Joker

You're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree.

StarrkxHalibel (Song/Pairing requested by BLEACHRULES64) (I'm waiting for inspiration on your other request, although it WILL be UH)

"JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Sôsuke Aizen screamed at the room full of Espada. Twelve people sulked out of the room, including Gin and Tôsen.

Tier Halibel flopped down in her wing of Las Noches, reading a magazine. A knock came to her door.
"Come in." She said, flipping a few pages, looking for the cover story, as it was usually the only thing that interested her.
Her wardrobe was a bit different now. She had shed her Espada garments and was wearing sweatpants and a black t-shirt with the number three on it. Her mask was missing as well, she hated that thing being there.

The door opened. Starrk.
"Did Lillinette lock you out of your wing again?" The tres asked.
"No. I was bored."
"Then sleep."
"That's a different outfit than usual." He said, ignoring her suggestion.
"Hn." She said, finishing her magazine and looking at him.
"So, you're bored. What do you want me to do about it?"
"I don't know. Wanna dance?"
"I didn't know you could dance. You're a wallflower at anything Aizen-sama throws for the Espada."
"That's not my fault. Nnoitra's always trying to dance with you, I never get a chance." Wait, what?! He wanted to dance with me, or just not dance? Weird...
"Okay. Let's dance." She said, standing up. He walked over to her radio.
"Hmm. Perfect." He clicked a button and music started playing.

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love

"Now way." Halibel said, before being pulled into Starrk's arms and being spun around.

Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

Starrk winked and sent her out and snapped her back into his arms.
"I guess you're not that bad."

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

"I told you. I was only gonna show my skills with someone like me. Which is only you." He replied as she twirled around.

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

"I also didn't know you liked the Steve Miller Band." She said, snapping back into position about an inch from his face.

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

"You're a little close there, girl." He said, taking a few steps forward and back in kind of a waltz, but more modern.

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree.

The man sang along with these two lines and winked at the end, spinning her again to give her chance to wipe the blush from her features.

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey,
lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

"I guess you like singing along." Halibel said as he sang to more.
"Mmhm." He said, holding her body close to his.
"You're one charming little fuck, you know that right?" She said, spinning as he sang louder to the next few lines.

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

The music came to a stop and Halibel smiled as she sat back down.
"That was fun!" She said.
"Yeah. You danced much better than around Nnoitra."
"He's an ass." She said with a shrug, repositioning her pigtails.
"Ah."
"Well, I guess I'll see you later." She said.
"Bye." He put two fingers under her chin and kissed her lips for a split second.
"How about same time tomorrow?" Halibel choked down her blush and said,
"Sounds good."