries, and whip cream on top?" I asked again. He lowered the phone but when I went to grab it he pulled it back up.

"You have to reach for it" Jake said sticking his tongue out. I groaned but laughed.

"Fine!" I said, jumping up and down trying to get it. Kacey laughed.

"This is pathetic!" I snapped my head up to her.

"You think this is easy? He's a fricking giant! You try!" I said. She smirked.

"Fine." She back up, ran, and jumped, then got my phone out of Jake's hand.

"Easy as pie!" She sang. She handed me my phone and I flipped it open to see if he did anything. As I was checking through the sent messages to see if he sent anything I heard Jake, very quietly whisper something to Kacey.

"I bet I can get it back without having to move from this chair," he said. Yeah, I thought, like that's going to happen. I wanted to see him try. I finally decided that he hadn't done anything and I put my phone in my back pocket again. I turned back to Jake and Kacey. Kacey sat in the char next to Jake and was looking at her phone. Jake was watching me.

"What?" I decided I would play his game. He shook his head and smiled.

"You're kind of really beautiful right now," he said, sincerely. I barely heard Kacey hold in a laugh beside him. Okay, maybe I should have seen what he was doing… but I'm a girl…. When those words were spoken my heart beat picked up.

"Kind of?" I joked.

"You really really are… gorgeous, you know that?" The side of his mouth twisted up into a half smile. He was so cute when he did that. I swallowed. He lifted his hand and reached it out to mine. I was a little bit too far away from him to touch me so I stepped closer. His hand slid into mine. He intertwined our fingers. He was so warm and the breeze picked up, sending his scent closer to me. I subconsciously stepped closer to him and leaned closer. God, he smelt amazing. Jake's other hand moved a strand of hair from my face and his hand trailed down my cheek, down my neck, and my arm, pulling me closer to him. That was when I completely became unaware of Kacey or really anything around me except Jake and how close he and I were…again. And the last time we were this close… well we kissed… and I'm not gonna lie, I really wanted that to happen again now. I was only a couple of inches away from his big, brown, puppy eyes. Jake sighed and I could taste his breath. He smiled. His hand ran down my arm, sending chills through my body. When it reached my hand it went behind me… his hand found my back pocket. I was so lost in his eyes and his smell that I didn't realize what he was doing until he pulled my phone out in front of me and laughed. I broke away from the trance I was in. It took me a moment to fully understand what happened.

"JAKE!" I yelled. Kacey was on the floor laughing so hard. Kacey looked up at me and I smirked, she looked at me with wide eyes, and I knew she had a clue of what I was going to do to get my phone back. I turned back to Jake and frowned. He looked up at me and smiled still trying to hold back a laugh. I took his hand and intertwined our fingers. He looked up at me and stopped laughing. He was looking into my eyes.

"Jake," I said, "Do I really look gorgeous?" I asked. He pulled me closer to him, probably expecting me to jump for the phone so he kind of put it behind him.

"Always." He said. He pulled me onto his lap, and I snuggled into his neck.

"Really?" I asked, placing a small kiss on his neck. I felt him freeze and his breath picked up.
"You're not just.. Saying that?" I asked again. He swallowed.

"No, You always look gorgeous." He replied. I started to trail small kisses up and down his neck. I heard somewhat of a growl in his throat. I smiled. I got him right where I wanted him. I placed another small kiss, but this time on his collar bone.

"Ness.." He choked out. I smiled again.

"Yes?" I asked, innocently. He took a deep breath. I trailed small little kisses up and down each side of his neck, then I felt him put his hands on my waist. I smiled and looked up at him. His eyes were black. It was working. I leaned in and kissed right below his ear. Then I kissed his cheek. I heard him growl again and I looked at him. He swallowed. I started to lean down towards him slowly and his breath picked up again. Just when our lips were an inch apart I quickly whispered, "This is why you don't mess with me, especially because I can torture you soo soo bad." I quickly pulled away and grabbed my phone. Kacey started cracking up and so did I. Jake looked up at me in shock.

"You.. but... I... Hey!" He said. I smiled.

"Karmas a bitch, ain't it?" I asked teasingly. Kacey jumped up from the floor.

"In case you haven't learned Girls came make your life either like fricking heaven or a living hell... and I think you've just experienced a little bit of both" Kacey said, laughing. I smiled. I looked over to Jake.

"Sorry," I laughed. He smiled.

"'tis okay. But I hope you know, this means war. And it's a war you can't win," he joked. I laughed.

"Bring it on." Jake smiled and pulled my hand in his again.

"You really are gorgeous though," he murmured.

"Not falling for it, Jake." I pulled my hand from his and started walking down the steps with Kacey.

"I meant it sincerely!" He yelled from the porch.

"Sure sure."

"Hey that's my line!" I heard him laugh as Kacey and I started walking. We both stayed quiet for a while. I decided to break the silence.

"So you slept with Logan?" I asked.

"So you had your first kiss?' She countered.

I laughed. "Yeah." She looked at me.

"God I thought you were going to like start making out with him or something." She laughed. I smiled. That's not a bad idea...

"Oh god, please don't tell me you're actually thinking about it," She laughed.

"Okay, okay enough with me! So you slept with Logan?" I asked. She bit her lip and nodded. I smiled.

"Oh my gosh! Tell me, tell me, tell me!" I yelled, almost jumping up and down. Kacey looked at me.

"Well…" She started.

"Spill it!" I pushed. She laughed.

"Well I didn't sleep with him! I just… kind of… slept… in his bed…. Well didn't sleep but you know what I mean. It's not that big of a deal, I've done it before." She looked up.

"You have? How come this is the first time I'm hearing about this?" I asked. She shrugged.

"Tell me more," I said. The song from Grease immediately popped into my head. "Tell me more like does he have a car?" I laughed. She just looked at me.

"What's to tell?" She bit her lips.

"Oh come on! You spent the night!"

"Jake's spent the night with you!" She countered.

"And I told you all about that! You're turn!" She sighed.

"Okay fine." She looked down as she spoke. I really thought it was funny that the roles were reversed right now. Normally she would be trying to find out every detail. She fidgeted with her hands.

"I don't know there is not much to tell... We were talking and stuff... then... we were.. uhh.. let's just say too busy to talk?" She gave a small laugh. "Then we um.. we were talking about vampires..." She said, with a troubled look on her face.

"What did he say?" I asked. She sighed.

"He said he wanted to be changed... but.. I don't know. I told him that we should wait... I want him to change, but I don't. I mean imagine what it would do to his mom and dad if they thought he was dead... I mean..." I sighed. Kacey shook her head. "But after that nothing really happened. He fell asleep after that." I looked at her. She was upset. I mean, I get it… kind of. I've heard that being changed into a vampire is like hell but I know firsthand that that's not the only pain you feel. And I only have it half as bad.

"I'm sorry…" I murmured. She looked up.

"It's not your fault. I knew this was going to happen. I mean he's getting older and I'm… well not." She sighed. I wanted to make her smile or laugh. Kacey was always so upbeat. She was always the one making me laugh and smile.

"Well do you need to decide right now?" I asked. She shook her head. "Okay so let's take your mind off of it…. Guess what?"

"What?"

"I had my first kiss!" She fought back a smile.

"Well it's about time." I laughed.

"Well! It looks like you were right all along." She smiled.

"Aren't I always?" I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, yeah." I said. "I think we should start walking back, Jake might get worried." I said turning around. Kacey followed. Jake's eyes lit up when he saw me.

"He's like head-over-heels for you, you know that right?" Kacey whispered as we walked up the steps to the porch. I smiled and laughed at Jake who was grinning at me.

"What?" I asked, innocently. He shook his head.

"Nothing. Do you think you can wheel me inside? My leg's really starting to hurt." I nodded.

"Of course." I walked over to the back of his wheelchair and looked up at Kacey who was watching me. "Um, you can come in, if you want to." I suggested.

"Got nowhere else to go," she said. She opened the front door as wheeled Jake inside. My Grandpa walked over to us quickly.

"Everything okay?" He asked.

"Just my leg…" Jake said. My grandpa knelt down and held Jake's leg, carefully examining it.

"Can you pick it up?" He asked. Jake pulled his leg up and then dropped it. He shut his eyes in pain.

"Jake! Are you okay?" I grabbed his hand.

"Yeah," he struggled, "fine."

"I think it's just the bone healing. You should probably lay down though." My Grandpa said. He started wheeling Jake to the medical room. I helped Jake back into bed and smiled.

"You okay?" I asked. He nodded and yawned.

"You want to go to sleep? I'll leave if you want." I offered. He considered it.

"Sleep I could use. I'll see you later?" He asked. I smiled and laughed a little.

"Definitely." I said. He smiled. I pecked him on the cheek and walked out silently with Kacey.
When I looked over at her she was shaking her head and grinning.

"What?" I asked. She laughed.

"You and Jake. I told you, you were blind!" I laughed.

"You'll never let it go, will you?" I asked. She shook her head.

"Nope." She said, and popped the 'p'. I nodded.

"Awesome," I said, sarcastically.

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