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"Walking sucks." Navi said as she plopped down into a side chair, clumsily pulling one leg up to eye level. "How do you do this every day?"

Zelda bustled around the large room she called a closet, pulling out garments here and there. "I would ask the same thing of you should I be turned into a fairy and forced to fly."

The girl laughed bitterly, earning herself a tunic to the face. "What the hell?" she demanded, earning this time, and undershirt to the face.

"Lesson one," Zelda said Matter-o-factly. "No cussing. Now hush up and put those on."

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Written 3/7/11

~LNMHYLIAN