Day Twenty Eight

Me: So, uuuummm......... Hey! Well, it's been quite some time..... ARTV isn't canceled...... so please..... review..... we'll be waiting.... Goodbye.....

Camera Man: We still have 29 minutes and 30 seconds left. It's either you make this into a commercial or...... FINISH THE WHOLE EPISODE!!!! Twenty eight minutes to go.

flamma09: So is this where I come in? Or not? I didn't make the script yet....

Me: (nervously) You're home early...

flamma09: I can't make the script........ (starts to cry)

Me: I said 'You're home early.'....

flamma09: What? You thought I was in school? Well, yeah I was. WAS.... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Feel the sssssssssssss. Feel It. FEEL IT!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Me: Well, I guess we just have to act normal 'cause there's no script.

flamma09: Ssssssssssssssss.

Me: Stop that...

flamma09: But you said to act normal...

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (starts to chant) Boo to normal!!! Boo to normal!!! Boo to normal!!!

flamma09: Are they gonna run us out of town? (gets travel bags) 'Cause I'm prepared to be run out.

Me: What do we do?! What do we do??!! WHAT DO WE DO???????!!!!!!!! (starts to thumbsuck)

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Me: This means it's time for "DELIVERY"!!!!!!!!

Jeremy: PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!

flamma09: Shut up!!!!!!!!!!! (beats Jeremy up)

Me: Our first letter comes from The Zutara Critic, and she says:

"i have a non-taang non-zutara dare. make azula, mai, and ty lee say "in bed" after every sentence. i wish they would do that on avatar. it would make my day."

Okay then. flamma09, report this to the housemates.

flamma09: YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Me: Later......

flamma09: (scowls)

Me: The next letter comes from like omfe. and he slash she says:

"nice "episode" thx for updating it's been awhile... i have a dare for aang... have him be locked in a room, no food or water and only hippie music!"

(sounding not so concerned) How will he survive....

flamma09: (eagerly) Report?

Me: This next letter comes from kalyn 19, and she says:

"wow, the season finale trailer got to the Zutara fans already! Oh, wait, I am one... hehe

This was complete randomness, and cuteness!

"NEVAH!"

And now back to staring at Zutara pics...

thanks for the update."

no need to report.

flamma09: You always ruin the fun. (scowls)

Me: (sticks tongue out) This next letter comes from Twisteddarkness225, and he/she says:

"first off I love Taang. so here's a dare; i noticed that toph seems to like to hit aang (and sokka) alot. so she can hit either of them as much as she wants...BUT she has to kiss aang for each time she hits EITHER of them."

flamma09: (puts fingers near to mouth and wiggles them) Oooooh.... repo--?

Me: The next letter comes from Mistypool -thanks for being consistent!!!!- and she says:

"Just because you love me so much, I will give you another and Aang must be thrown in a WOOD room with the lights off. It has to be a very big room with walls and things to be obstacles. They are not allowed to get out of the room until they find each other in the dark and kiss. For Zutara, you must kiss for five minutes without coming up for air.

Ps. I'm a girl"

flamma09: (puts fingers near mouth and wiggles them again) Ooooh...... re--?

Me: This next letter comes from Browncoat01, and he says:

"Hey, freakin love this series I skipped ahead so I could add a review to a spot you've still got a close eye on. I'm only acouple chapters in. Ty lee is freakin gorgeous, any chance you could throw me in with her. People say if I was a steryotype, it'd be the tenacious Irish-italian city boy. If you can add me I will fly a spaceship over you, bale out in shining armor riding a white horse, and shower you wih diamonds and fluffy kittens. If the horse survives the impact, you can keep him too."

ooookkkaaaay........... (smiles teasingly)

flamma09: Eeeee........... (draws little hearts in the air) r--?

Me: Okay.......... fine...... we'll throw you in with Ty Lee and we could make you go with Ty Lee.

flamma09: I'm in for the kittens!!!

Me: But I want the kittens!!!!

flamma09: I called them first!!

Me: fine, we'll talk about this tomorrow, but right now...... DARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flamma09: REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes to the mic and reads letters) "i have a non-taang non-zutara dare.

Zuko, Katara, Toph and Aang: (sighs in relief)

flamma09: ....make azula, mai, and ty lee say "in bed" after every sentence. i wish they would do that on avatar. it would make my day."

Azula and Mai: What???!!!

Ty Lee: Yey!!! Do we start now?

Azula: Ty Lee!! Are you sure you want to enjoy this dare?! If you do, I'll make you regret it. (lightning forms on her fingertips)

Mai: (shows daggers) We'll make you regret it.

Me: Guys, you're totally going to break a rule. Which is bad and inappropriate...... bad.

Azula and Mai: (hides weapons and scowls)

Ty Lee: Do we start now?

flamma09: I guess so..... (looks at gaia09 for approval) (gaia09 nods) YES!!!!

Ty Lee: In bed, what's for breakfast, in bed?

Katara: Uuuumm...... vegetable soup.

Ty Lee: In bed, YES, in bed!!!!

Katara: No..... not in bed.

Azula: (whispers -in bed-) No! She didn't mean it that way, you fool!

Everybody else: (looks at Azula as if expecting something)

Azula: (whispers -in bed-)

Everybody: (turns happy)

flamma09: Next.... "nice "episode" thx for updating it's been awhile... i have a dare for aang

Aang: (scowls)

flamma09: ... have him be locked in a room, no food or water and only hippie music!

Aang: How do you expect me to live?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Toph: I don't. (eats an apple)

Aang: Do you not care for me?!

Gale: Yes, mommy. Do you not care for Daddy as he wholefully loves and cares for his wife which is, if I may say, you?

Toph: (pats Gale on the head) Of course, I do. Just not right now. (smiles happily) Now go and read one of your good little pocketbooks. Okay?

Gale: (gets a pocketbook from her pocket) Uuuummm..... (looks at Toph reassuringly and sighs) Okay.... (goes away and starts reading a very thick book labeled "First Year: Algebra" sadly)

flamma09: "first off I love Taang."

Toph: (raises fists into the air and kneels down) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flamma09: "so here's a dare; i noticed that toph seems to like to hit aang (and sokka) alot.

Toph: No I don't!!!

Aang: Yes you do!! It really hurts you know... (whimpers while rubbing shoulder) It really hurts.... -whimper- A lot...

Toph: (scoffs)Crybaby...

so she can hit either of them as much as she wants...

Toph: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! So maybe... I do hit them a lot... a whole lot... and I really will... (smiles evilly) Hehehe...

BUT

Toph: There's a but?

Zuko: You are talking about the but but, right? Not the butt but??

Iroh: (hits him at the back of the head) NEPHEW!! You disgrace me!!

Zuko: Why do you always have to say that I'm the one disgracing you?? But you can actually disgrace yourself you know... (starts to whimper)

Toph: Greaaaat... another crybaby...

she has to kiss aang for each time she hits EITHER of them."

Toph: o.O Um... did I hear right?? I have to.... HIM!!! (points at Aang accusingly)

Aang: What's so wrong with me?!

flamma09: This next letter comes from Mistypool!!!

Toph: Not him!!!

Aang: ...her...

Toph: HIM!!!!

Aang: I told you it's her!!

Toph: (not minding Aang) HE ALWAYS SENDS US TAANG DARES!!!

Aang: I told you!! She!!! SHE!!!

Katara: Um... we're kind of..."left out" right now...

Aang and Toph: SHUT UP!!

Zuko: We need some dares too you know...

flamma09: She says...

Aang: I told you she's a she!!

flamma09: Just shut up, will you, so we can get on with the dares!! Those gooood and juuuuuicy daaaares... still dares... (starts to lose everybody's attention) Dares. Fine... I'm getting on with it...:

"Just because you love me so much, I will give you another and Aang must be thrown in a WOOD room with the lights off. It has to be a very big room with walls and things to be obstacles. They are not allowed to get out of the room until they find each other in the dark and kiss.

Toph: Eeew....

Aang: You are right... it is ew... What if you ran into a squirrel or something!!

Toph: I'd rather kiss the squirrel...

Me: But you said that you'd rather kiss Twi-- I mean Aang!!

Toph: I did?

flamma09: Yeah!! It's either Aang or Sokka!!

Toph: But I had to choose!!

flamma09: But now... It's Aang... against a squirrel... Neeaaat...

Me: 'Wonder who wins...

Aang: Certainly not the squirrel...

flamma09: Somebody's determined today...

For Zutara, you must kiss for five minutes without coming up for air.

Katara: So...we can come up for water... and for food??

Me: On the second thought... You can't come up for anything...

Ps. I'm a girl"

Aang: See Toph???!!!! SEEEE???!!!

Toph: I can't see...

Aang: SEEEE?!!!!

Jeremy: Okay... let the dares... begi---!!!!

Me: (pushes Jeremy off the camera) LET THERE BE KITTENS!!!!!

flamma09: And dia----!!!

FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person from Audience 1(PA1): Is she going to say diapers?? Or diamonds??

PA2: Maybe diarrhea...

PA3: Yeeeah.... maybe diarrhea...

PA4: Let there be kittens and diarrhea??

PA5: Maybe it's "Let there be kittens with diarrhea"

Whole Audience: (agrees) YEAH!! LET THERE BE KITTENS WITH DIARRHEA!!

Me: Yeah... so... Day Twenty Eight Part TWO will be coming up soon so stay in your seats!!!

flamma09: It's not diarrhea!! It's---

FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!