Part 29: Missing You, Missing Me.


Remind me again why I thought it was a good idea for you to go to Scotland alone? -JW

It was your decision, and your decision alone. John. I protested many times. -SH

Hmm. I should have gone with you. -JW

What brought you to that conclusion? -SH

I'm bored, and lonely. I think I may have to adopt a couple of cats while your gone to complete my lonely spinster look. -JW

Please don't. I'd hate to return to a house filled with felines. -SH

There was me thinking you'd actually care about me being a lonely spinster. -JW

Oh, I care, but can not do anything to correct it at this current moment. It is all your fault. -SH

How is it my fault!? -JW

You told me to go John. I distinctively remember you pushing me out of the door. -SH

I was being stupid and couldn't bare to show my feelings, much like you on a daily basis. -JW

You idiotic excuse for a man. -SH

Heyyyyy! That was uncalled for! -JW

No, it isn't. If you didn't insist so greatly that I should depart to this god forsaken place I would not have bothered. Now we are both bored and lacking each others company. -SH

Is that your way of saying you miss me? -JW

Yes. No. Maybe. -SH

Can I tell you how sweet that Is or will you go off your rocker again? -JW

Depends if the feeling is mutual. -SH

Of course it's mutual you twat! I miss you a great deal, hence why im texting you at two in the morning. -JW

Can you not sleep? -SH

No. -JW

Me either. -SH

It's the first time we've slept alone in almost a year. It's weird. -JW

That feeling is to be expected once the mind gets used to a routine and suddenly is without. -SH

Hmm. I'm tired but can't sleep. Just keep wondering what you're doing, what you're thinking. It's annoying. -JW

I'm lying in a bed of sorts, much like yourself, thinking along the same lines as you. Although in much greater depth. -SH

I am never letting you travel alone ever again. -JW

Why thank you, Dr. Watson. -SH

It isn't for our sake, it's for the sake of the people who have to deal with the wrath of Sherlock Holmes tomorrow. -JW

Naturally. I admit I act seemingly more reserved with your presence. –SH

Are they all ginger? –JW

Random question, but no. The majority that I have met do not have ginger hair, no.-SH

Do they shag sheep? –JW

Once again, no. That is a stereotype associated with the Welsh. Not the Scottish, although the answer is still false on both occasions.-SH

Can you understand them? –JW

Of course I can understand them. It isn't an entirely different language, John. Its English spoken with a Scottish accent, not challenging to decipher at all.-SH

Do they have bagpipes? –JW

One elderly man who I have passed is busking using bagpipes, yes. –SH

Are they nice looking? –JW

More so than a preponderance of people that vacate some parts of London, although less so than other areas of London. Defiantly less so than you. –SH

Good to know. –JW

Any reason behind the sudden urge to question me on my travels? –SH

Nope, just bored. –JW

If it makes you feel any better, I'd much rather be taking a case than lying in an outlandish hotel room. –SH

It does. Although it doesn't help matters that Greg keeps texting me about cases and then forgetting you're not here, telling me not to worry. I feel useless. -JW

You are not useless John. Far from it in fact. I would not be who I am today without the help of my blogger and more occasionally than I would have though, sexual partner...and wife. -SH

How many more times! I'm not the bloody wife! -JW

You are shorter, more open to feelings, and culinary educated than me, not to mention your position during sex, as well as spooning. -SH

Fuck off. -JW

I can not simply cease texting you. I need this, and so do you. -SH

I know, I know. -JW

Maybe we should both rest for now and you come to Scotland tomorrow seeing as we are quite wittingly inseparable. -SH

Thats the best idea you've ever had! -JW

Besides starting this relationship? -SH

No, of course not. Second best. -JW

Good. Make sure you arrive wearing a kilt tomorrow. -SH

What!? They all don't wear kilts do they? -JW

No, it is not customary, but i'd be very grateful upon seeing you in said item. You know my fondness of your legs. Also it is easier to access intimate areas when wearing the item, which I find to be very apt. Don't you think John? -SH

I am not wearing a bloody kilt! -JW

Shame. It was worth a try. -SH


Its John Barrowman's fault that I picked Scotland. Blame him. MOWHAHAHAH!