Hello everyone! I'm the voice that will control this lovely special!

Ryan and Jamie looked around the empty room they were in, "What the hell was that?"

A voice! The voice of god, NOW BOW TO ME!

Ryan rolled his eyes but looked over at the bowing Jamie, "What are you doing, dumbass?"

Jamie rolled her eyes, "Bowing, duh."

Muhahahah! Now, everyone! Welcome to the first ever Double Trouble On The Merry… I don't know what to call this. Hmm, well you know that episode of Naruto where the little kids or whatever run around and have their little episode?

Ryan looked up at the ceiling, "You suck at explaining things. Who are you anyway?"

I'm the voice of god, duh.

"No. You're not."

Fine! My name is the King of Biting, please, call me Bob.

"You're Jess, aren't you?"

If I was Jess I'd be wearing a green striped shirt, and tied to a chair in my basement.

Ryan just stayed silent, "I'm going to stop asking questions now."

Good! Anyway, why don't you two take a seat!

"…Where…?" Ryan looked around and saw Jamie jumping on a random trampoline that was defiantly not there before.

"Come on, Ryan! It's fun!"

Ryan rolled his eyes and jumped onto the Trampoline before Jamie could even blink.

Alright no more jumping! Time for some good old questions and awnsers! First question, What are your jobs on the Merry?

Jamie grinned raising her hand. Ryan rolled his eyes, "You don't have to raise your hand, this isn't school dumbass."

Jamie pouted, "I'm just a regular old mate! That means I'll help around when it's needed, but I was told by Jess not to tell anyone about what my real job will be soon. Also, Ryan's the cabin boy! He's our slave, just in case you didn't know what that meant!"

Ryan glared at her, "I'm not a cabin boy!"

Next question! What's up with the title, it's just like 'Psycho on the Going Merry'?

Ryan quickly retorted back, "Who cares?"

Jamie smiled, "It took Jess a few days to come up with the name. When she did she completely forgot about SkieLoon's story title."

Then why didn't she change it?

Ryan shrugged, "She didn't want to spend any more time on it, and basically she did the lazy ass thing to do. She said screw it, and continued writing her story."

What happened to the Review replies at the end of each chapter?

"Jess has been so worked up over school, she just wants to get the updates out there, but fortunately forher summer vacation starts very soon!"

Ryan nodded in agreement.

What about that huge secret? Some of us missed out on the video!"

Ryan grinned, "Not only will you guys be dealing with us for this story.."

Jamie quickly tackled Ryan, "There's a sequel!"

There is?! Oh, and I heard something about Jess saying we'll hate her what's up with that?

Jamie shrugged, "Apparently the ending will tear our hearts apart."

Taco quickly busted into the room, "JESS IS EVIL! FUCKING EVIL I TELL YOU!"

Security quickly walked into the room dragging the writer out, Jamie coughed. "That was weird."

Ryan nodded, "But she does know what's gonna happen."

Jamie, what the hell is up with your fruit, what type is it?

Ryan butted in before Jamie could, "Jamie's fruit will be explained more in the Alabasta/after that arc."

Ryan, how do you feel about your sister controlling wood?

Ryan glared at the ceiling, "Shut up!"

Jamie blinked, "I don't get it."

Ryan slapped his head, "He's a pervert."

Ryan, I have a very important question to ask you. All of us have been dying to hear.

Ryan glared at the ceiling once again, "What?"

How is Sanji in bed?

"WHAT?!"

-a few seconds later and a brutal beating later-

A...alright... next question! Who're you going to end up with Jamie?

Jamie blinked, "I have no idea."

"I do. No one."

Jamie pouted, "I need some loving to."

"So does Wobbuffet, but you don't see Jesse loving him."

Jamie grinned, "Did you just make a Pokémon reference?"

"I do believe so."

Jamie looked around, "Where'd that voice go?"

Ryan shrugged, "Maybe Jess is kicking some ass."

They heard a male scream and laughed, "Yup. Kickin' ass."

The door opened in front of them and Luffy came in a large piece of ham sticking out of his mouth, "What are you doing here?"

Luffy looked up at them and grinned, "I don't know!"

Jamie laughed and Ryan hit his head, "You're well informed Luffy."

Luffy blinked looking around, "Who's that all over the walls?"

They looked up and there eyes widened, "No."

"Freaking."

"Way."

Jamie looked at Ryan, "This has to be his room."

Ryan gulped, "It's obvious."

They both heard a familiar cry and then that dreaded voice, "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!"

"RUN!"

Both bolted out of the room dragging Luffy behind them. Luffy looked up at a random eyeball falling them around, "Bye folks!"

Hey guys! What'd you think of our first special thing? :D (Message more questions for the next one!)