Me: I'm sorry it took me so long to update! But you have to forgive me cause in 4 days it's my birthday! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! Also I haven't gotten any entries for the contest so DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE IT IN A REVIEW OR PM ME OR PUT IT UP AS A STORY AND TELL ME!

Iggy: *listening to Paint*


-Now November 11th-

Me: I AM SO SORRY! SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY! I can't stress how sorry I am I haven't updated! And THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS! I haven't been updating or replying to PMs because of one stupid thing. School. And a few minor details but those don't matter. It's mostly school and stuff.

Iggy: She's been stressing on school way too much.

Me: There's just so much homework! And I'm getting so distracted doing homework lately. I'm in the gifted and talented program for Algebra and there's SO MUCH HOMEWORK! It took me 4 hours to do like 25 problems.

Iggy: I just didn't do it.

Me: Yeah and I had to cover for your butt.

Iggy: *grins*

Me: And on top of homework I'm doing Battle Of The Books so I have to read 20 books before times over. Now on top of THAT I'm doing Forensics with Iggy and my two other friends. We decided to write our own script so we still have to do that and then we have practice together once a week and there's band and UGGGHHH! THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF!

Iggy: She's stressed.

Me: Our idea for the skit we'll do is a fail news show.

Iggy: Since there's no props allowed we'll say something like, "Good evening everyone! As you can see I'll be standing today because someone robbed us last night. I don't know who would want to steal a desk, but someone did!"

Me: Iggy wants to pretend to be the boom operator. I wonder why.

Iggy: No clue.

Me: In the reviews I would be so grateful if you would give ideas for our skit!

Iggy: Yeah. What she said. *goes back to staring at the ceiling*

Me: What are you doing?

Iggy: Planning.

Me: Planning what?

Iggy: How to escape of course.

Me: Really? I thought you would've given up by now.

Iggy: Never.

Me: *stands up* C'mon.

Iggy: Where?

Me: I wanna show you something.

Iggy: Should I be scared or interested?

Me: Both. *grabs Iggy's hand and pulls him outside*

Iggy: Why are we outside?

Me: Sit on the swing.

Iggy: Why?

Me: Don't ask. Just follow my command and SIT ON THE SWING!

Iggy: I'm not gonna die right?

Me: ...No promises.

Iggy: *shrugs* Good enough for me. *sits on the swings*

Me: Now jump off!

Iggy: *jumps*

Wombat named Philip the 16th of Candicorn Valley: *pops out of a rain puddle and grabs Iggy's leg pulling him in through the puddle*

Iggy: *screams* Why am I all wet?!

Me: *throws Iggy a towel* That's an effect of puddle travel. Thanks for the help Philly!

Philip the 16th of Candicorn Valley: IT'S PHILIP!

Me: Yeah, yeah.

Iggy: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Me: Welcome to Welp City. Don't ask. The name is weird.

Iggy: I'M SO CONFUSED!

Me: Let me explain.

Iggy: *grumbles* Please!

Me: So the main way of getting to and from Well City is puddle travel. Its basically a portal. Since its water though a side effect is getting drenched. As you can tell.

Iggy: How come you aren't wet?

Me: I don't puddle travel.

Iggy: How do you get here then?

Me: l come how I want. And its not puddle travel.

Iggy: Well take me with you!

Me: No. You can use puddle travel.

Iggy: Jerk.

Me: *sticks tongue out* I'll let the mayor of Welp City explain the rest.

Ramone the French Cow who speaks Spanish: Si. Welp City est bien. Taco burrito doritos. Adiós Amigas!

Iggy: AMIGA?! I'm a guy!

Ramone: I don't think so. ADIOS!

Me: Iggy! Didn't you listen to Ramone's explanation of Welp City?

Iggy: Burrito taco or whatever!

Me: *gasps* NO! Taco burrito doritos!

Iggy: *gapes* No way... like the taco burrito doritos?

Me: Yes way!

Iggy: *squeals like a giddy school girl* OMG!

Me: Time to break the fourth wall by tossing Mexican food at it!

Iggy: *throws a tacquita* REVIEW DUDES AND DUDETTES!

Me: *throws a taco* PLEAAASSSEEE! I'll make Iggy eat a burrito Max cooks if you review! Remember to PLEEAASSE review ideas for the news show comedy skit! YOU ALL RULE! REBEL ON MY REBELS!

Review!

-Bookie and Iggy-