CHAPTER TWENTY NINE
BATTLES
Isaac looked at Trixie thoughfully for a second. He had to concede that she was right; getting Timmy and Chester back were the most important things as well as stopping the Destructinator.
"You're right Trixie," said Chester's Fairy Godfather and then he turned to A.J., "I'm sorry A.J. for what I said. You're right, we need to do everything we can to get Timmy and Chester back even.." and with that he shot a glare at Norm, "being willing to work with a filthy, nasty, lying, tricky......."
"I GET the point, pudding pop," said Norm, "you don't like me." The genie paused and then added, "Now what's this about Turner and McBracface being missing?"
"Well," said A.J., "I know you were in your lamp when it happened, but what do you know about the Darkness?"
"Nearly everything," replied Norm, "I know what's going on in the world even from inside my lamp."
"Okay," said A.J., "we don't have a lot of time, but to sum it up, Sanderson the Pixie brought the Destructinator back to life, but he couldn't control it, and after absorbing the magic from H.P. and other pixies, it aborbed Sanderson; Now, it's going to try to combine the Anti-Fairy and Fairy power wands so it can tear a hole in the space/time/magic continuum and destroy the universe."
Norm frowned and said,
"You know, Turner can't make just average enemies. He HAS to make enemies with the most powerful creatures in the universe."
"Well," said A.J., "You know Timmy; he always goes to extremes."
"So the Destructinator has captured Chester and Timmy,? asked Norm.
"No," said Wanda, "Foop sent them to the Blue Moon of Vegan, and we don't have enough magic power to retrieve them."
"So," said Norm, "you need to bring them back?"
"Yes," said A.J.,"and if you're willing, hopefully help stop the Destructinator."
"Okay," said Norm, "I can do that, but..." He paused and added, "where's that square anti-baby, Foop?"
"He's under a rock," said Cosmo, "Outside the cave."
"Is he still under that rock," said Norm, "fruit cup?"
"NO!," said a british accented voice. There was Foop floating behind them. He aimed his magic bottle at Norm, and a burst of energy hit the genie. A burst which had no effect on the genie other than, scorching the pocket." Norm looked alarmed and then checked the pocket. He pulled out what looked like a scorched card.
Foop looked stunned at the fact Norm hadn't transformed into a toad. He then looked very frighted when Norm looked very, very angry.
"My vintage Babe Ruth Baseball card," said the very angry genie, "You are SO going to pay for that."
Norm suddenly went into his genie mode, turqoise smoke, red burning eyes, dark outline and becoming fifty feet tall.
"Fear....", said Foop a little nervously and uncertain, "my diaper wrath." With that Foop aimed the bottle at the genie. Norm shot out a burst of energy from his hand which blew the magic bottle to bits. The Baby Anti-Fairy backed away fearfully; realizing too late that his hubris had a price.
Norm collected another ball of magic energy in his hand and shot it at Foop. The Anti-Poof immediatedly grew white and brown hair and becoming very fluffy. He was now a furby.
Looking at his now fluffy form, the anti-baby screamed. Norm poofed up a cage around the furbyfied Foop.
"There now," said Norm,"that should hold you for a while. Lesson no. 1, unless you really, really know what you're doing, NEVER attack an all powerful genie."
He turned to the amazed group of fairies and humans and said,
"Well, let's get to work and get Chester and Timmy back and stop that loony bucket of bolts."
That was when Chester and Timmy suddenly came out of the cave wall and landed on the floor.
"Well," said the genie, "that was anti-climatic."
Both boys got up. Upon seeing her boyfriend Trixie rushed over and helped him up. Isaac did the same for Chester. Trixie also kissed Timmy on the cheek.
"All right, love birds," said Norm, "you can do that later."
Upon seeing Norm, Chester freaked.
"Isaac," said Chester in almost a panic, hiding behind him, "it's Norm, he's come to get us!!!!"
"No, Chester," said A.J. "it's okay, he's actually here to help."
"That's what he said to me last time," said the blond eyeing the genie suspiciously, "it's probably just a trick."
"No, Chester," said Timmy, "it isn't. Trust me, Norm's changed a bit. He's still a jerk, but he's not as big of a jerk."
"Gee," said Norm, "all of you have such endearing things to say to me." The genie paused then continued, "but enough small talk. Now that you two are back, what are we going to do about that demented C3PO?"
"Well," said Timmy, "I have a plan and a friend."
The Destructinator seemed to leer a bit at the now feminized Molly. The former goth girl just glared at the robot and said,
"You're SO going down for that."
"No, I'm not," said the Destructinator, "when I turn your friends and godparents into ice sculptures and send them hurtling towards the sun, you'll be going down." The Destructinator then aimed his weaponized arm at the terrified Dwight and fairies. Suddenly, though, a burst of energy hit the Destructinator causing him to toppled over and collapse. The insane robot shook his head, and looked at the source of the magic. It was a tan man with a goatee and a fez. A genie.
"Foolish genie," said the former head eliminator, "you may be more powerful than fairies, but I possess even more powerful magic than you can dream of."
"That's going to be your downfall," said another voice. The Destructinator looked down and saw an African-American boy holding a lava lamp. Oddly the lamp had a black cord going from it to the spherical container containing the pixie dust.
"Here," said A.J. to robot, "catch." With that the genius of Dimmsdale threw the lamp at the robot. The Destructinator made the mistake of catching it. It began to suck the magic energy out of the robot.
Isaac, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof all charged ahead to stop the metallic pixies from getting to the Anti-Fairy Wand. They came upon the group that the Destructinator sent. All four fairies began firing their magic at the metal Pixies. The metal started coming off.
"NNNNOOO!!!!", said the Destructinator, as the magic drained out of him and into the sphere. The sphere began glowing and then a brilliant burst of light came out. Standing there were Sanderson, H.P. and the other brute Pixies.
The Destructinator turned his attention to the genie and A.J. He said boomingly,
"You may have gotten rid of my magic, but your magic doesn't have that much of effect on me; so nothing STILL can stop me."
"I wouldn't say that," said a nasally voice. There appeared Timmy Turner and Chester McBadbat. Both boys shot energy from their chest and hit the Destructinator square in the heart.
The pixies that had been freed by the fairies looked around baffled and then they looked up to the floating fairies. One of the pixies asked,
"What happened?"
"We just save all of you," said Isaac.
The Destructinator fell to the ground. Some of his chest plate cracked and flew off. However, the Darkness' former right hand man got up. He looked down at the boys and said,
"You've become more powerful, Chosen One, both you and your friend. But no matter how much you damage you cause, you can't EVER completely destroy me. A piece of me always exists and always will survive. Nothing can stop me.
"I wouldn't know about that," said Timmy, "look up."
The Destructinator looked up to the sky and became very alarmed "The Kindness," said the robot, "my former master." It shook it's metallic head and added even as powerful as the Kindness is, it still can't destroy me."
"I have no intention of destroying you," said the Kindness, "I just want to show you the light. What you do with it is up to you. If you wind up being destroyed, it's because you wouldn't accept my graceful offer."
The Kindness, then, began glowing it's bright brilliant rays on the Destructinator. The robot screamed and then managed to pull away from the light."
"&)))***&&^&&&****," said the Destructinator, "this ...,****^^^^^^ does...,not compute....". Then the robot shook it's head and looked up at the Kindness.
"Nice try," he said, "but now it's time for my rays to hit YOU!"
"Okay, Trixie," said Timmy into his walkie-talkie, '"NOW!"
Trixie in front of the statue of Timmy Turner holding the white star wand nodded. She was, also, wearing a suit similiar to Timmy's and Chester's. An energy beam shot out and hit the wand. It began glowing and shot a burst of energy toward the Destructinator.
It hit the Destructinator in his arm, severing the mechanical limb. The robot scream and then shook his head. Pain. He wasn't supposed to feel pain; he was an artificial intelligence. What was going on. He looked down at Chester and Timmy and aimed the only arm hit had at the boys. But the Chosen One, and the blond haired child were too fast for it. Another burst of energy came from the boys chest and knocked the Destructinator down. It took longer for it to get up. The ex-Lead Eliminator said,
"***&&^^^You....,may have....seriously damaged...me, but there's always a....,piece of me left.....Nothing can stop me."
That was when the Kindness shown it's light and compassion to the robot. Unfortunately for the Destructinator, it couldn't accept it.
"Does ........&&^^^^^^not****&&&&&^^^^^^commm...,puutttte....kind...ness....,nice...ness. can't...,..,understand can't....."
Suddenly the Destructinator blew itself to bits. All of Fairy World shook. There was massive exposion of smoke and fire, and the Destructinator was no more.
Trixie came running to Timmy and threw her arms around him.
"Timmy," said the Asian-American, "you did it; you saved the universe again."
"Well," said Timmy, "not just me; I did have a little help."
"What do you mean a little help?," said A.J. jokingly, "without us, you'd be robot stew."
Everyone laughed and they all shared a massive group hug.
Sanderson was put into Abracatraz prison, now. Foop was returned to Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, Norm had changed him back to normal. The two Anti-Fairies decided to give him some serious time out in one of the rooms of Anti-Cosmo's castle. The room that was full of bright, glowing colors and stuffed furry animals.
There was a ceremony honoring the entire group of children and fairies in Fairy World. Even Norm was honored. Jorgen, also, gave the genie an unconditional pardon. He was free to go and come as he pleased and not be harrassed by the Fairy Authorities.
"Well puny humans, fairies and filthy genie," said Jorgen, "you did it. You saved everyone." Jorgen paused. "Of course you all realize that everyone in the magical realm including Turner's enemies now know how powerful all of you are? That may put all of you in danger."
The group nodded, and Timmy said,
"I think we can handle it. I mean I've got the best people in both Fairy World and the world to help." Timmy turned and winked at Norm, and added, "and even the best genie in the world."
"Yeah," said Norm, "you're welcome, but like I said to Baldy, Buck Tooth, call me if you need me, but do me a favor and try not to need me to much." With that the genie was gone.
"Now," said Timmy to turning to Trixie and hugging her, "don't you and I have a party tomorrow to go to?"
