Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans.


141.) Robin: Has anybody ever wondered why bra sizes are labeled as A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H? I've finally figured it out!

A-Almost boobs

B-Barely boobs

C-Can't complain

D-DANG!

DD-DOUBLE DANG!!

E-Enormous

F-Fake!

G-Get a reduction

H-Help me I've fallen and can't get up!!

142.) Random Saying!

Robin: Avoid arguing with your spouse about lifting and closing the toilet seat by just using the sink…

143.) Robin: -answers the phone with a smile-

'Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask somebody to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, then press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and please wait on the line while we have somebody trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and you will be connected with the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, then leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep, just wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, hang up, our operators are too busy to deal with you.

If you are menopausal, hang up, put the gun down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess up.'

Slade: -on the other end of the line, presses 111111111111111111111-

144.) Terra: -pulls out a drawer of T-shirts- These are all my favorite T-shirts! –reads what they say-

I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes!

Every time I hear the dirty word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

At my age, getting 'lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot!

I'm not 50! I'm 49.95 plus tax.

Keep staring, I may do a trick.

Life is short, make fun of it.

145.) Robin: You know you're a band geek if you do a roll step while trying to not make the full glass you're carrying spill.

Terra: Since when have you been a band geek?

Robin: Since Lunaverserocks went into marching band.

Lunaverserocks: I'm guilty of doing that though…

Slade: This is a stupid way to end this…

Robin: Okay, then let's end in SONG!

Terra: My milkshakes bring all the boy's to da yard!

Robin: Since when do you have milkshakes?

Slade: …


Well I hope that you like all of these reasons…it took me a while to come up with all of them!