War had been declared.

A battle between two kings raged on as both opposing sides struggled to fight for dominance. King Dedede and his cute cuddly Waddle Dees clashed with Bowser and his Koopas. Their war with each other had been going for 6 months, and the two kings were getting sick and tired of the lack of progress.

To finally end their war, both kings decided to meet on the battlefield.

"All right, blubber boy, you and me! Let's settle this once and for all!" Bowser said with crossed arms.

"Blubber boy?! You're one to talk!" Dedede retorted angrily.

"Hey! This is ALL muscle, pal! You're the one who uses his fat to fly here!"

"Why you! My MUSCLES are the reason I can fly! I don't see yours doing the same!" Dedede retorted, making Bowser clench his fist.

"Y'know what? I'm DONE talkin'. Let's get down to why we're REALLY here!"

"For once, we agree!"

FIGHT!

King Dedede and Bowser charged at each other. One held back his fist while the other swung their mallet. When the two connected, King Dedede was sent flying back, crashing into the dirt. Bowser laughed at the penguin.

"Not so tough now!"

Dedede got back up and stomped his feet angrily. "I'm not done yet!" He charged again, holding back his hammer...which now had a jet mechanism active.

"What the-" Bowser got out before the hammer slammed into his body. Bowser flew through the air, dazed by the mechanical hammer. Dedede inflated his body, floating up to his opponent's level, before he returned his body back to its original mass, with his hammer slamming down on top of Bowser's head.

Bowser grunted as the hammer slammed into his cranium, and then the two of them slammed into the ground hard enough to form a crater.

Bowser quickly recovered, breathing red hot flames onto Dedede, who yelped in pain. Quickly putting out the flames on his robes, Dedede performed a golf swing with his hammer, knocking the charging Bowser into the air.

Bowser landed flat on his back and roared, struggling to get back up. Dedede wasted no time. He leapt into the air and then began descending back down to terra firma, planning to crush Bowser under his weight.

He would have succeeded...If Bowser hadn't curled into his shell, forming a spiky ball.

Dedede landed on the koopa king's incredibly tough shell. He went numb for a moment, and a comedic tear of pain appeared in the corner of his left eye. Then, he let out a yell of pain, clutching at his rear end and leaping leaping into the air.

Bowser uncurled from his shell with a laugh, and as the penguin came down, he jumped up and drop kicked him away with both feet.

Dedede smashed facefirst into the side of a large boulder, then fell flat on his back. He got up with a groan...and then his own hammer hit him on the head.

"HAHAHA! How do you like that!?" Bowser laughed.

Angry, Dedede roared to his feet and began to charge at the king of the koopas, hammer at the ready.

Bowser caught the hammer, and was about to headbutt Dedede. However, the peguin grabbed his head, giving an electric shock treatment. Stunned, Bowser let go of the hammer, giving Dedede the opportunity to spin around with his hammer.

Bowser roared as the hammer repeatedly nailed him in the gut. The two kings began to rise up into the air from the force Dedede was spinning with, until eventually, Dedede got dizzy.

The two kings landed on the ground, Bowser panting, and Dedede trying to regain his bearings.

The Koopa King decided to try something new. He pulled what looked to be a flower with eyes on it. Crushing the flower, his shell turned red and white. The turtle laughed and breathed intense blue fireballs, much hotter than his old ones.

Dedede recovered from his dizzy spell, and, seeing the approaching fireballs, opened his mouth wide...and sucked them right up into his gaping maw.

Before Bowser could process what happened, Dedede spat the fireballs back out at him. The flames engulfed the Koopa King in a fiery explosion that cleared to reveal him wide-eyed and covered in soot.

Bowser grunted in annoyance that he lost his power boost, reverting him back to his original color scheme. Growling, Bowser teleported out of Dedede's field of vision. The overweight bird looked around, searching for Bowser, but no dice. He eventually found Bowser, when he decided to sit on top of him. The koopa king had teleported above his opponent in order to crush him under his weight.

Bowser got off of Dedede and looked down to see that the penguin was flattened into a pancake. Dedede sprung back to normal and scowled. Then he slapped Bowser across the face. Bowser shook his head and looked baffled.

"Did you ju-" King Dedede interrupted Bowser as he began the process of bitch slapping him. A lot.

"Gah!" SLAP! "Stop that!" SLAP! "Cut it out!" SLAP! "If you do that ONE MORE TIME-" SLAP!

Bowser, getting tired of being slapped, yelled "Enough!" before headbutting Dedede a fair distance away. Not satisfied, the Koopa raised his arms, shooting electricity into the sky. Storm clouds began to form over the once sunny day. Numerous lightning bolts rained down on Dedede as if he was a lightning rod.

Dedede yelped and began to run away from the lightning, just barely avoiding each bolt as it came down.

Eventually, he got an idea. Holding back his hammer, he waited for a bolt to come down, and then when it did, he swung the hammer, which launched the bolt directly at the king of the koopas, hitting him at full force.

The Koopa roared in pain, getting a taste of his own magic. Now that his opponent was paralyzed, Dedede tossed an infinite amount of his hammers, each one with an explosive effect. Each hit staggered the turtle. Roaring in defiance, Bowser rammed through the hammers, eventually football tackling Dedede.

Dedede pushed back against the turtle, and eventually, they both skidded to a halt, pushing against one another with all their might.

Eventually, Bowser won their clash, lifting Dedede over his head and throwing him through the air. Pulling out the Double Cherries, there were now five Bowsers in total. Each teleported into different positions, with each one punching Dedede repeatedly. The fat penguin was being used as a makeshift pinball.

Gritting his teeth, Dedede, mid-tumble, pulled out a mechanical mask and a mechanized hammer, and then, he righted himself and began to spin at a rapid pace, hitting all the clones as well as the original Bowser.

Shaking off the stars around his head, Bowser snorted, seeing Dedede's transformation as nothing special. Bowser spat out purple fireballs, only for Masked Dedede to hit the ground with his hammer, creating an electric shockwave. The shockwave dispersed the flames while knockingBowser to the ground and shocking him to the core.

Bowser gritted his teeth as he struggled to get back up...But Dedede was already onto him. The penguin slammed his mallet onto the Koopa's vulnerable form.

Bowser's feet dug into the ground as Dedede whacked him in the head with his hammer more and more. Each hit caused Bowser to be buried into the ground like a nail on wood. Eventually, Bowser's body was completely buried in the ground, leaving only his head untounched by the dirt.

The koopa king looked up as Dedede brought the hammer down on his exposed head.

"...Crud."

SMASH!

Dedede, not wanting to take any chances, repeatedly smashed the ground. The shockwaves he created no doubt were harming Bowser in his cold grave. For the final act, Dedede raised his hammer one more time, and when it made contact with the ground, a GIANT crater was formed.

Dedede panted heavily and wiped some sweat from his brow before laughing merrily, thinking he had won.

The mood quickly changed, however, when the ground began to shake! Dedede quickly flew into the air, wondering why an earthquake was happening now of all times. Cracks began to form in the ground, until a giant monstrous hand rose from the ground. Another hand popped up, and then the figure rose up from the ground. The figure was revealed to be Bowser, except much more monstrous. He was bigger than any skyscraper, with razor sharp teeth, claws and horns than could kill anyone.

Dedede narrowed his eyes and held his hammer steady, determined to meet this new challenge at full force.

The masked Peguin quickly pulled out the Tarnanza's Giant Axe. Now dual wielding both the hammer and axe, Dedede flew through the air, circling around the Beast.

He swung his weapons as fast and hard as he could, and Bowser was actually somewhat effected by it.

Taking a step back, Bowser was staggered, but the Giga Monster roared, swatting Dedede away like a fly. Dedede grunted as he skidded across the ground, creating trenches. He was given no time to rest when a massive fireball was heading right towards him like a meteor!

Gritting his teeth, the penguin slammed his hammer into the meteor, putting all his strength into knocking it away.

Eventually, it paid off when Dedede sent the meteor rocketing back to Bowser. However, the monster didn't care whatsoever. as it had no effect on Bowser, much to Dedede's horror.

Bowser let out a laugh. "That all ya got, tubby?! 'Cause I'm just gettin' started!" The koopa king took a deep breath and let out a burst of fire from his mouth.

Dedede gritted his teeth, slamming both weapons to the ground, unleashing ice and missiles to counter the fireball. Surprisingly, both attacks cancelled each other out. Bowser only got annoyed, charging at Dedede in an attempt to squash him.

Dedede jumped out of the way and smashed his mallet into the Koopa King's foot, staggering him. Dedede then quickly moved to Bowser's other foot and smashed that too, knocking the koopa king off balance.

Dedede ran towards Bowser's side, now face to face with his fellow king. Dedede then proceeded to smash Bowser's teeth, earning a howl of pain from the turtle and reducing the turtle's pearly whites to former remnants of themselves as they shattered beyond repair.

Bowser retaliated, smashing his hand into the penguin and crushing him into the ground. Bowser then proceeded to get to his feet and began to pummel Dedede with all his might, each punch faster than the last.

After punch Number 50, Bowser looked down to see Dedede's condition. Needless to say, it wasn't pretty. Dedede's weapons and mask were destroyed beyond repair, his limbs bent at sickening angles and his face unrecognizable.

Taking one more breath, Bowser let the biggest stream of fire down on the penguin, which hit at full force.

When Bowser stopped breathing his flames, he now saw an extra crispy chicken. Bowser roared, letting everyone know about his victory. A tale that would be told for ages to come.