Dear FanFiction,
*ahem* Excuse me. Henry Van Statten speaking.
So... what the hell are you thinking, not making me a little tab in the 'Characters' section of the Doctor Who FanFiction archive? *glares*
Everyone else has one! I mean, even the Daleks have one. I am the master of the Daleks! Even this thing called 'Bad Wolf' has a tab. Listen, if a cheesy character from Little Red Riding Hood gets a tab, so should I.
-Henry Van Statten (Who deserves a tab)
P.S. Here's a suggestion. Add me in and you can use me for a Doctor Whump story or something. I've been told that's quite popular.
