The Department of Hotness arrive at the Gravity Falls-verse. While there our heores discover that Big Gideon AKA Gideon Graves and 'Lil Gideon (who is also a member of the Guild of Super Evil) are trying to summon and control two Eldritch Abominations, with the help of the Necronomicon, Cthulhu (not the same Cthulhu from chapter 24) and Yog Sothoth. Since Yog Sothoth's true form cannot be grasp, he takes the form of 90s Kid as a Gravity Falls toon but with red glowing eyes and the voice of a Goa'uld host. As soon as the two monsters appear, Lil Gideon uses the Necrnomicon to control them. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie God, now renamed "Super Hottie Goddess" for obvious reasons, Scott Pilgrim sucks on a radioactive lemon and transforms into "Scott Pilgrim With Lemon", giving him Super Saiyan hair and a lemon wedge in his Power of Love sword, Axe Cop's pet dinosaur, Wexter, breathes fire on Mabel Pines so that she can transform into "Mabel Pines Fire" and Axe Cop gives Dipper Pines a magic gold (actually a gold mythril alloy) sword. When Dipper uses the sword he transforms into "Dinner Pines Lava Bull". The two Gideons then send out an army of Trashtors to attack our heroes, an epic battle ensues. Mabel Pines Fire uses her fire breath and a bunch of Trashtors while Scott Pilgrim With Lemon and Dipper Pines Lava Bull uses their swords to chop up Trashtors. Dipper Pines Lava Bull can also spit lava and uses it against the evil robot army. Super Hottie Goddess then procedes to fight Cthulhu and Yog Sothoth, Super Hottie Goddess knocks out Cthulhu with one punch, Yog Sothoth then transforms into a dragon and eats Super Hottie Goddess but spits her out because she's too spicy for him. Super Hottie Goddess, Scott Pilgrim With Lemon, Mabel Pines Fire, and Dipper Pines Lava Bull then fights and overpowers Yog Sothoth. In the end Chthulhu and Yog Sothoth are thrown back into the dimension from wench they came from. To be continued...
