The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike

By: Metal Sonic EX

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.


Parody #28

A Parody of Full Metal Jacket

By: The Zero series


(In the opening scene, barbers are shaving the hair off of a bunch of wigs.)

MSX - -watching actual movie- Dude, these guys basically made this a parody. This is gonna be tough.

Zero - Does that mean that we can stop?

MSX - Of course not!

Copy X - You will not laugh. You will not cry. Why? Because I'm coming to town, motherfucker!!

(After some training, the group marches into their room.)

Copy X - This is my rifle! This is my gun!

Everyone Else - This is for fighting! This is for fun!

Michael Jackson - Shimo-na!

Copy X - Is some funny, Private Jackson?! You want to go back and molest the little kiddies?! Well, ya ain't gonna! You're gonna stay right here and jerk off for all I give a shit! Do I make myself clear?!

Michael Jackson - Sure, but stop screaming.

(During training, the group is watching American Gladiators. Then, after more training, the group begins target practice. Every time someone misses, the Duck Hunt dog laughs at them.)

Copy X - I'm gonna kill that fucking dog…

(One night, everyone gangs up on Phantom and begins hitting him with dildos while chanting 'Teabag! Teabag! Teabag!' over and over again. Time passes and Phantom is in the bathroom with a loaded rifle.)

Copy X - You pretty fucked now!

(Phantom shoots Copy X, who promptly turns into his Kaiser Body. Then, Phantom shoots himself.)

Zero - Meh. Saves me the trouble.

(Time passes and the group is in Vietnam.)

Leviathan - Me so horny! Me love you long time!

Zero - No, you should be saying, 'Me no speak English. Me need to back to noodle stand.'

(Just then, Fefnir grabs their camera and drives off. Later, an entire army is ready to move in.)

Zero - I'll get my camera back if I have to spread the American way all over this fucking country!

)Later, the group converses.)

Elpizio - My country keeps me where I belong. In the rear with the queer. Wait…

MSX - -chuckling evilly-

(Later, Harpuia is shooting the gun from the helicopter wildly.)

Harpuia - Run, you Vietnamese bastards! Run home to your beloved Charlie! Ahahaha!!

Zero - Dude, seriously. Calm down.

Harpuia - I'll fucking shoot you, man!

Zero - And stop screaming.

(After walking down the road, Zero stops at a pit filled with dead Vietnamese people.)

Zero - So much MSG…

(Time passes and Zero walks into a temporary base.)

Pantheon - Hey, ya wanna take a good picture? This is my bro.

(The Pantheon removes the blanket and Clyde looks at him.)

Clyde - Do ya mind?! I'm trying to sleep here!

(Later, the tanks begin shooting into the town.)

Zero - Yeah… The town was shit to start off with…

Pantheon - Fuck that! We're spreading the American way!

Zero - So true…

(After the interviews, a man drives up with a hooker.)

Zero - Oh no… No the 'sucky-sucky' girl again…

Pantheon - I like-a the 'sucky-sucky'.

(At the bunch of buildings, Omega looks into the center of the buildings and licks his lips.)

Omega - Mmm… Chicken…

(After he is shot, Ciel looks at him.)

Ciel - Mmm… Human flesh…

(After she is shot, Alouette grabs her gun.)

Alouette - Mmm-mmm! Action! Can't get enough!

(She gives forth a war cry and runs into the center of the buildings shooting wildly. As he uses the radio Phantom stands by a conveniently placed hole.)

Phantom - Not again. -gets shot- Damn… double roles…

(After killing the sniper, the group chants the Mickey Mouse theme. Sora is skipping along with the Keyblade in hand as Zero runs up and beams him in the face.)

Zero - You don't belong here. Outsider. -shoots Sora-

MSX - -gasp- Blasphemy! -smites Zero-


Next time: The Battle Network doesn't parody their first game, but their anime series.