Ha-ha, this is the Fourth of July chapter which means shit will go BOOM!

So, I finally got Google Chrome back which means I can go on my deviantart and upload this: #/d58r4bi it's the outfit that Lal wore while they were in Sparta! You know, in case I didn't describe it well enough.

I DON'T OWN KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!


"L-Lal, do we really have to watch the chick flicks?" Fon asked when Lal said that the next film was a major chick flick.

Lal turned to glare at Fon. "We're watching the fucking chick flick!" She said in a demonic type of voice before putting the DVD in and going back to her seat.

"You're so bored you're making us watch…The Notebook?" Reborn asked a disgusted look on his face.

"Fuck yes…who has the popcorn?" She asked, looking around the room.

"I do," Colonnello said, sitting down next to her and putting the bucket between the two.

Lal grinned and wrapped the blanket she had around her tighter. "Let the show begin!"

By the end of the movie all of them were crying their eyes out and hugging each other. Elizabeth was between Fon and Reborn as the three cried in unison, and Lal was hiding in Colonnello's chest, crying silently as he cried openly.

"It's just so sad kora!" Colonnello said, hugging Lal tightly. She nodded and the others all let out a sob to show that they agreed.

"Reborn, you put the next movie in!" Lal demanded, too comfy to get up.

Reborn sniffled and got up. "The next movie is The Vow…WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR AUNT HAVE SO MANY FUCKING CHICK FLICKS?" He shouted.

"HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I SEE THE WOMAN THREE TIMES A YEAR!" Lal screamed, throwing popcorn at Reborn. "…We're out of popcorn…" She said.

Fon stood up. "I'll make some popcorn mommy." He said with a smile as he took the extra large bowl from Lal.

"Since when was I mommy," Lal asked.

"Since always," Elizabeth said, curling up into a ball in her chair.

Lal shrugged and turned so that she was facing the screen. "As long as none of you come to me for sex advice I don't give a damn what you call me." She said.

Colonnello looked down at her. "Sex advice kora? That's what you don't want us coming to you for?" He asked.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving any of you sex advice." Lal stated.

"Scared we'll try to use our knowledge on you?" Reborn smirked.

"No, if you guys come to me for sex advice it means I have to sit through all the damn stories and Reborn you know how detailed you can be!" Lal snapped, remembering the last time they had told scary stories. She couldn't sleep for a week after that.

"Umm…you guys realize I'm still here right?" Elizabeth asked awkwardly.

"Oh hey there Lizzy," They said cheerfully, waving to the nine year old.

"Remind me never to come to any of you guys for any kind of advice." Elizabeth said with a blank look on her face.

"What's wrong?" Fon asked, walking into the room with the bowl of popcorn and a tray of drinks.

"They're talking about sex!" Elizabeth exclaimed, pointing to the group.

"Again, alright where are the cigarettes?" Fon asked, holding up his lighter.

"Fon, you dog you…I HAVE THEM!" Reborn cheered waving the pack around.

"If you guys are going to smoke go outside." Elizabeth said.

"Fine, put the movie on pause and go call mom or something…come on boys, might as well get this over with…And no Reborn we cannot go skinny dipping in the pool!" Lal snapped at the spiky haired boy.

Reborn cursed. "Please Lal? I'll just do it anyway while you're asleep." He said.

"I hope the moon reflects beautifully off of your ass then!" Lal said, standing up and taking the pack of cigarettes out of Reborn's hands and putting one in her mouth, looking cool even if it wasn't lit.

"Please, my ass is beautiful even without the moon reflecting off of it!" Reborn scoffed an obnoxious look on his face.

"There are a lot of things wrong with you people." Elizabeth said.

"We know…you tell mom what we're doing and I'll kill you." Lal said before throwing her sister her phone.

"Don't worry, I won't." Elizabeth said, dialing their mother's phone number.


"No, I don't want to talk about this!" Fon shouted, covering his ears with his hands.

"Come on Fon; tell me that you have never thought about it!" Reborn said, dipping his feet in the pool.

"No, I have never thought about doing…that!" Fon told them.

"Really because I have," Lal admitted, taking a long drag of her smoke.

"It seems fun, kora!" Colonnello said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN ORGY WITH YOU PEOPLE!" Fon shouted.

The others smirked. "We never said we wanted to have an orgy Fon."

"Wait, we weren't…I thought we were!" Reborn said, looking at Lal and Colonnello.

"What were you talking about then…?" Fon asked.

"We'll tell you when you're younger…who the fuck is at the door? We don't know anyone here!" Lal exclaimed, putting out her smoke before running up to get the door.


A woman with bright red hair and violet eyes smiled at Lal, "Hello~! My name is Maria and I'm just passing out flyers about the firework show that is going to happen around ten o'clock tomorrow night!" The woman said, handing Lal a flyer.

Lal looked at the flyer and shut the door on the woman's face. "Oi, morons put those out and get back in the theater room." She called out to the boys in the backyard before marching up the stairs to the theater room. She took the phone out of her sister's hands. "Hey," She said to whoever she was on the phone with.

"Why hello Lally," Calder said in a teasing voice.

"Oh hey Caldy," Lal said in the same teasing voice. "How you doin',"

"I'm good baby how you doin?" Calder asked.

"Okay, tell whichever friend you're with to take the booze away from you because you're drunk." Lal ordered a smirk on his face.

"I swear to drunk I'm not god!" Calder yelled.

"Calder, I've seen you drunk enough to know when you're drunk…and you said 'I swear to drunk I'm not god'…you're wasted." Lal said firmly.

"Mom's drunk than I am!" Calder whined in a slur.

"I don't care if Mom's drunk I'm telling you to stop drinking, not Mom!" Lal snapped.

"Natalia is drunk, sweet!" Reborn sniggered; Natalia drunk was funnier than Colonnello attempting to be a good student.

Lal glared at Reborn, 'shut up' she mouthed darkly. "I'm hanging up now…tell the others I say hi." She paused and then hung up. "So, movies," She asked


They woke up the next morning in the theater room spread out in various places of the room.

Lal was up first, as usual, and the others slowly began to wake up at the smell of the food she was making.


"What are we doing today?" Fon asked as Reborn, Colonnello, and Elizabeth played Marko-Polo in the pool.

"There's a firework show tonight, so we're going to that…but I guess that we can stay here until then…I'll make lunch today and you can make dinner." Lal said calmly sipping the tea that Fon had made.

Fon smiled. "That sounds good to me…it's only ten and they're already being loud…" He sighed as they watched the three in the pool.

Lal stood up, "I'm going to go make lunch now so I don't have to deal with their stupidity."


Elizabeth giggled while she watched as Colonnello got out of the pool and pulled out a gun from out of nowhere and tried to shoot Reborn, who was swimming like a fish easily dodging the bullets.

"Reborn you douche, how you dare say such a thing about my Lally, kora!" Colonnello shouted.

Lal stood in the doorway with a tray of food, watching them with a blank look on her face. "Do I even want to know what they're arguing about this time?" She asked Fon.

"Reborn said the reason why you and Colonnello aren't together is because you two have a secret romance you guys are hiding from us." Fon said.

Lal cursed and put the tray of food on the table next to Fon. "Damnit Reborn, I thought I told you to keep our love a secret!"

Colonnello dropped the gun and stared open mouthed at Lal. "H-he was serious?" He cried, looking crushed.

Reborn smirked and popped his head out the pool. "I don't lie when it comes to love!" He climbed out of the pool and put an arm around Lal, kissing her cheek.

Lal pushed him away from her. "I was willing to go along with you, but that just crossed the line right there."

Reborn frowned, "Oh poo, I was so close to making Colonnello have a heart attack!"

"Whatever, just sit down and eat the damn food I took the time to fucking make!" Lal snapped, sitting down and taking a plate of the food.

Elizabeth sat down and watched as Reborn and Colonnello continued to argue.

"They're idiots." Fon said quietly.

Lal and Elizabeth nodded.

"You three go get cleaned up, you can't have chlorine in your hair all day." Lal said as Fon cleaned up the dishes.

"Yes mommy," The three said, standing up with a roll of their eyes.

"Don't call me mommy!" Lal snapped.

"I call first shower!" Elizabeth sang, running past Reborn and Colonnello and into the beach themed bathroom.

"You know, when I grow up I don't want children." Lal said to Fon.

"Why is that?" Fon asked.

"Because you people make me feel like I'm thirty with four children…no offense Fon…you're the good child I never have to scold…you get what I mean, right?" Lal asked.

Fon chuckled. "Yes I understand what you mean…did you know Reborn and Colonnello made copies of your house key?" He asked.

Lal sighed and whipped her hands on a dish rag. "I wouldn't put it past them…"

"You're not going to take them away?" Fon asked.

"I'm going to change the locks on the house when we get home…that'll teach them." Lal said, planning on telling her father her plan later that night.


"Alright boys, you're each in charge of carrying something. Fon, you take the blanket, Reborn you take the food, and Colonnello you are taking the basket with the snacks." Lal said, handing the boys said things.

"Why aren't you and Elizabeth carrying things, kora?" Colonnello asked.

"I'm in charge, what I say goes." Lal said icily.

"Oi, you two stop glaring or we're going to miss the show!" Reborn snapped.

The group of five sat in the wide clearing ignoring all the other people as the firework show went off, they looked up at the explosives in awe until the very end and by then it was midnight and the girls had strangely fallen to sleep.

"You two take the girl's, I can get the things." Fon said.

Reborn and Colonnello grunted as they picked up the Mirch sister's.

"I can't believe Lal fell asleep with explosives in the area, kora! She never sleeps with explosives in the area!" Colonnello said as they walked back to the house.

"She got up fairly early so I'm not surprised she's asleep." Fon said gently.

"Or maybe her training wore her out." Reborn said.

The three boys burst out laughing, like that would ever happen!

"I'm afraid to see what they would do if we changed them into their pajama's…" Fon said as he opened the door to the house.

"Lal would shoot us in the face and make sure we could never walk again." Reborn said.

"That's our Lal!" They said with pride.


I know, it's been what two days since I updated…okay I have an explanation…I was bored…and I had writers block…and I was thinking about other things…Did you know you can seriously burn your feet if you walk outside to take the trash out barefoot…hey, don't judge me I don't like shoes!

My laptop also kept dying on me!

They watched chick flicks and ended up crying their eyes out...yeah, that's legit.

Hmm, Calder and Natalia drunk together...interesting...

I can't think of anything else to say honestly...Oh, I have another headache...