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A/N: WHOO HOO I FINALY GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED!!!!!!! you know what that means? UPDATES!!! lol. Has everyone seen the new moon trailer? AMAZING lol way better than twilight and the gold tint is a great touch November cant come any sooner. So when I last updated Edward and Bella confessed their love and today alices plan will come through yay lol. Special shout outs to joyce , nessie, tanya, tristn, and maleena. You should check out the cullen quills page they have a good story and check out Twilight Writers Anonymous, they just started an account and tanya and maleena have started a new story, also check out Solar Flare by joyce and tristn. Its all listed on my favorites. oh and a very big shout out to cheryl aka cdh1174 who is my awesome beta. So lets get on with the show.

Chapter 28: Evil Plans

Bpov

The rest of the weekend went by very fast. Rose, Alice, and I went over to Edward's and Emmett's house to have lunch and play video games, which resulted in me kicking major Cullen ass.

"Man, I just got beat by a girl!" Emmett whined when I beat him at Halo.

"Well, at least you didn't get beat by your girlfriend!" Edward told since I beat him in Mario cart.

"Actually, he did." Rosalie said. "I beat him at Grand Theft Auto and Alice beat Jasper in some war game." she admitted proudly. All of the boys hung there heads in shame.

"Just 'cause we're girls does not mean we can't be gamers too. Who's up for Rock Band?" Alice said.

We all agreed. I took singer, Edward took bass. Rosalie took turns playing guitar with Jasper, and Alice and Emmett shared the drums. After playing Rock Band and other games we ordered a pizza. By the time we were done it was already 8pm and the girls and I had plans to make for tomorrow.

"Well boys, we gotta go." Alice said. They all pouted and I almost didn't leave because of it, but Rosalie snapped me out of it. After giving each of our boyfriends a kiss, we said good night.

After we got back to our dorm, we started to go over the plan for tomorrow.

Epov

Spending time with Bella was the best, and now that we both realized we loved each other it was even better, even if she did kick my ass on the Wii.

Bpov

The next day everything was all set up for the plan to get revenge on Tanya. She had already volunteered to go on the trip so she could learn about farm stuff because she supposedly wanted to take that class, but I know it was just to get close to Edward.

Edward said we were going to ride in the Volvo to the farm and I didn't mind. It gave me more time to go over the plan in my head, and I didn't have to worry about concentrating on the road. The plan was to get Tanya to volunteer for the grossest things, or just push her in some manure or a pond…which ever worked better. By the time we arrived at the farm I had everything planned out.

"Something on your mind Bella? You seem a little distracted today" Edward asked

"No, just a little worried about this trip. I'm afraid I might trip in cow crap or something worse." I said, lying right through my teeth. I hated lying to him but it was for the best.

"If you get close to falling I will catch you, no matter what." he said. He was so perfect and it couldn't get any better.

I had already tripped once, on purpose, for two reasons: 1. So Tanya could see Edward catch me, and 2. So I could get mud on her and make it look like an accident.

About an hour later the professor brought us to the cow barn and asked for a volunteer to stick their hand up a cows butt. He said something about feeling its insides or something like that. This was the perfect opportunity!

"Tanya wants to." I said. Edward gave me an odd look.

"Wait. What? No!" she said.

The professor motioned her to come to the cow. She obviously didn't want to do it but he wouldn't have it. He gave her a pair of gloves and she shoved her hand in the cows butt. It was disgusting enough to watch. I was quietly taking pictures with my phone to show Alice and Rosalie

When Tanya took her hand out she let out a loud squeal and spooked the cow and the cow started to poop on her. It was disgusting but hilarious. By then everyone was taking pictures.

"Isabella Swan this is all your fault!" she screamed and ran off. There weren't any showers nearby so she had to drive in her expensive car covered in crap.

That was way better than the original plan. Edward was next to me dying of laughter as was everyone else.

"Did you have anything to do with this?" he asked.

"No the cow taking a dump on her was just a coincidence." I told him. "But that's what she gets for trying to steal my man." I said, and kissed him. We both started to laugh.

"Well that was interesting" the professor said to us. "That wraps up our tour of the farm. I will see you all in class tomorrow. Have a nice day."

When Edward and I left, we stopped by Subway on the way home for lunch and I called Alice and Rosalie since it was time for their lunch break.

"Did the plan work? Alice and Rose asked at the same time.

"Yes I tripped and fell once but Edward caught me and I managed to sling some mud on her designer jeans." I told them.

"That's great! What else happened?" Alice asked.

"Did you push her into a pond?" asked Rosalie.

"Nope even better. All I had to do was volunteer her to stick her hand up a cows butt and then she freaked out after the professor made her do it and when she took her hand out the cow got freaked and took a big shit all over her. I'm sending pictures now." They were laughing as hard as Edward and I were when it happened.

"So you did have something to do with the cow incident?" he said.

"Technically, all I did was get mud on her and volunteer her to stick her hand up a cow's butt. I did not plan on it taking a crap." I told him. He was laughing at the plan after I told him his sister's evil plans.

Epov.

The farm trip was hilarious. Bella only fell once but I caught her before she hit the ground. Tanya wasn't so lucky. A ton of mud flew her way when Bella tripped. Her luck got even worse when Bella volunteered her to stick her hand up a cows butt. Why? I had no clue. I'd have to ask her about it later.

The best part was when the cow pooped all over her. That was probably the funniest thing I had ever seen. Bella said she had no part in it but later she told me Alice's plan to get revenge on Tanya.

"I knew you were up to something when you were distracted in the car but I just let it go. Can't say I'm mad though. It was hilarious." I told her.

When we returned back to the college we went to our classes. Needless to say Tanya didn't show up to any other class that day.

Tpov

I was only going to do something small to get back at her for breaking my new nose. Maybe erasing her hardrive before midterms or something like that, but now I'm going to have to go big. No one messes with Tanya Denali and James said he had the perfect plan.

A/N: sorry I had to leave another cliffy but it was needed lol. So what your opinion on the plan lol the cow poop thing wasn't entirely all my idea nez93 said in a review once that she wanted Tanya to fall in a pig pile of poo and I took that idea and made it funnier lol. Now we know that James and Tanya are plotting but what are they planning? Btw I'm going to try to stay on schedule for my stories. Since I'm out of school for the summer and I'm not doing hardly anything but maybe a Little Mysteries chapter on Friday and a ISTS chapter on Saturday or Sunday. If I get 2 far behind pm and tell me to get my butt in gear lol. Reviews are like seeing the new moon trailer for the first time.