Chapter Twenty-Nine: Earth Life for the new heroes!
"Ta-DA~!" Bulma smiled showing the twelve heroes the large empty plot of land next to a forest.
"...whoa and empty plot of land, I'm in awe" Bansuri said sarcastically.
"Uh grandma I don't think this is what Colton meant" Zato sweat-dropped.
"You underestimate my big beautiful brain" Bulma chuckled holding up a capsule.
"A pill?" Rizza said squinting her eyes.
"Here you go kiddies!" Bulma clicking the capsule and threw it at the large plot of land and then in a large explosion of smoke a large dome the size of Bulma home emerged with the C.C. logo in the front.
"Damn!" Nitro said tilting his head up to look at the large building.
"...how did she?" Rizza asked.
"What matter of witchcraft is this?!" Kel hissed.
"Science!" Bulma smirked handing key's to each of the twelve "Say hello to the Z-Fighter new base of operations!" Bulma said opening the door and stepping in.
"Wow" Colton said looking around at the inside of the entry way which was a large siting room with a large big screen entertainment system, the latest game consoles with the best games money could buy, a pool table and a foosball table.
A loud thump was heard as the others turned to see Kel antlers had hit the top of the doorway.
"Hmm I may need to make a doorway entry for him" Bulma said thinking.
"I hate this planets doorways" Kel said getting down on all four to crawl into the room.
"This is what I call the relaxation room only the best that teenagers needs to relax after a hard day work in protecting the earth and school" Bulma said.
"Nice" Kosho smirked following Bulma with the others into a large kitchen.
"Ohhhhh" Colton awed running over to spread out collection of knives and cooking tools.
"Look at the size of this fridge!" Zato said opening the doors to see it lead into a massive walk in freezers "DAMN!"
"Of course with Saiyans you need to keep the fridge packed with large portions of foods" Bulma chuckled.
"Thank you for the vegan section" Rizza smiled peeking in.
"An indoor pool?" Curknox said opening a screen door into a large garden area with a large pool with a greenhouse dome covering the section of the building.
"I like the serenity here" Kel said sniffing the air.
"I figured you like this place your room over there" Bulma pointing to some trees.
"That not a room" Mia sweat dropped.
"Those tree are fake" Bulma said as they approached to see it was a privacy wall and behind it was a large bed "the bed may be small."
Kell then approached and clicked a button turning the bed into a capsule before handing it to Bulma, "now it's perfect."
"He loves it" Rizza smiled.
"Okay Kel while you get comfy I'll continue the tour" Bulma said.
"Go away" Kel shoo before he lay down on the bed of moss with a smile.
"Okay let's take the elevator" Bulma said as they all stepped into the large glass elevator and took it to the second floor where it opened up to a massive Gravity Floor.
"WHOA!" Kosho said.
"Say hello to the latest in Gravity Room the Gravity Training Floor, with all your exercise equipment, a programs for different training scenarios and nearly Saiyan proof!"
"Nearly?" Zato asked.
"I haven't made one that can handle God Forms" Bulma said.
"Ah" Kosho spoke as they moved to the third floor.
"Here you go ladies the bathroom" Bulma said showing them a massive bathhouse with large tubs to fit all the heroes and separate sections for the boys and girls.
"Nice" Pan smiled.
"Now to the ladies living quarters" Bulma said taking them to the fourth floor leading to a large hall and with four different doors.
"I hope you made a lab in that room" Melody said.
"I'll get there" Bulma said as they move to the fifth floor where they found a large mechanic lab with Bansuri and Melody ship held up by gravity plates keeping it floating.
"Hmmm" Melody said stepping in and looking at all the tolls laid out on a work bench "you still use these primitive tools?"
"Bitch. Why I ought to!" Bulma growled.
"She means thank you grandma!" Zato said pulling Bulma back into the elevator and to the sixth floor where they found a large white room with some mats lay out.
"I call this the quite room for those like Piccolo who need meditation" Bulma said clicking on a remote and the white room began to change into different setting from a water fall in the jungle to a quite canyon with sound effects.
"I will be using this room" Curknox said.
"Get in line merc" Bansuri said as they moved to the seventh floor.
"Here you go boys your rooms" Bulma said opening the door to a large hall with seven doors.
"Oh! I want this one!" Zam said taking the first door.
"Anyway here the last floor" Bulma said showing them the eight floor which looked like a hospital, "knowing all you there gonna be injuries."
"Are those Senzu Beans?" Zato asked seeing some growing in a green box.
"Korin gave me seeds so we can grow these for you guys" Bulma said.
"This is amazing Bulma you out did yourself" Mia said.
"I am glad someone appreciates it, now I'm gonna slap that blue girl some manners!" Bulma growled.
"Come on grandma she means well" Zato said as they rode the elevator back down to the first floor.
"Now your parents expect you guys to still go to school so they may call in to make sure you do" Bulma said.
"We will don't worry" Pan smiled.
"This is so cool! I can't wait to break this kitchen in!" Colton smiled.
"Well now you can! House warming party!" Bulla said entering through the front door.
"Wow I wanna live here!" Marron pouted.
"This is seriously cool" Molly smiled.
"Remember your parents are trusting you and I got camera on this floor the gravity floor and the halls! So no funny business" Bulma said eyeing Bulla.
"Mother! Would I ever do something scandalous like that?" Bulla pouted.
"Yes you would" Bulma said heading out the door.
"Hmph rude!" Bulla pouted.
"Wow this is nice Pan" Collin smiled.
"Thanks I'll give you the grand tour!" Pan said taking Collin hand and leading him to the gardens.
"Oh they be such a cute couple" Bulla smiled.
"Collin and Pan?" Colton asked.
"Yeah! I can see their chemistry" Bulla said.
"You sure it's not your diva clouding your brain" Zato smirked as Bulla glared at him.
"NO! He likes her it's so obvious" Bulla said.
"Well duh" Bansuri said taking a seat "the kid blushed when she took his hand."
"I know that look, stay out of it Bulla just let them be" Zato said plopping down on a couch.
"Come on, you're the god of love you should help Pan" Bulla said.
"Uh no, I am the god of mating and Saiyan mating is waaaaaay off from human courting" Zato said.
"Daddy lied!" Bulla growled.
"Of course he did, like he want his little princess going after someone like Goten" Zato chuckled.
"EW! Goten? Blah!" Bulla said.
"Humans have a different kind of mating ritual?" Mia asked tilting her head.
"Oh girl you have no idea" Bulla said.
"Please don't interfere in my relationship Bulla" Zato said pinching the bridge of his nose.
"What is it am I missing out on?" Mia asked with a look of suspicion.
"Well girl on earth the men take us beautiful ladies out on dates and there are levels in the relationship first comes dating then if your compatible comes the Boyfriend Girlfriend status then you stay like this for about a month or a few then comes the final phase he will buy you a beautiful engagement ring and you two wed!" Bulla said dreamily.
"And then?" Mia asked.
"Well then you do what married couples do have kids pretty much what my parent do" Bulla shrugged.
"Really? And here I thought humans had an interesting courting system" Mia sighed.
"What?! What exactly do Saiyans do?" Bulla asked.
"Trust me Bulla, you do not want to know the details" Zato said.
"But Bulla has a point" Marron said.
"About Pan and Collin?" Rizza asked "they seem like a compatible couple."
"The problem is Collin so damn shy to make a move and Pan to proud to make the first move" Bulla said.
"I will never understand the need for companionship on this planet" Bansuri said.
"That's cause you're a Namek you got no gender to you" Bulla said.
"I see so what are you purposing?" Rizza asked.
"A little 'divine' intervention if you catch my drift" Bulla said pointing at Zato.
"I am not gonna mess with others love life when I know it does not need my help" Zato said.
"Boo your no fun" Bulla said.
"Didn't Pan parents do the flying lessons too? Isn't that what made Videl fall for Gohan?" Colton said peeking his head out of the kitchen.
"OMG it was! If Pan anything like her parents, flying lessons would make her fall for her student! Just like one of mom romance novels!" Bulla said.
"You mean that smut on pages?" Zato chuckled.
"It is not!" Bulla said.
"Yeah I'm out of here" Bansuri said.
"Not like that you don't!" Bulla said.
"Excuse me? The hell is wrong with my uniform?" Bansuri said.
"First off cop the uniform does not help with how scary you look! You scare the hell out of people if you set foot in the city!" Bulla said.
"PFFFT" Curknox spat trying hard not to laugh as Bansuri glared.
"Same goes for you too jolly red giant! You and Kel are just as scary looking!" Bulla said.
"I'm scary?" Kel said entering the room.
"No Kel! The earthlings are just pansies" Rizza reassured.
"You all need lessons in blending in on this planet!" Bulla said.
"Oh! I know where this is going!" Pan said walking in with Collin.
"SHOPPING!" Pan, Marron, Bulla and Molly all yelled.
"I sense dread in our futures" Kel sweat-dropped.
Later in Satan City on lookers stared into the clothing store while inside Zato and the other earth men watch Bulla and the girls work on the new comers.
"HEY! HANDS OFF!" Bansuri yelled from his dressing room.
"Oh be quite you big baby!" Bulla said.
"I almost feel sorry for them" Kosho chuckled.
"...uh girls I do not know about this" Rizza said nervously from her dressing room.
"You come out here" Pan said as Rizza stepped out in a yellow sun dress.
"Cute!" Molly said.
"I don't feel comfortable in these clothing" Rizza blushed.
"You don't?!" Bansuri growled stepping out dressed like a skater wearing a logo long-sleeved shirt and a beanie over his head "what is with these loose clothes!"
"It's called fashion grumps! Besides you look less scary if you smiled" Bulla said.
"Don't make me destroy you" Bansuri growled.
"Uh guys none of these shirts fit over Curknox big head!" Marron said from inside Curknox dressing room.
"Well his race dose have large heads" Bulla said thinking.
"Well excuse me for not having small brains like other races" Curknox said as they heard a slap "OW!"
"Give me a button up!" Marron said.
"This is a waste of time" Melody sighed stepping out in pants and wearing a purple blouse and bandana on her head.
"Come on you look good" Pan said seeing Kel looking at shorts.
"He's gonna be tricky" Zato said.
"Kel hates shirts, it was hard enough time to get him to wear shorts" Rizza said.
"Whoa dude! Where you get the antler hat?" a man asked Kel.
"Hat?" Kel said tilting his head, "they're attached to my body."
"Okay Kel come here!" Kosho said leading Kel outside the store.
"Okay girls what do you think?" Marron asked stepping out of Curknox dressing room as he stepped out in a black button up shirt and blue jeans.
"Hmm not bad, wish there was a hat big enough for his head" Pan said.
"Maybe we can convince others he has a head deformity?" Bulla said.
"And a skin condition?" Molly said.
"I will kill if someone laughs" Curknox growled crossing his arms.
"Well you do not look that bad" Rizza said fixing Curknox collar and looked up to his eyes, "huh, I didn't know your eyes were pink."
"PINK?!" Bulla said as she and the other girls ran over.
"My god they are! That so cute!" Pan said.
"Are those real?" Molly asked.
"Of course they're my real eye color you twits" Curknox growled.
"Okay let's go" Zato said heading outside.
"Hey Zato?" Mia spoke.
"Yeah?" Zato said looking over to her as Bulla went to pay for the new clothes.
"How come you never take me out of 'dates' like other girls?" Mia asked as Zato eyes widen.
'Oh god why?! Damn you Bulla! You just had to open you big mouth! I am so getting her back for this!' Zato thought "well Mia I didn't think you be interested in that kind of stuff, earth dates don't involve fighting or other Saiyan stuff and the romance movies bore even my mom to death."
"No fighting at all?! Bulla made it sound like a big deal! Pfft no fighting. What kind of relationship is that?!" Mia chuckled.
"I know right?" Zato chuckled.
"Oh they are so perfect for each other" Pan smiled.
"What about you huh?" Bulla smirked elbowing Pan.
"Huh? Me? Oh no I've given up on dates after what happened a few years ago. Dude walked out on what could have been the PERFECT date after I beat up some crooks!" Pan said.
"You mean what happened when your grandpa got turned into a kid?! Girl! You should at least try again!" Bulla said.
"I will, with the right guy and at the right time and place!" Pan said.
"I will never understand Saiyans" Melody said looking around the shopping area.
"Where is the fun in this?" Bansuri sighed.
"I fail to see it" Curknox said.
"People are staring" Kel said getting a lot of stares.
"Well people never seen a humanoid deer before" Pan said.
"And they think Curknox sunburned" Nitro chuckled.
"I can't get sunburned, I'm cold blooded" Curknox said.
"Yeah we know your evil" Bulla said.
"He meant he's literally cold blood, his race is like snakes" Melody said.
"Really?" Bulla said.
"I can sense body signitures and use cameo" Curknox said walking ahead.
"I still think he's gonna kill us in our sleep" Bulla whispered.
"He's not so bad, I kind of think he's sweet" Rizza smiled.
"Sweet? Girl the guy a mercenary!" Bulla said.
"You do realize that his race hearing is almost as good as Namekians right" Melody said.
"It is?! Oh god he's gonna kill me first for sure!" Bulla said.
"Please I wouldn't waste my time on a spoiled airhead princess" Curknox said.
"Excuse me?!" Bulla yelled.
"Why you fart?" Curknox smirked as the others tried to contain their laughter's as Bulla went red with anger and began to take off her earrings.
"That's it! I'll kill him!" Bulla yelled.
"Calm down it's not worth it" Zato said grabbing her shoulder.
"He can forget me buying him lunch!" Bulla growled.
"I don't want your hand outs princess airhead" Curknox said.
"OH HE'S ASKING FOR IT!" Bulla growled.
"I am getting hungry" Kel said looking around and spotted a potted plant.
"Don't even think about it" Pan said taking him but the arm.
"Just a nibble?" Kel asked.
Later!
At the food court the ground took several tables and while the Saiyans occupied a table covered in a mountain of plates those with normal appetites ate slowly.
"How disgusting" Bansuri said drinking his water.
"Come on Bansuri don't be such a grumps" Zam said turning his fries into gummy worms.
"You know if you ate nothing but junk food you'll put yourself into a diabetic coma" Nitro said.
"That's a myth!" Zam smiled scarfing down his candy.
"I am confused" Kel said starring at his salad while holding a fork, "why do I need this mini pitchfork?"
"If your gonna live here you at least need to have table manners unlike them" Bulla said pointing at Zato, Kosho and Mia.
"No thanks" Kel said throwing the form and began to graze his salad bowl.
"Why do I bother?!" Bulla groaned.
"Hey uh Pan?" Collin asked.
"Mmm hmm?" Pan said looking up from her noodle bowl.
"Do you mind if I come over to the base tomorrow for flying lessons?" Collin asked.
"Yeah sure! Sure is a shorter trip than Mt. Pouz!" Pan smiled.
"What is this?!" Curknox said holding up a cookie "It's the most delicious thing I ever had! Can I please have more?"
"D'waaaa! So cute!" Bulla said.
"S-shut up! I am not cute!" Curknox blushed.
"Ahhhh! Your blushing! Sure sweetie you can have more!" Bulla smirked.
"I hate you!" Curknox growled.
"I take it you never had sweets before?" Zam asked.
"Nope a mercenary diet consist of grains, proteins and lots and lots of fiber" Curknox said.
"Ew" Bulla said.
"We are an usual group" Colton said.
"You just figured that out?" Melody said.
"Let's see where tomorrow takes us" Zato smiled.
A.N. Flying lessons, how will Colton do with Pan as his teacher? Wait and see!
