King Boo's Underwear
Luigi slowly made his way up to the haunted mansion. His hand trembled as he rang the door bell. He had left his hat there a few days ago, and really wanted it back. The doorbell rang, and King Boo answered it. In his underpants.
"What?! Waddea want? I had a long night at the ghost house and..."
"Uh. I just want my hat back." Luigi was pretty sure King Boo was drunk.
"Is that so? Why?"
"Lemmie think for a moment..."
"No! I wont let you think, cause you DONT think!"
"Ummm okay... nice underpants..."
King Boo took one look at the bottem half of his body and the flipped out and tried to kill Luigi with a hammer.
