So, he found Dex, fought (sorta) his Master, and jacked up the bad guys nose...

Are we finished?

Reid: No!

Mike: I hope not!

Dex: Yes! No more torture

(I smack Dex)

Me: No! we're most certaintly NOT done! The party's just gettin' started!

My new home is alot nicer then my old. Alot cleaner, and the pickings are easier...

But there's no tormenting Dex. My favorite toy. Maybe I'll keep him alive. Just to torment.


Reid

I sat on the gate of a truck that had been abandoned here. The owner was probably dead.

JJ sat next to me, bandaging my arm. Dex's fang marks didn't hurt anymore, but they'd hurt like hell when we'd managed to get his jaws to open.

He lay in the back of Alicia's truck, the one she'd drove up as the rest of us helped Dex up and out into the night.

"So," JJ said, fstening the bandage and then turning to look up at me, "What's next for you?"

I sighed, "I go back home and drink a few quarts before bed? Get my face somewhat healed before work tommorow."

"Seriously? Your going to work tommorow?" JJ laughed annoyed, she turned to look out at the house.

"The rest of the team can see your video okay. I give you permission." I sighed. It'd be alot easier then just repeating my story.

JJ nodded, "What about your team? Hows Dex?"

"He'll survive. It'll just hurt for awhile."

"Why would someone, even them, do that?" She shrugged.

"They're evil people JJ. Gotta accept that those people are out there."

"Thanks dad." JJ one toned before smiling.

Morgan sauntered over cautiosly.

"I wont bite." I laughed, I heard JJ giggle beside me.

Morgan glared, "So your... what exactly?"

I opened my mouth wide, letting my fangs show as I kicked my feet back and forth like a little kid, "hahiya."

Morgan grinned for second, then forced his poker face back on.

"Since when?" He asked.

"1872." I was still kicking my legs back and forth.

Morgan took a step back, eyes wide.

"I'm actually 166 Morgan, 163 by vampire standards. I was bit when I was 27. Shame on me for looking younger sometimes." I grinned.

He turned to JJ, "Have you-"

"Only recently. I caught him and some of them," she pointed at my team, "that night when we caught him at the bar. They knocked me out but I managed to get the truth out the next day."

Morgan nodded, like some questions had been answered. then he shook his head and pointed toward the backyard, "And what was... that?" he asked.

"Some bad vampires kidnapped Dex," I pointed toward Alicia's truck," a few weeks ago. We've been looking for him since. It was pure luck we got a case dealing with his kidnappers. He thinks he's the King of the New World I guess. Which doesn't make sense because that vampire died hundreds of years ago."

"Where you.." Morgan asked.

"No I mean like before America was even possible. Back when it was first discovered. He died before that too."

"Then how do you know?"

"The council. Er, the ruling vampire's for America. Other countries have royal families. Are's is it the first to have a group of people. They live here in D.C. and well, Im their protector. So's my team. We're supposed to keep them and their lair safe." I say. Morgan's eyes bug out but he nods.

"So what happens to us? Why are you willingly telling me these things?" he accuses.

"Cause I'm tired of lying I guess. It's getting harder. Maybe it was fate? Someone was bound to find out. In fact people have. Some of them are trustworthy enough to live, others try to expose us to other people. It's your choice. But the officers will have to be taken care of."

JJ and Morgan's faces drain of color.

"We wont let you kill-"

"No you idiot. We'll just erase their memories. Group this large we have to."

JJ looked questioningly at me. "I didn't do it to you because I don't know how. And if you try and mess up you can end up screwing someone up forever. JJ nods and turns back Morgan who also nods.

I grin, "Although all that fighting did make me thirsty."

WACK! JJ smacks the backside of my head and I laugh.

Hotch, who'd been talking seriously with the rest of my team and the sheriff walked over, Rossi and Prentiss flanking him.

"Hotch I'll take care of it. By next week it'll be like this whole incedint never happened. I promise." I said before he could open his mouth.

"That's not what I wanted to ask." Hotch said, stepping closer, "Was it you who dented my car when you fell off that building?"

Everyone smirks and I laugh, "Sorry about that. But you will find the money to pay in your account next month."

Hotch smiles, "Then most is forgiven."

"Most?"

"I do still have a terrified little boy at home don't I?" Hotch smiles.

"I can't help that Mina freaks most people out." I shrugged.

"I heard that!" Mina called from across the lawn. Mike was laughing beside her as he pulled her closer.

"Seriously though Hotch, Im sure he'll forget at some point. He's young enough. Just treat it like a bad dream or something and he'll begin to believe it."

Hotch nodded slowly. thinking. Then, "And since when have you been a story character?"

Sensing this could take all night I yawned and let my eyes go red. Everyone took a tentative step back, JJ leaning slightly the other direction.

"What?" I asked innocently.

"Your eyes!" Prentiss cried, pointing.

"Oh, I better go then. I need to feed." I smiled. "See you all tommorow?"

Everyone, besides JJ, gave a tentative head nod. I looked over and winked at JJ who relaxed and hid her smile.

"Ill show them." She called as I ran down the dirt road.

"I was hoping you would!" I called from the night.

So thats a few loose ends tied up... wonder how Morgan, Prentiss, Rossi, and Garcia will react to their very own Count Dracula! =^-^=