Chapter 29
"Previously… Allen somehow used Falcon Punch, Cyrus died, the world was saved, the head of the Pikachu Fan Club was blown up and the colour blind Flint turned up and got pissed off at Emma." The author said as a voiceover as there was a flashback to all the events.
"Stop pointing out that I'm colour blind!" Flint shouted.
"Why did you do that? It's only been two minutes since you left." Allen asked.
"Not necessarily for the readers though. I post the chapters every other day." The author explained.
"So, this chapter won't be up for another couple of weeks?" Allen asked.
"Exactly."
"Can we move on?" Emma asked.
"Yes, I need you two to go and give the Gym Leader, Volkner, the battle of his life to inspire him to battle again." Flint explained.
"Sorry, what? I wasn't listening." Allen looked up from his shoes.
"Go to the lighthouse to challenge Volkner, he'll go to the Gym and if you give him a good enough battle he'll be inspired to battle more challengers." Flint explained to Allen.
"Um, ok." Allen then walked off with Emma and Rapidash leaving Flint alone in the middle of the street.
The two went to have their Pokemon healed. Allen avoided having a gun pointed at him by possessing the nurse using his Walk Through Walls Cheat. They then walked onto the raised roads that were made of Solar Panels.
"This has to be the most environmentally friendly Pokemon Video Game yet. Wind farm and Solar power, must be a record for Nintendo." Emma looked at the floor as they walked towards the lighthouse. Inside the lighthouse they found the blonde haired Gym Leader looking out to sea.
"Hmm." The Gym Leader sighed. "Was it worth it? Was it worth helping Cynthia become champion for this job? This has been so boring! Everyone's weak and pathetic! After what I've done I can't go back to my old life."
"Um, Volkner…" Emma interrupted. Volkner continued looked out to sea.
"Unless you bring alcohol or a way for me to commit suicide go away." Volkner didn't look at the two.
"We came to battle the Gym but we can help you kill yourself. In a way, we killed all the other Gym Leaders." Emma offered.
"Yes! She's joined my side!" Allen punched the air in celebration only to get elbowed in the stomach.
"There will be no battle. Take your badges and leave." Volkner threw two badges in the direction of Emma and Allen.
"But…" Emma began.
"I'm not deserving of this world." Volkner opened the window and climbed onto the ledge.
"Volkner! No!" Emma cried out as Volkner stood up straight with his arms forming the shape of a cross. He leaned forward and fell. Emma looked away. Allen went over to the window and looked down to see Volkner's body lying crippled on a jagged rock with a Wingull circling.
"You all saw it! I had absolutely no part in his death." Allen raised his hands.
"It was neither of our faults that he committed suicide. So that's it, we've qualified for the Pokemon League and all the Gym Leaders are dead." Emma picked her badge off the floor and so did Allen.
Not long later Allen and Emma knew they were coming to the end of the game's main storyline and most likely their time together. The discussion then led to how good they thought the game had been and Allen mentioned that it would never match up to his favourite game of all time, Pokemon Gold. The discussion then led to talking about the recently announced remake of it. Emma was sure that it was not going to be particularly good. Allen on the other hand was absolutely certain it would be amazing.
"Come on! We all knew it was going to happen and this game was a big giveaway. It's the biggest giveaway since Doctor Who practically revealed The Master was coming back by saying he will knock four times. Just think about it! The only broadcasting networks in the series are Jubilife's TV station and the Radio Towers in the Second Generation games, the only lighthouses are in Sinnoh and Jhoto, Dialga is the Temporal Pokemon and the only other time related Pokemon is the second generation Celebi, there's reference to Professor Elm, the next movie feature's the Jhoto starters and… Over here!" Allen then ran ahead to the beach to find a woman stood looking around. "Jhoto's very own Jasmine! Here! In the flesh. It was so obvious."
"So, you know who I am then." Jasmine looked at the exited green haired boy in front of her.
"Yes!" Allen looked at her as though meeting one of his heroes.
"Well, since you're such a big fan you can have this." Jasmine handed Allen a disc containing the HM Waterfall.
"Wow…" Allen stood looking at the disc in his hand.
"Well, I'll see you around." Jasmine waved and walked off.
"I didn't know you were a fan boy." Emma looked at Allen who was watching Jasmine walk off.
"Everyone's got to be a fan of somebody." Allen placed the disc in his bag having now calmed down.
Allen taught his Gastrodon Waterfall by sticking the disc in its rear and Allen, Emma and Rapidash rode on its back towards the Victory Road and the Pokemon League.
"This is not only uncomfortable but if your Rapidash decides it needs the toilet I'm going to be scarred for life." Emma complained. She was curled up underneath Rapidash on Gastrodon's back. Allen however was sat on Gastrodon's head.
"Despite the fact that Rapidash slobber is disgusting I'm not swapping with you." Allen shielded his face as Rapidash licked him again.
"Can I at least sit on Rapidash's back?" Emma asked.
"You can try but if you fall in the water we're not turning around and coming back for you." Allen continued guarding himself from Rapidash's tongue. He then heard a splash and a scream. "I warned you."
