RANMA COUPLING S2 CH 5
SUSPENSION WITHOUT SUSPENSE
"You sure are a tough piggy" Akari carried fainted p-chan into her house.
"You are really injured" she said
He opened his eyes and examined his surroundings, a cute little girl, probably a few years younger than him was treating his bounds.
He was in some kind of room, full of pigs portraits. "yakk" he thought.
"You broke your leg "she touched it, the pig squealed and jumped back.
"Don´t be afraid!" she tried to catch him.
"Where Am I!... I really have to go to nerima! Ukyou is going to kill me for being so late!" he ran through the room trying to find an exit, his leg was killing him.
"Who want´s a Tea?!" akari´s father entered the room with a teacup and a kettle, Ryouga who had recently found the door and jump, landed on the old man, with such a luck that the kettle fell on top of his head pouring all the hot water over poor pchan, now naked ryouga.
Akari looked the whole scene not believing her eyes.
Ukyou entered the restaurant, inside, konatsu looked at her. "So? you haven´t find him..."
"That jackass got lost, he might be in nagoya, or wherever by now" ukyou looked tired
"Don´t worry Ucchan, I´m sure he will find a phone and call us... " he tried to cheer her up.
"I don´t think he has the phone number..." she sighed
"Oh... well.. he has the address... I´m sure he will find a way to contact you"
She looked at him, it wasn´t a very hopefully look.
"I can´t believe you turn into a pig" Akari said surprised after hearing Ryougas story.
"Well boy, that´s a real blessing, you know, pigs are the best" said Mr. Unryu
Ryouga looked at him confused
"Yeah!" Akari added
"Err... Thanks for the clothes and all... but, I really have to go, I had to meet someone in Nerima" Ryouga said
"You can´t go to Nerima like this, you have your leg broken, and It´s raining !" Akari stopped him "You are not going anywhere.. I´m calling a doctor to see your leg!, It´s for your own good" the girl smiled at him and went to the kitchen.
He blushed, this girl was so kind. "But I can´t, I have to meet Ukyou!"
"Ok let´s do something kid, I lend you the phone, call your friend and tell him what have happened" Mr. Unryu tried to calm him down
"Ukyou... I have to call her, I don´t have my things... Where is my backpack?" he thought "I´ve lost my backpack, now I have to search for the backpack and go" he yelled
"the doctor is coming" akari came back
"Ok, Let´s do this, I´ll go get your backpack with the truck, and you stay here with Akari waiting for the dr." mr. unryu ordered
"Ok. thanks, a lot Mr. Unryu, I´m very thankful" he blushed.
Akari sat next to him "I still have to clean your bruises" she smiled.
Ukyou entered the Nekohatten "NIHAO" she yelled.
"nihao!" shampoo greeted from behind the counter "Hey what´s up with the new look?"
"What?.. this.. oh well I´m studying management, I have to look like a business women" ukyou said, she had her head on a ponytail, her bangs clipped to the right and she was wearing a pair of modern glasses.
Shampoo rolled her eyes " so, where is pigboy? I thought you two were going to be like bunnys all week... "
Ukyou looked down "he never came... he got lost...somewhere"
"That pigboy is so stupid, but don´t worry, he will come back... he always does"
"Yeah... I guess...hey, where are whorewhore and slutslut?" ukyou asked
"I don´t know.. they study in the morning, but now... who knows" shampoo sighed
Kodachi entered the restaurant carrying his daughter "hi girls" she stopped at ukyou "look robin, it´s Clark Kent´s sister, Superexecutive"
Ukyou rolled her eyes, and took the baby "Hi sweety", she and shampoo played with the baby for a while.
"Girls, I have have to ask you a favor" shampoo asked
The two looked at her
"Next Tuesday, can LingLing and LungLung Come?"
"WHAAAT!!!" Ukyou looked at her
"I can´t let them with mousse... yesterday I came back from doing some deliveries and I found those two bitches running in underwear around the house" shampoo remembered and frowned
"heheh you are jealous" kodachi laughed
"It´s not like that you know... they boil the kettle, but at the end, I´m the one that drinks the tea..."
the girls laughed...
"so.. You don´t trust your kettle" kodachi asked
"no, I trust my kettle, I don´t trust the cooks.."
"what?" ukyou asked
"You know.. the cook who puts the kettle to boil"
"I think that the housewife would be more appropriate" kodachi corrected
Ukyou looked at shampoo then at kodachi
"Ok then, I don´t trust the housewife,... she could break... the sealed teacup... with fire... and try to drink the tea..." shampoo finished
Ukyou looked at shampoo... " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!?"
Kodachi giggled
Ryouga woke up, he was in a very comfortable bed, he tried to seat and felt his leg in pain, he remembered everything. "Damn! I couldn´t get to ucchans...", he thought, next to him was a tray with his breakfast... "this people are so kind". In front of the bed was his backpack, he reached for it and searched for ukyou´s address.
He grabbed a pen a wrote quickly "Ukyou, I´m such a jackass I got lost again, but I´ll promise I´ll be arriving in a few days... please wait for me!". he put the letter in the envelope
Akari entered the room "Hello Ryo-chan! are you feeling better?"
"Yes, thanks to you, I was about to send the letter to my friend... and get ready to go" he smiled at her
"Ryo-chan you can´t go with your leg plastered!" she looked at him worried
"But I have to!"
"Look Nerima it´s far from her, you´ll get there in a week walking, more or less.. but with that injured leg of yours..."
He looked at his leg "damn.. I´m getting old...what happened to the unbreakable hibiki" he thought and sighed.
"Let´s do this... I´ll send your letter, you stay in bed here for a week, until the dr take the plaster off, and then I´ll lead you to the bus station, you´ll get to nerima in a couple of hours..." she said and gripped his hand "I don´t want anything wrong to happen to you, ryochan" she mumbled
He blushed and scratched the back of his head "well... I guess, I´ll wait for ukyou´s reply.. and then I´ll leave" he smiled at her
"Great!" Akari went to send the letter.
Next on Ranma 1/2 Coupling
If you interest me I'm scared
If you bore me then I'm comfortable
My attraction paralyzes me
No courage to show my true colors that exist
... Season 2 Chapter 6: MAGIC´S IN THE MAKEUP
by Misshappynewyear
