Happy now? - John Watson

What were you doing though? - SH

Sentimental things that you don't need to worry about. - John Watson

I'm intrigued. Tell me John. - SH

Birthday, alright? Something for your birthday and I know it's three months away, I was trying to surprise you, so nose out. - John Watson

Oh. - SH

Yeah. What did you need your scarf for anyway? - John Watson

I needed to go to see Lestrade, but I'll go now instead. I'll be back in an hour - SH

Got your collar turned up? - John Watson

Yes... Why? - SH

No reason. - John Watson

Lestrade sends his regards - SH

You can call him Greg, you know. Remember to eat if he has a case for you. - John Watson

I'm not hungry. - SH

Oh dear. Anderson's arrived. - SH

Yes, well, don't go too long without eating. - John Watson

Would you, make lasagne? I probably wouldn't eat it but if it would make you happy I might try some. - SH

Fine. Thank you for indulging me. - John Watson

I don't know why you're so obsessed with me eating though - SH

I'm a doctor. - John Watson

Don't hurt Anderson, too. - John Watson

Yes, but you're not my doctor - SH

I am, I'm the doctor most likely to treat you when you come home with out an arm. - John Watson

How did you get Anderson to walk into the door? - SH

It wasn't really by design, it just happened when he tried to storm out. - John Watson

Damnit - SH

Try and get him to do something else. - John Watson

Lestrade's being boring - SH

I can't tell him to be more entertaining. - John Watson

Yes you can, he listens to you. - SH

I can't make him be something he's not. It's not his fault there aren't any interesting cases. - John Watson

Chapter title was a Star Wars reference, sorry, I couldn't resist! :)