To start off, there was a comment about why Draven doesn't get action… He has a gf, Sona, and he doesn't even need to beg his grill to get some since his grill falls head over heal for him. Yasuo has to beg Riven for sex normally, but Draven be so much of a fucking boss this free week that he doesn't need to beg his support for the heals (blowjobs). Monsters Within has been pretty good (I might post this monday, since i'm gotten a lot done for the next chapter), slow start like any story but i'm enjoying it since it's one of my new years resolutions. Probs today gonna read the whole series of this story just cuz I can. Next chapter I will name old school, since I will have the inspiration behind all the chapters to write some stupidly funny chapter. I did reread the first chapter, and it's missing some umf to it.

Chapter 29: Meet the Narrator

Today Draven sits on hi- (sfx sneezing). Draven had caught a- (sfx coughing). Dra- (sfx bottle shattering from being hit by a flying axe). The narrator sighs, "Draven, can I please explain the introduction to your chapter?" Draven coughing with a wheeze in it that made it sound awful, speaks after he catches himself. "Narrator… Dude… Why do I even need you?" The narrator takes a seat on the couch Draven is on crossing a leg on top of one, "Your writer hired me. More importantly Draven, do you know who I am?". Draven starts to guess "Waldo?" "No" "The Juggernaut?" "No, i'm far to weak to be him" "Batman?" "I was in the movies, but no" "So wait, who are you then?" "Morgan Freeman" Draven jumps off the seat, "Wait you're Morgan Freeman, sexy voice, totally cool" "I suppose I am" Draven ogles over this, getting off the couch and starts to hail him, "I'm sorry for not remembering your amazingness Morgan Freeman! Forgive me Senpai!" Darius runs in the room with an apron on saying 'Fuck cooking' "Wait Morgan Freeman is the narrator of our story" "You've never noticed" Morgan ask back. Now Darius hails, "What can we do to earn your forgiveness, Senpai" Morgan Freeman stands up and uses hand gestures to stand "How about you let me do some interviews, taking over todays chapter?" Draven and Darius look to each other, they nod their heads looking back to their idol "Go ahead". Morgan says "Thank you both" and leaves to do his interviews.

"Today, I, Morgan Freeman, am going to interview some of the new and old cast of our very own, High School of Draven. Since Draven is sick today, I shall be doing the interviewing" Nasus, Karma, Lucian, Rek'Sai, and some random hoodies sit around just chilling out doing nothing but smoking and drinking a bit. Nasus is the first to shout, "Guys! Guys! That's Morgan Freeman!" Of course Lucian and Rek'Sai (who shall be black according to 8thousandfist lore) race to get to Morgan the fastest, of course Lucian winning with the motivation of meeting Morgan. All of them asked many questions. Nasus butts in, "Mr. Freeman, would you like some of our finest wine?" Morgan pulls out a wine glass from nowhere. Everyone freaks out like if Supa Hot Fire made a new rap, "He's a magician, like that movie even though he wasn't a magician" Nasus pours the wine into his glass. Morgan consumes this wine with an eager, gentleman type fortissimo putting up a delicious hand sign with the one does not simply… meme hand sign. The hood started freaking out, Morgan speaks now, "For our cast, I have question for all you fine gentleman and fine women" Karma gets all nice for once, "Oh Mr. Freeman, stop it you don't need to tell me how beautiful of a woman I am" Rek'Sai gets in Karma's face, "He wasn't talking to yo ugly ass bitch, he was talkin to my fine ass" Karma jumps on Rek'Sai and they begin to fight it out. "Two questions" Morgan says now. "First, Lucian, how do you stay so fit for the story?" Lucian does the, oh stop it, to Morgan. "Well Mr. Freeman, I lift every day, like I mean every day. I do my daily calisthenics, and I do my waifu every day" Fiora screams out "What did you say about me…" Fiora drops her alcohol "Morgan Freeman!" she runs over jumping in his arms since Morgan Freeman knows when to catch bitches. Fiora takes his wine and drinks it all, "I'm french" she says "I know, Fiora" Fiora in the most girl voice, "He knows me" she says (Idk why Rek'Sai and Karma don't notice this) as Morgan puts her down. "Nasus, before I leave, why are you so cool?" Nasus runs over to his gang, "He called me cool! He called me cool!" he starts crying into his buddies shoulders as they pat his back. Morgan tips his hat, "I will see you guys, another time" as he turns to walk away like a boss. "You did me once, and it sucked" Fiora says to Lucian who starts to insta-ball on the ground.

Move like jagger plays, Manhri and Ahri get in position to dance. They start to dance, but of course Ahri and Manhri start to be as sexy as possible. Manhri pops the buttons on his shirt, spins and catches a hat before going back to Ahri and spinning her around before doing a fast tango. Ahri now throws off her shirt, Manhri claps and points at her, "Good now, act sexy" he does with Jazz hands. Ahri puts a rose in her mouth before walking around her brother with a sexy walk and moving her hand from her thigh to her upper chest slowly. "Now act like a cat, your a pussy cat" Ahri does a claw motion while purring, Manhri claps before doing a chest type thrust rotating from each side with his arms out. He grabs her before dancing and they both jump in the air with perfect synergy. They spin before Manhri leans into with one arm up with Ahri who leans back into this breathing heavily. "Onii-Chan…" Cupping his cheek, Ahri leans in to kiss romantically with Manhri. Manhri drops Ahri, "Learn to kiss first- Morgan Freeman, what a surprise…" Manhri spins into a kneeling position, catching two glasses of champagne. Morgan applauses, "You are much better at it than me" Manhri does the oh stop thing. "Oh please Morgan" as he hands the champagne into Morgan's hand, "I live for the applause applause applause, I live for the applause applause, live for the applause applause. Live for the way that you scream and scream for me. The applause applause applause" they both sing together. They laugh enjoying the gentleman moment. "You see I had questions for you and your sister" Ahri jumps on her feet, "Let's hear 'em Mr. Freeman". He first ask Ahri, "So Ahri, since you seem so eager to answer, What is your current goal in life?" Ahri answers quickly "Become Hokage of course, but also there is this guy I really like but I don't think he is very interested" Ahri says frowning on the last part. "Ahri, i'm sure you can find a way into your lovers heart" Ahri smiles at this and nods her head. "Now Manhri, Who is your greatest romance and/or love of your life?" Ahri's tails start to sway from side to side, "That's my greatest problem Morgan, I haven't found a woman yet who completes me as the shell of a man who I wish to be without the moon for my sun" Morgan applauds Manhri who bows back for the applause. Ahri frowns again crossing her arms and looks away angrily from Manhri. "Well thank you for the interview you two-" Rek'Sai clears her throat, "My question?" Morgan turns to her and ask, "Did you beat up Karma?" "Yes" "Thank you for-" "Oh I know, she's a total bitch" Morgan walks out the door waving "Sorry, I stayed to long, take care you all" and like that the narrator, Morgan Freeman, leaves.

A 16 year old with very nice wavy brown hair stares at the chapter, "Um… Morgan, good job today. I mean you didn't need to tell me that Ahri loves me, pfft already knew that" Morgan tips his hat, "It was a pleasure, Mr. 8thousandfist" the kid nods his head. The door closes, "I gotta… MOM! Ahri loves me!" "Oh thats sweet- Why aren't the chores done!" the kid runs out the door posting his chapter a bit late.

"She loves me!" -Myself

Lol, bipolar mom for the win. Struggles can be real with her, but your mom is your mom so you gotta love 'em since who else would cook and clean in the house? Hope you enjoyed the short chapter, i'll keep trying to write fun chapters like this more often. Take care everyone.