A/N: And now, the identity shall be reveal! I have a feeling you guys will be surprised.


"Ow, ow, ow..." Wolf groaned as he limped to the dining hall. "G-God, she can hit hard."

Well, no shit. She's Samus FUCKING Aran. A badass bounty hunter!

"I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell her la-"

Who asked you?! That's right, no one! Now, back to the story!

"Fine, fine." Wolf sighed. "...Where the hell did that knight go?!"

He wandered around the mansion, looking for said knight, but only found more smashers in pain. Which was possibly caused by the TV boy.

"...How the hell is he not caught, yet?" Wolf muttered. "How fast can he be?"


"It can't be Mewtwo, or Pichu." Meta Knight said, drawing some scribbles. "Roy is very humble and respectful. and Young Link do not sound remotely close to the TV Boy. So... Who can it be?"

He continued to write and scribble down, trying to come up with an idea of who the Mysterious TV boy may be. And... Got nothing. He added up everything, and no one seemed to match the TV Boy.

... Okay. Time to add some fury.

"Oi! Meta Knight!" Wolf howled as he entered the room Meta Knight was in... And I don't really know what room it is, but it's a room!... It's a freaking fanfic based off of a game in which different video games fight each other, it doesn't have to make sense unless the author wants it to! Now, where was I... Oh, right. The fight. And fury. Let's go.

Meta Knight already knew what was coming. He bolted out the room, Wolf following him.

"Documents! Now!" He roared.

"E-Er, no!" Meta Knight replied. "N-No."

"Gimme 'em!"

"...N-No!"

"...GIVE IT!"

"I. Said. NO!"

And that's pretty much how the chase went. The two yelling at each other, whilst jumping on or over other smashers, nearly knocking down items. And hurting smashers. Wait, I mentioned something similar to that already? Oh. Okay then... Moving on...

"Documents! Give me! Now!" Wolf hissed.

"N-No thanks." Meta Knight retorted. "I-I'd rather keep them to myself!"

Wolf was having none of that shit, of course. So, as we all would expect, he pulled out his blaster, and started to shoot at Meta Knight, who quickly avoided it. After thirty minutes of chasing, Meta Knight got away, fleeing to Kirby's room. The pink-head was there, and allowed him to stay, even though he left three minutes later. Meta Knight looked over the documents once more. He looked over them twice, thrice, and fourth time before looking very carefully at the papers. And he finally noticed.

"H-Holy Marx Soul..." He gasped. "B-But... It can't be... Y-Yet... It's only logical that... U-Unbelievable."


Wolf thought about the voice of the TV boy, and was still trying to calm down.

"Now, where have I heard that voice before?" He muttered. "Now that I think about, it's so god damn familiar, yet at the same time, it's not and WHY MUST THIS BE SO COMPLICATED?!"

He tangled his hands in his silver hair, nearly wanting to jump off the roof of the house, when it hit him.

"...No fucking way." He simply said.


Meta Knight and Wolf stood four feet away from the mansion.

"So, you figured out, like me?" The masked one asked.

Wolf nodded. "Yup. We're gonna race to the Minister's room now, right?"

"...Right."

"No tripping or attacking each other?"

"Sounds fair."

And so it began. No tripping or hurting each other, just simply run to the Ancient Minister's room. No one dared to get in their way, so they simply stepped aside when they saw them coming in.

...Except Dedede and Fox. They wanted to mess with the two. And boy, did it annoy them. So much that they almost stopped in the middle of their race. And by they I mean Wolf. He got really pissed off and attacked them. He then stopped about seven minutes later when he remembered the race. Sadly, when he reached his destination Meta Knight was already there. Pikachu and Yoshi were there, too.

"WELL, META KNIGHT MAY HAVE GOTTEN HERE FIRST, BUT IT SEEMS THAT BOTH OF YOU FIGURED IT OUT. SO, CARE TO TELL ME?" The Ancient Minister said.

Meta Knight and Wolf simply looked at each other, shrugged, and were about to speak, when the lights turned off. And that familiar voice came up.

"I told you I'd get my revenge!" The mysterious TV boy cackled. "You are the only ones who haven't faced my wrath yet. So-"

"Okay, that's it. THUNDER!" Pikachu cried. Electricity produced from his fingertips and a shriek of pain rang out. The lights went back on. And in the middle of the room was...

A boy. With hair similar to Pikachu's, yet shorter. In fact, the boy looked like a much younger version of the now human Pikachu.

"It's Pichu!" Meta Knight and Wolf cried.

"...WHAT?" The Ancient Minister simply said.

"H-How?!" Yoshi asked.

Pikachu frowned and walked up to the other blonde. He glared at him, then the younger finally spoke.

"I-I'M SORRY, PIKACHU!" He sobbed.

"...Yup. That's Pichu." Pikachu said.

"...I GUESS THE MELEE SMASHERS WERE AFFECTED, TOO." The Ancient Minister muttered.

"Mewtwo." Wolf and Meta Knight said.

"W-W-W-WH-WHA-WHAT?!" Pikachu shrieked, ducking behind Meta Knight.

The door opened, and in came a male. His hair was a pale, pinkish color with tinges of purple. His clothing was similar to Lucario, yet it had a silver and dark purple color scheme.

"M-M-MEWTWO?!" Pikachu squeaked, curling up into a ball.

Pichu ran over to Mewtwo.

"W-We're sorry." The young blonde said in sorrow.

"...His idea." Mewtwo added.

"WELL... I GUESS YOU TWO CAN JOIN IN." The Anicent Minister said. "A PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THIS.

"I told you this would happen, Pichu." Mewtwo said.

-Month 1:Day 27 Over. Month 1: Day 28 Begins-

"I'm not talking to you." Pikachu stated.

"I said I was sorry!" Pichu wailed.

"Still not talking."

"SORRY!"

Lucario and Mewtwo groaned, laying their heads on the dining table, pushing their finished portions away.

"So, we have to get along in three months or we'll die?" Mewtwo asked.

"Yes. And these three months will be even longer." Lucario said. "When did you two get here? And how did you do that TV thing?"

"...Hard to explain." Mewtwo replied.

"...Okay." Lucario accepted the answer.

"As if one annoying mouse was enough." Wolf added.

"I HEARD THAT!" Pichu and Pikachu cried.

"Wolf, that's not nice." Meta Knight said.

"Bad Wolf!" Yoshi continued.

"Shut up." Wolf simply said. "Man, I could only imagine what's going to happen next."

Pikachu looked across the dining hall as Pichu continued to apologize. The older blonde sighed as he got up and left, Pichu following.

"I-I said sorry! Wh-Why are you so mad?!" The younger wailed.

"You lowered our chances of living!" Pikachu hissed.

"Sorry!" Mewtwo cried.

"WHATEVER!" Pikachu screamed.


A/N: Pichu and Mewtwo are humanized, too?! *le gasp* And now they're in the story! Well, this is gonna be interesting.

Oh, and remember the arc, "Wolf's Hidden Kindness" and how I said that Pikachu, Meta Knight, and Yoshi will have their own special arcs? Well, Pikachu is next. It's kinda obvious to what it will be about, since he really seems to be pissed off about Pichu's little TV thing. Speaking of the next arc, it may take a while. It is winter break, however... Something... Came up... and... I really don't wanna talk about it... If you need me, I'm gonna be going to a funera- I SHOULD SHUT MY MOUTH NOW.