ch. 29

The sun was rising on the day of Tsunade's coronation as hokage and Naruto was happily sleeping in his bed. His dreams were obviously pleasant from the blush on his face and the tent that was forming in his blanket. Omoi was also happily sleeping but his dreams weren't having the same effect on his body. The door opened and Karui walked in. She was already dressed and walked over to shake Omoi awake after glancing at Naruto and rolling her eyes.

"YAWN!" Omoi sat up and began rubbing his eyes.

"What time is it?" He lazily asked.

"Six in the morning?" Karui responded. Omoi looked at her surprised.

"What the hell did you wake me up so early for?"

"Sensei asked me to. She doesn't want you two bums sleeping in today."

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I love it when you use your feet baby." Naruto said in his sleep.

"Does that little freak ever stop thinking about sex? God damn pervert." Karui said annoyed.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ You can bring as many friends as you want baby."

"I swear to god." Karui walked over to shake the little pervert awake. She began nudging him lightly but he was much too deep of a sleeper to be affected by that.

"Wake up god damn it!" She pulled the blanket off of his body and instantly wished she hadn't. While Naruto was underneath the covers she hadn't noticed that one of his hands was stuffed down the front of his pants with a firm grip on his manhood slowly pumping up and down. Karui did what any teenage girl would have done in that situation. She freaked out and got angry.

"PERVERT!" She screamed as she slapped Naruto across the face.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Naruto screamed as the stinging pain of Karui striking him took him away from his happy dream world.

"PERVERTPERVERTPERVERTPERVERTPERVERTPERVERTPERVERT PERVERTPERVERTPERVERT!" Karui continued to unleash a barrage of slaps across Naruto's face.

"WHAT DID I DO!?" Naruto was able to say in between strikes.

"PERVERT!" With one final mighty strike Karui sent Naruto flying out of his bed. He crashed into Omoi who was still sitting in his bed and the two tumbled onto the floor.

"DON'T TALK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!" Karui stormed out of the room leaving an irritated Omoi and a confused Naruto.

"WHAT DID I DO!?" Naruto held his sore face.

"You were masturbating in your sleep." Omoi told him as he stood up.

"AND SHE COULDN'T LET ME FINISH!?"

Elsewhere in the village, Hinata was also waking up at this time. Unlike Naruto her awakening was peaceful. She sat up and rubbed her eyes before getting out of her bed and heading towards her sisters room. She poked her head inside and had to put her hand over her mouth to keep herself from giggling. Hanabi was sprawled over her bed with the sheet knocked onto the floor. Her mouth was wide open and there was a trail of drool flowing out and down the side of her face. In Hinata's eyes it was the most adorable thing she had ever seen. She quickly and silently made her way over and sat on the bed next to her baby sisters sleeping form. Hinata's hand gently brushed the side of Hanabi's face and Hanabi began to stir from her slumber.

"Sis?" She asked sheepishly.

"Good morning dear. I wanted to let you know that your punishment is over today. You're no longer confined to quarters." Hanabi jumped up and hugged her big sister tightly.

"Thank you sis." Hanabi said. Hinata kissed Hanabi on the forehead and stood up.

"Let's go get breakfast sweety." Hinata took her baby sisters hand and the two left the room.

Back with Naruto, He was walking through the leaf village still holding his aching cheek.

"So not only am I super horny because I couldn't finish off but now my face feels like it's been through a blender. Could this day get any wor"

"DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!"

"What? I was just going to say how this day can't get any wor"

"NO! THE FATES TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE WHENEVER A HUMAN IS STUPID ENOUGH TO SAY THAT PHRASE!"

"But I'm not saying the phrase out loud. I'm just saying it in my mind."

"I don't care! The risk is too great."

"Why are you freaking out about this?"

"Your mother said that phrase once. It was the same day she learned she was pregnant."

"FUCK YOU!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! You walked right into that one. But seriously though, don't say that phrase. Every time I've ever heard someone say that it got worse.

"I'll keep that in mind."

Naruto soon arrived at his destination. If today was his last day in the leaf he was going to spend it with a belly full of the greatest thing in the universe.

"I'LL HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHING!" He loudly proclaimed as he walked up to the front counter and put down a fat wad of cash. Teuchi and Ayame turned around surprised.

"Today is my last day in the village. There's no way I'm leaving before I taste the heavenly flavor of Ichiraku ramen one last time!" Teuchi couldn't help but smile.

"ONE OF EVERYTHING COMING RIGHT UP!" Teuchi yelled before turning around and getting to work on the absurd order. Ayame wasn't as positive as her father was. She walked to the other side of the counter and pulled Naruto into a tight hug.

"I'm gonna miss you again." She kissed the boy on the top of the head.

"Hey it doesn't have to be goodbye forever. If I'm ever in the fire country on a mission I'll try and stop by if I have the chance." Naruto blushed.

"When that happens I'll make you a special bowl of ramen." Ayame smiled making Naruto blush even harder. Teuchi placed a bowl on the counter.

"First of many." He said before getting to work on the next one.

Naruto enthusiastically began eating.

While Naruto was saying goodbye to two of his favorite people in the village his sister Yugito was also saying goodbye to her favorite person in the village, though her way of saying goodbye was a lot more physical that Naruto's. She laid in Iruka's bed with nothing but the covers over her naked body. Iruka of course was right next to her. Their bodies cuddled up next to each other.

"I never intended for this to happen but I honestly don't regret it." Yugito said breaking their shared silence.

"I have a confession to make." Iruka said.

"I was your first."

"You already knew?"

"It was obvious. I didn't care that you were inexperienced though. You were loving and gentle. That's all I really wanted."

"Was I your first as well?"

"Of course you were. No man in my country has the courage to touch me. They are all afraid of what would happen to them if they got me angry." Yugito began looking deep into Iruka's eyes.

"I love you ya know." She kissed him and Iruka didn't hesitate to wrap his arms around her and kiss her back.

"I love you too." He told her after he broke the kiss.

"You and I must be the stupidest ninja in the world to think this is going to work out." Yugito said with a smile.

"I guess that's why we make such a good couple."

While the two adults continued to make love, Naruto was leaving Ichiraku ramen with a belly full of his favorite food. It was sad for him to say goodbye to Teuchi and Ayame but he meant it when he said he would see them again. He quickly brushed his sad thoughts aside. He had a few more people to say goodbye to. He decided to swing by the Sarutobi clan compound to say goodbye to the old man and Konohamaru. He found the two of them in the clan garden. The third was sitting in a lawn chair relaxing while Konohamaru was walking around watering the plants.

"I didn't think you two were the gardening type." Naruto said as he approached the two.

"Naruto, what brings you here today?" The old man asked from his comfortable seat.

"Today is my last day in the village. We're leaving as soon as the boob lady's ceremony is over."

"HAHAHAHA" The third got a good chuckle at Naruto's nickname for Tsunade.

"Does this mean I won't get to see you again?" Konohamaru walked up and asked.

"Of course not. I'll come back to visit if I'm in country on a mission. Tsunade knows me so I shouldn't have too much trouble."

The third stood up.

"Naruto, you have grown into an exceptional young man. I'm very proud of you and I'm sure your parents would be too."

"Thanks old man." The two shook hands.

"Konohamaru, you know you have to carry on my legacy of pranking the village. I know you can do it!"

"I will boss!" The two high fived each other.

"I'm glad I'm not the one who has to deal with that sort of thing anymore. The third said getting a laugh from the other two.

"You should probably get going Naruto. I'm sure you've made many friends here that you would like to say farewell to."

"You're right. See ya old man. Konohamaru."

"Bye Naruto! I'll be the best prankster the village has ever seen!" Konohamaru yelled to the retreating form of Naruto.

"You better be!" Naruto yelled back and gave a thumbs up.

While Naruto was leaving he was thinking about who he wanted to see next.

"Let's see, I said goodbye to Ichiraku ramen, the old man, and Konohamaru. Who should I see next?"

"Well you obviously want to spend the most time with Hinata so she should be last. I'd say go see Iruka but him and Yugito are busy right now."

"I'd like to go see if Gaara and Shukaku have been behaving but they're still in jail and there's no way they let a foreigner in to talk to a prisoner of war."

"We could say goodbye to that Lee boy but then we run the risk of running into Karui."

"I like Lee but hell no am I going near Karui for awhile."

"We didn't really bond with many of the other genin during the exam."

"Maybe we should go see the Uchiha. I never got a chance to tell him what a great fight we had."

"If you do that he'll pick a fight with you."

"Our match was over a month ago. He can't possibly still be pissed off."

At this exact moment Sasuke was practicing his kunai throwing on a training dummy with Naruto's face drawn on it.

"If you want to be stupid then be my guest. Don't say I didn't warn you though."

"When we find him and he's perfectly civil I expect you to acknowledge that I was right and you were wrong."

"Fine then. I won't be wrong though."

While Naruto made his way toward Sasuke, Hinata was scanning the village with her Byakugan to find him. She caught a glimpse of his familiar orange clothes and took off.

"Guess who's on her way over to us."

"I can sense her. After we talk to Sasuke we won't have to go searching for her at least."

"Assuming the Uchiha doesn't attack us of course."

Naruto and Yugito weren't the only members of their team saying goodbye to new friends. Karui had been watching Lee practice kicking a training dummy for awhile now. She stood behind a tree arguing with herself over what to say.

"If I were you I'd talk to Lee quick." TenTen jumped down from the same tree shocking Karui.

"Our teammate Neji doesn't like your village. He promised not to say anything during the chunin exams but now that it's over I don't know what he'll do if he sees you."

"I-I just don't know what to say..." Karui began blushing.

"What exactly are your feelings toward Lee?"

"I... think he's a really reliable and honorable guy. I wish there were more people like him in the world."

"Then go tell him that." TenTen began pushing Karui toward Lee. Karui resisted a little so TenTen whistled bringing Lee's attention to the pair.

"Hey Lee, this girl has something to say to you." TenTen said as she pushed Karui toward Lee even harder. Realizing that she couldn't just hide anymore, Karui decided to just roll with it and walked over to Lee.

"We're leaving today. I just wanted to say goodbye. I really enjoyed spending time with you."

"And I enjoyed spending time with you. I hope you and I get to see each other again in the future."

"... Goodbye." Karui hugged Lee and kissed him on the cheek before turning and running away. Lee stood there for a second holding his cheek before TenTen walked over and slapped him in the back of the head.

"Don't you watch movies? This is the part where you're supposed to run after her and tell her how much you love her!"

"... TenTen you know movies aren't realistic right?" Lee got another smack in the head for that.

In another training ground nearby Naruto had finally found Sasuke.

"Hey Sasuke!" The last Uchiha turned around surprised after hearing Naruto's voice.

"This is my last day in the village so I just wanted to say that we had a really great match and I hope to fight you again someday!" Naruto gave Sasuke a thumbs up.

"DUCK!"

Naruto dodged the surprise kunai thrown by Sasuke thanks to Kurama's warning.

"Woah man, I didn't come here to fight!"

"I'm not letting you leave before I get my rematch! I'll defeat you this time." Sasuke ran toward Naruto with a kunai in hand. Naruto took out his own kunai and the two clashed.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?"

"SHUT UP!"

Sasuke threw a punch with his free hand but Naruto blocked it with his own free hand. Sasuke surprised Naruto by jumping up and smashing him in the face with a knee sending Naruto flying away a short distance.

"Let's not waste any time with this punk. Use my power and end him fast."

"No. I don't want this guy to have any excuses when I kick his ass for a second time."

Naruto stood up and charged right at Sasuke.

"Naruto..." Hinata thought from her spot in the trees watching the whole thing. She thought about trying to stop the fight but decided against it. She knew Sasuke was too proud to listen to her. It was best to just let the two settle their own differences. Besides if things got out of hand there was someone else nearby to stop it.

"Sasuke's been training hard. Let's see which one is the stronger of the two now." Kakashi thought from his hiding place nearby.

"I just hope he isn't stupid enough to use THAT technique."