Hello this is longer than I expected
Quick note: if anyone has a prompt involving Soos pls send it
I love Soos like my own manchild
And also: I'm thinking of doing some similar to these by with the original Mystery Trio. You know, the Stan twins and Fiddledord? Completely disregarding the fact that they probably couldn't text each other in that time period, it'd be interesting to see what their text conversations would be like. So, send in prompts for them too!
Dipper
Bill
Mabel
Stan
Received- 3:34 pm
Hey Pinetree I was wondering
Received- 3:35 pm
What do you want this time
Received- 3:35 pm
I was thinking of making myself a physical body
Received- 3:37 pm
What?
Received- 3:37 pm
Why would you do that?
Received- 3:38 pm
I dunno, I'm bored
Received- 3:39 pm
Come on, it'll be fun!
Received- 3:41 pm
How would you even get a body
Received- 3:42 pm
You're not stealing one, if that's what you're thinking
Received- 3:42 pm
You wound me, Pinetree
Received- 3:43 pm
But no, I won't be stealing one. Give me a couple days and I can gather the energy to create one
Received- 3:43 pm
The only drawback will be that I won't be able to use my powers while 'possessing' the body I create. I will be totally human until I get bored and leave!
Received- 3:44 pm
My, this should be interesting
Received- 10:22 am
say dip whos the hunk running the register
Received- 10:24 am
Don't talk about Bill like that it's weird
Received- 10:25 am
OH MY GOD THATS BILL
Received- 10:25 am
U DIDNT TELL ME HE BECAME HUMAN
Received- 10:27 am
That's because it happened this morning. I was gonna tell you but then Gruncle Stan made me run this tour before you finished getting ready
Received- 10:28 am
holy shit though could he have possibly made a hotter bod
Received- 10:30 am
Mabel no
Received- 10:30 am
Remember: evil dream demon from another dimension
Received- 10:31 am
hes not so evil any more tho
Received- 10:33 am
Still. Bill is off limits
Received- 10:34 am
fine :P
Received- 12:55 pm
What is this grumbling in my middle area
Received- 12:56 pm
It hurts Pinetree make it stop
Received- 12:57 pm
Chill man you're just hungry
Received- 12:57 pm
MAKE IT STOP
Received- 12:58 pm
Just come into the kitchen. Mabel's making stew
Received- 12:59 pm
IT HURTS
Received- 3:12 pm
Come retrieve your crazy demon please
Received- 3:13 pm
What'd he do this time
Received- 3:14 pm
He decided it was too hot outside and went out to the store nude
Received- 3:15 pm
Oh my god
Received- 3:17 pm
And lend him some of your clothes cause apparently he didn't like his and burned them
Received- 3:18 pm
Oh wow I'm sorry I'll be right there
Received- 4:04 pm
Mabel why did Bill just waltz out the door in one of your pink sundresses and nail polish
Received- 4:05 pm
he says dresses allow more freedom for his legs and pants are too restricting
Received- 4:05 pm
i thought the polish matched and he agreed
Received- 4:06 pm
That explains why he burned the other clothes we gave him
Received- 4:07 pm
Oh shit he just stole someone's dog and is running away brb
Received- 11:46 pm
Bill you can't just stay awake forever come down from the roof and go to bed
Received- 11:47 pm
I don't wanna
Received- 11:47 pm
You are literally a dream demon. Dreams and sleep are your thing
Received- 11:48 pm
I never actually sleep though! I just infiltrate other's dreams and raise their therapy bills
Received- 11:49 pm
Sleeping in this human form is weird. It's so boring and meaningless
Received- 11:49 pm
It rests you and recharges your batteries
Received- 11:50 pm
So does coffee
Received- 11:51 pm
You can't live off of coffee
Received- 11:51 pm
Why not
Received- 11:52 pm
Just come to bed. If you do, I'll get you those special gummies you like tomorrow
Received- 11:53 pm
...
Received- 11:53 pm
The princess ones?
Received- 11:54 pm
Yes. Now go to bed
Received- 11:56 pm
Deal
Prompt by EPA Nano!
This one could honestly be taken in a platonic Billdip sense if you want. Idk
