Hello this is longer than I expected

Quick note: if anyone has a prompt involving Soos pls send it

I love Soos like my own manchild

And also: I'm thinking of doing some similar to these by with the original Mystery Trio. You know, the Stan twins and Fiddledord? Completely disregarding the fact that they probably couldn't text each other in that time period, it'd be interesting to see what their text conversations would be like. So, send in prompts for them too!

Dipper

Bill

Mabel

Stan


Received- 3:34 pm

Hey Pinetree I was wondering

Received- 3:35 pm

What do you want this time

Received- 3:35 pm

I was thinking of making myself a physical body

Received- 3:37 pm

What?

Received- 3:37 pm

Why would you do that?

Received- 3:38 pm

I dunno, I'm bored

Received- 3:39 pm

Come on, it'll be fun!

Received- 3:41 pm

How would you even get a body

Received- 3:42 pm

You're not stealing one, if that's what you're thinking

Received- 3:42 pm

You wound me, Pinetree

Received- 3:43 pm

But no, I won't be stealing one. Give me a couple days and I can gather the energy to create one

Received- 3:43 pm

The only drawback will be that I won't be able to use my powers while 'possessing' the body I create. I will be totally human until I get bored and leave!

Received- 3:44 pm

My, this should be interesting


Received- 10:22 am

say dip whos the hunk running the register

Received- 10:24 am

Don't talk about Bill like that it's weird

Received- 10:25 am

OH MY GOD THATS BILL

Received- 10:25 am

U DIDNT TELL ME HE BECAME HUMAN

Received- 10:27 am

That's because it happened this morning. I was gonna tell you but then Gruncle Stan made me run this tour before you finished getting ready

Received- 10:28 am

holy shit though could he have possibly made a hotter bod

Received- 10:30 am

Mabel no

Received- 10:30 am

Remember: evil dream demon from another dimension

Received- 10:31 am

hes not so evil any more tho

Received- 10:33 am

Still. Bill is off limits

Received- 10:34 am

fine :P


Received- 12:55 pm

What is this grumbling in my middle area

Received- 12:56 pm

It hurts Pinetree make it stop

Received- 12:57 pm

Chill man you're just hungry

Received- 12:57 pm

MAKE IT STOP

Received- 12:58 pm

Just come into the kitchen. Mabel's making stew

Received- 12:59 pm

IT HURTS


Received- 3:12 pm

Come retrieve your crazy demon please

Received- 3:13 pm

What'd he do this time

Received- 3:14 pm

He decided it was too hot outside and went out to the store nude

Received- 3:15 pm

Oh my god

Received- 3:17 pm

And lend him some of your clothes cause apparently he didn't like his and burned them

Received- 3:18 pm

Oh wow I'm sorry I'll be right there


Received- 4:04 pm

Mabel why did Bill just waltz out the door in one of your pink sundresses and nail polish

Received- 4:05 pm

he says dresses allow more freedom for his legs and pants are too restricting

Received- 4:05 pm

i thought the polish matched and he agreed

Received- 4:06 pm

That explains why he burned the other clothes we gave him

Received- 4:07 pm

Oh shit he just stole someone's dog and is running away brb


Received- 11:46 pm

Bill you can't just stay awake forever come down from the roof and go to bed

Received- 11:47 pm

I don't wanna

Received- 11:47 pm

You are literally a dream demon. Dreams and sleep are your thing

Received- 11:48 pm

I never actually sleep though! I just infiltrate other's dreams and raise their therapy bills

Received- 11:49 pm

Sleeping in this human form is weird. It's so boring and meaningless

Received- 11:49 pm

It rests you and recharges your batteries

Received- 11:50 pm

So does coffee

Received- 11:51 pm

You can't live off of coffee

Received- 11:51 pm

Why not

Received- 11:52 pm

Just come to bed. If you do, I'll get you those special gummies you like tomorrow

Received- 11:53 pm

...

Received- 11:53 pm

The princess ones?

Received- 11:54 pm

Yes. Now go to bed

Received- 11:56 pm

Deal


Prompt by EPA Nano!

This one could honestly be taken in a platonic Billdip sense if you want. Idk