Chapter 29: Cullens Gone Wild
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"Man, is it hot in here or what?" Emmett slowly walked up towards the front of the classroom while ripping off his shirt, tensing his muscles in his arms, shoulders and chest as he made his way through the sea of boys. Rose's eyes widened at his sudden brashness--and then began to roam over Emmett's form hungrily.
APOV
Oh, poor Rose. Poor, defenseless Rose. I wasn't used to seeing her like this-like a sweet little slutty secretary lamb about to get devoured by a big, sexually irritable Grizzly. Emmett was stalking up towards the front of the classroom, topless in all his musclebound glory. He grabbed a boy's water bottle, and then began to rip his shirt into smaller cloth pieces. Grizzly boy was starting to attract a female gathering outside the classroom as word quickly spread that a Cullen brother just started stripping at the Virginity Club meeting. That skank Piper, the cheerleader who kissed my Jasper on the cheek just yesterday, was calling out to her friends from the window to come over. She had the nerve to begin to open the door even, as if she was allowed to enter. But I quickly got her attention; and with my hands, sign languaged to her I was still going to stick her megaphone up her ass if she even thought about coming into the classroom. She got the hint, and stayed put behind the window.
"You know what I'll miss Rose? Good hell...this is just one of the things I'll miss."
He sat down her down almost roughly on a chair, with eager eyes all around watching. "Rose, do you feel hot, like I do?" She nodded nervously. He unbuttoned the top button of his jeans with a lazy smile, and then began to pour the bottled water over his head slowly, letting the stream of water fall haphazardly over his hair, shoulders, neck, pecs, abs. Once the water was emptied, he shook his hair out and then slumped down onto his knees while he took a ripped piece of his shirt into his hand.
"Rose, I'm going to miss getting into the shower with you after a long day." He began to rub his makeshift shirt washcloth over his moistened body. "Watching you rub me down as you work the soap into a lather, your hands slipping all over my wet muscles..." As he said that last word, he started flexing his pecs, making his nipples jut out temptingly at Rose. A collective gasp outside the classroom could be heard from the female onlookers as I came to Rose's side. "Be strong, honey...step away from the hypnotizing nipples...step away slowly..."
I gave a quick glance in Jasper's direction. "And they complain about us doing it on the swing. Make sure we buy some Tilex on the way home, I'm sure these pervs used our shower at one time or another..."
The girls outside were squealing with joy as Emmett continued to rub his wet body down with his ripped shirt. The boys in the classroom, however, were less than enthused. A random voice called out, "Get off the stage, naked, wet dude! We didn't commit to virginity to watch you jiggle your nips! Bring back the naughty school girl!"
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BPOV
Edward unbagged the groceries I had just bought to replenish the meager supply of human food in the Cullen house. He held up my jar of peanut butter and reflexively frowned.
"This has the most unappetizing color and texture. I don't know how you can eat it."
I opened my mouth in surprise. "Didn't you eat peanut butter when you were a little kid?"
He shook his head. "At least I don't remember eating it. Which I'm completely thankful for. It really does make me feel nauseous just looking at it."
I jumped onto the counter. "You are so missing out on one of the best things ever! How can you resist the allure of peanut butter?" I opened the jar lid and threw it in his face. He looked as if I had just shoved manure in front of him and backed away quickly.
"Peanut butter is sweet and salty and creamy all at once. And there's nothing better than a peanut butter and honey mouth swirl." For some reason I was delighted to see that I was repulsing Edward with my food choices. It wasn't often that I got to be the more bold of the two-I was going to make the most out of it. I dug my index finger into the open jar and scooped out some peanut butter. Edward let out a grimace. Next I flipped open the cap to the honey bottle I had just bought. "Down the hatch!"
I stuck my peanut butter laden finger into my mouth and sucked off all the paste. I then flipped my head back, opened up wide, and squeezed two squirts of bottle honey down into my mouth.
I lifted my head back up as I began to tongue swirl the two ingredients. "Ahhhh...", laughing defiantly. The thought of Edward dry heaving over my mouth full of goo caused me to break out in laughter.
When I finally made eye contact with him however, his lips were parted sensually while he gazed at my busy mouth. He walked over to me on the counter and picked up the jar of peanut butter. "Do that again," he whispered softly.
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RPOV
Emmett only had to give one quick stare to the audience of boys to get the heckling to stop. He then barked out quickly, "I need another water bottle." A water bottle was flung out of the crowd and binged Emmett on the head. Muffled laughs could be heard sporadically through the crowd.
He glared menacingly at the sea of boys. "If I didn't have a hot secretary to turn on right now, I'd kill whoever did that to me." I loved when he got all murderous like that-especially with his nips exposed!
Emmett turned back towards me adoringly. He was still on his knees while he continued. "You know what else I'll miss, Rose?" He leaned in closer, whispering softly. "Watching the water stream off your perfectly naked, wet body." He gave me a quick wink as he suddenly hiked my skirt up a couple inches and removed my high heel.
I whispered frantically, "What are you doing, ahole? I'm trying to conduct a meeting right now. This looks totally unprofessional!"
Emmett bit his lip. "Damnit Rose, being called an ahole never sounded so hot."
He began to pour the bottled water down my bent knee, and it rushed down my calf and over my foot. Without missing a beat, Emmett bent down and began slurping up the stream that was flowing over my toes. My breath hitched as his slurping made it's way onto my bare toes in a very suggestive manner...
"Ahole...stop...wait...no, suck the third toe...yeah...oh, God...right there..."
Emmett looked up at me and smiled triumphantly.
"Oh, wipe that smirk off your face...and move your tongue to the right just a little...that's right Papi..."
His lips and tongue moved faster with the sound of his new nickname.
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APOV
Rose was losing control as Emmett began working his toe sucking action. I had to intervene-if only for the fact that I thought I would throw up if I watched any longer. Jasper shot me a nauseous look and asked loudly, "Didn't she just come from gym?" I nodded disapprovingly.
"Ew, Emmett, stop! Jasper, give him one of your Listerine breath strips for God's sake, to kill whatever germs you just slurped up." That's what I loved about my Jas--he was sexy AND hygenically responsible at the same time.(a/n: I know vampires don't use listerine mouth strips...but I still loved the idea of jasper being ready breath wise at all times for his perfect Alice...lol)
But Emmett was too riled up to even listen. He started barking out for another water bottle. "And don't throw it at my head this time!"
Double D Dennis slowly moved toward Emmett holding up a bottle, approaching him the way a zookeeper approaches a lion. "Here's the water bottle, but promise me you leave the nipple flexing to the ladies from now on."
Emmett growled, but Rose was amused. "Wow, Double D, you got a big pair on you to talk to Big Papi like that.I'm impressed. But I wouldn't flex my nipples for just anyone. Geez, I already gave you guys free lollis, and you expect nipple flexing on top of it! I have standards you know...I wouldn't just give it away for free!"
With that statement, a sea of male hands began to shoot up quickly--with money clutched in each hand.
All of Emmett's efforts to seduce Rose were now on the backburner as Rose's vanity came to the forefront. She false modestly put her hand on her chest. "Oh, you guys really thought I meant I wouldn't do it for free--like I wanted money, huh? How sweet!" She tilted her head to the side innocently--and then noticed something she didn't like.
"Wait a minute...you, in the green t-shirt. Are you holding up a dollar bill?" She asked incredulously.
Green shirt boy looked at the crumpled bill in his hand. "It's all I got-I was suppossed to give it to my science teacher to replace the test tube I broke in lab yesterday. But I'll be willing to get in trouble so that I can give the dollar to you." His eyes were earnest, his face hopeful.
"Well, that's a touching story there, Tiny Tim, but a DOLLAR?" She stood up and moved her hand down her body the way a game show hostesses hand-presents a new car."Does this body look like it's worth one dollar to you??"
He shook his head.
She started peering at other bills. "Why the hell am I seeing five dollar bills too? Come on!"
Double D raised his hand. "Well, we are all a little young to have alot of money, but if you pull together the money, I bet it would be somewhat impressive."
Rose's indignant stare processed Double D's point. "Okay, start throwing all the money into the pot right here and let's see what you guys come up with." All the boys started rushing towards the front, throwing their money onto the marked place on the floor.
Rose looked at Dennis. "Double D, you look sorta nerdy. That makes me think you are good with math. Start counting."
Emmett stood up quickly and took her aside. "What are you doing, Rose? Are you actually going to flex your nipples for them?"
Rose rolled her eyes. "Of course not. But I would like to know just the same that they would value the possible experience of seeing my nipples flex enough to ante up a good pot of money!"
A boy raised his hand politely in Rose's direction. "Can we pay with a credit card?"
Rose nodded. "Yes, I'll accept credit. And don't be cheap either with what you charge!" She looked around at a boy with acne. "Pizzaface," she stopped herself. "I mean...Sexy. Keep a tally on the white board for the nipple flexing donations." The little acne boy's face lit up with Rose's name correction and he hurriedly wrote "Nipple Flexing Donation Fund" on the board.
Rose stared at Emmett. "And you think this club hasn't changed me for the better. Look at the hope I just gave Pizzaface by calling him Sexy! " She looked off
in the distance thoughtfully. "You know, they say it takes a village to raise a child. But it only takes one hot girl to make a pizzaface think he might actually get laid one day." She nodded with self satisfaction while Emmett shook his head at me.
Suddenly, the door flew open. It was Ben Cheney. He surveyed the scene before him with wide eyes-and then he began to read the "what we will miss most about sex" list and the "Nipple Flexing Donation Fund" on the whiteboard. "What in the heck is going on here, Rose?"
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EPOV
Bella looked at me with a sly smile. "Do it again huh? You sure you aren't going to get nauseous?"
I smiled. "I'll take my chances, trust me." I picked up the jar of the brown butter held it out in front of her. She was about to dip her finger back in, when she stopped.
"Wait a minute, Edward. I got a better idea."
She gave me a dazzling smile as she took my hand and poked my finger into the jar. She handed me the honey dispenser and I flipped the top open. She then lifted my finger to her mouth, winked, and began to suck on it. Her mouth felt so warm around my finger, I couldn't help but twitch my head to the side and let out a tense sigh. Once she cleaned my finger off, she tilted her head back and opened her mouth slightly. "I"m ready for you, Edward," she said suggestively.
I flipped the honey bottle upside down and squirted it in her mouth. She began to laugh. "That's too much," she attempted to say as the honey began to spill out from both sides of her mouth.
She grabbed both sides of my shirt, pulled me closer, and whispered, "Now, I have honey all over my shirt. I guess I'll have to wash it." At almost vampire speed, she ripped off her shirt. "But, Edward, how am I going to clean up all the honey off my body?"
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RPOV
I startled when I saw Ben's eyes, full of shock and horror. "Ben! I'm so glad you came! Did you see all the new recruits we added just at lunchtime alone?"
Emmett huffed in response to my appeasing statement and slumped back onto the floor. "Honey, don't you want me to suck on your other foot now?" he asked.
"Ew, of course not, you big perv! I just had gym and ran a mile." I looked at Ben Cheney apologetically and side whispered to him..."Guys who lose their virginity to you..gessh...they stick like glue!"
"Err...Rose, can I speak to you outside?" I followed Ben out, expecting to be read the riot act. Emmett looked at me smugly.
"Spiritual husband is mad at spiritual wifey..." he sang songed.
Once I was outside, Ben offered me a seat on the curb next to him. "No, thanks Ben, my skirt's too tight around my ass and the material will probably rip if I try to sit down that low on the ground."
He grimaced for some reason but continud. "Rose, can you explain to me what has been going on with this support group, starting from lunch where you were doing signups today until right now?"
I shrugged my shoulders. "Sure." I told him everything that happened until now. It didn't seem so bad at the time...but the more I explained to him in words what I had planned and done for the sake of making the club a success, the more I realized that maybe it wasn't the most subtle of ways to get the club steamrolling. His eyes were as wide as saucers when I finished up the toe slurping incident. And then he did a surprising thing. He started laughing. Really loud.
"Rose, you do some very shocking things sometimes, but there's an innocence there at the same time that makes it hard to be mad at you."
He gave me another side glance and then started laughing again. Aw, and Emmett thought my spiritual husband was going to be mad at me. Silly ahole!
"Look, Rose, I think you've thought and acted in such a way for so long that's relies so heavily on your sexuality, sometimes you aren't the best judge of what is appropriate or not."
"But, I really do appreciate how enthusiastic you've been about making the club a success and how dedicated you seem to be at trying to do the right thing. You have a very good heart Rose, I can tell. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
He paused, and then continued. "I just think if maybe you had someone help guide you to channel your good heart, we may be able to keep on track a little more on what we are trying to accomplish with this club, you know?"
"No," I said honestly with a blank face.
"Well, Angela may be a really great help for guidance. She's been in the club all throughout high school, and she's one of the rare girls who won't let your beauty get in the way of being your friend. So, I would love to have Angela sort of shadow you in the coming weeks as you continue your duties. You've got great enthusiasm and drive Rose, and Angela will only make your job easier."
How did Angela get into this equation? I wasn't sure how I felt about it. I really didn't like to imagine having to spiritually share Ben--it felt like spiritual polygamy if Angela and I were both working together for Ben! But I knew I had done some mistakes today, so I tried to be a good sport. Especially since Ben was totally suffocating me with all these spiritual come ons about my inner beauty.
"Okay, sure. Angela is one of the few girls who doesn't come off like a bitch at this school..."
Ben threw me a scolding look. "Rose, remember your language..."
I love when he gets all spiritually rough with me like that!
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BPOV
"Now, Edward, how am I going to clean up all the honey off my body?" I looked at him with a mischievous smirk. "It's too bad you won't eat honey. If you could eat honey, it would make perfect sense how I could get cleaned up." I looked down at the drops of honey that had fallen on my collarbone.
He moved his head slightly side to side." What does honey taste like? It doesn't look as unappetizing as the peanut butter."
I couldn't believe he was even considering it, so I tried to stay casual. "It's just very sweet tasting. And light. And warming."
He slowly leaned into my collarbone, and gave it a quick sniff. "It doesn't smell bad actually."
"Not at all, it's very light, like I said."
He leaned in even closer. His tongue jutted out quickly, and he made the faintest of contact with my collarbone. He moved back, while he concentrated on the taste that was now on his tongue."I can't say I like the taste of it alone. But against your skin, it's quite...sweet and floral tasting."
He leaned and began licking the length of my collarbone, dragging his tongue back and forth repeatedly. "Mmmm, your skin actually makes it taste delicious..."
I quickly raised his shirt. "Wait, Bella. We are already treading on thn ice, your shirt's already off."
"But my bra is in place and I won't let it move one inch, Edward. I"m just saying, it's a little unfair if I'm standing here without a top while you are fully clothed. It's quite...ungentlemanly of you actually, Edward."
He smiled, and let me pull the shirt off. "Now what, Bella?"
"Well, since honey seems to taste okay for you when you taste it on my skin, maybe we can do a combined honey and peanut butter swirl together."
He looked at me suspiciously as I squirted more honey on my collarbone. "See, I'm not letting it fall down onto anywhere off limits," I said with a wink.
I then dipped my finger back into the peanut butter and proceeded to dab both Edward's nipples with the creamy goodness.
"Bella!"
I looked at him innocently. "What? My nipples may be off limits, but yours aren't." I still had some left over pb on my finger, so I quickly drew a happy face on his six pack. He started laughing.
"Okay, so you suck as much honey off as you can, I'll suck off as much pb as I can, and then we meet back at our mouths at the end...ready, set, go!"
Edward dove into my collarbone with much enthusiasm, licking every last drop of honey on my collarbone. I pushed him back and he licked his lips compulsively. "You make it taste so good Bella..." I shhhed him with a finger. "Don't talk, reserve the honey in your mouth."
I quickly dipped down and began sucking back and forth between his nipples. Sure, the peanut butter was off in no time flat, but I liked hearing him breath hard and pull my head closer into him, so I stayed down there longer than I needed to. When I finally came back up for air, his mouth was on me. His tongue flicked out towards mine, our two flavors mixing and mingling together as much as our tongues were. He let out a gutteral groan deep down inside of his throat as I pushed away.
"No, get back here, " he said with a sexy smile.
"Did you like the peanut butter?"
He chuckled. "Against your tongue it tasted heavenly. Get back here now..."
I pushed him away again and quickly redabbed his nipples with peanut butter while squirting more honey on me. "Let's refuel-I'm smacking two birds with one stone this way-I get Edward and mealtime at once!"
I looked down at the smiley face I made on his abs. "I think Mr. Smiley wants some attention first though. I licked off the eyes, and Edward's muscles tightened. I smiled upwards toward him as innocently as possible-and then flicked off the pb nose with my tongue next. While keeping my tongue out and my eyes fixed on him, I started lapping up the smiley grin that started just a couple inches north of his hipbone...
"What the hell is going on in here," Rose yelled out. Edward turned around reflexively, only to face all of his siblings with peanut butter on his nipples and faint remnants of a smiley face on his bare stomach.
Emmett just shook his head. "It's always the quiet ones..."
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