This is for the Humor of it.
The Landmass Between New Orleans and Mobile
"I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YA'LL!"
America flinched as he heard his 20th state scream and then slam the door to her house. Apparently this had all started over what some reporters had said and now both Louisiana and Alabama were trying to get the third component of their trio out of her room.
"Madds! come on! It's not that bad!"
"I WAS FUCKING REDUCED TO A BOARDER FOR YOU FUCKERS!"
America sighed and opened the poor Mississippian's door, shooing off her brothers. walking in her found the poor red-head buried under all of her stuffed animals.
"Baby girl, what happened?"
"I'm apparently not the State of Mississippi but the Landmass between New Orleans and Mobile."
"Well baby girl if it makes you feel better Maddie, Louis gettin' hit this time."
"No, that doesn't make me feel better."
America sighed and then thought of something.
"Maddie, just go take your hockey stick and go beat your brothers."
"Kay."
"Okay, now I've got some Angry call to make and...MADELINE, LOUIS, I WANT YA'LL UP IN YOUR CAPITALS BY TUESDAY!"
"MADDIE, HAVE MERCY!"
"MAMA!"
"BAWHAHAHAHAHAA! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE MOM!"
America blinked and then shrugged.
"Maddie'll be fine. Now I just have to worry about Louis. God, I hate Hurricanes."
So look this up, it's funny and being a native Mississippian myself I can't help but laugh at this and the pure fail of some people. XD thanks for reading and reviewing.
