(welcome to MECCW Lucitor Part V! As always, Read and Review, Favorite and Follow and tell me who you would like to see square up in the MECCW ring, R&R, F&F, Yada Yada Yada, Like subscri- Wrong thing sorry)
"Welcome back to MECCW LUCITOR!" Saturn shouted "I'M KEEMSTAR AND LET'S GET RIGHHHHHHT INTO THE NEWS!"
"Saturn…...You're not keemstar" Eclipsa reminded
"...Anyways I'm saturn butterfly your mothafuckin' champion, and I am accompanied by my beautiful mother, Eclipsa Butterfly, Queen of darkness and Usagi Tsukino, also known as Salior moon and Neo queen serenity" Saturn said
(Backstage, Stings office)
Sting sat in a throne in a somewhat empty white room with a desk before a door slammed open
"STING! I'M PISSED OFF!" a female figure shouted
"Crissy dieath…..how unexpected, Please, grab a seat" Sting smiled
"WHY AM I NOT ON THE CARD?! Sting, I'm gonna explain this once, I'm sick of playing second fiddle to Saturn butterfly, I want a match and I want it tonight, no more of this phantom champion shit" She said walking into the room holding the earth championship
"Give the girl a match! She has more strength and power than I do!" Saturn said "CRISSY! CRISSY! CRISSY!" He and the crowd chanted
"...More than you?" Usagi asked "Is she human?"
"Nawh, Space alien…..I am too actually, I'm from a dimension seprate from earth called mewni" Saturn explained
"Very well,...who do you wish to face?" He asked
"You" Crissy smiled
"What?!" Sting asked
"I know you're not Sting, It's obvious, Sting doesn't shapeshift, Sting doesn't have unstable mood swings….And sting wouldn't try to conquer the multiverse"
"Crissy brings up some really good points" Saturn stated
"So this hasn't been sting? Who is it?" Eclipsa asked
"Maybe he's a juggalo like Saturn!" Usagi stated
"Usagi, Please please, never suggest that again" Saturn begged
"I honestly don't give a shit who you are, beacuse I will kick your ass, tonight, right after Orton's match!" Crissy shouted
"YOU'VE GOT A DEAL KID!" Sting shouted
"CRISSY DIEATH! WE WANT DIEATH!" The crowd chanted
"To be honest, you are quite oversaturated Saturn…." Eclipsa said to her son as Chibiusa and Festivia entered the room
"Mama we found a merchant stand and got you guys some stuff!" Festivia smiled
"That twenty bucks you gave her paid off" Saturn smirked as he put on a Shirt that had his mother on it, and read in….red letters I'm not evil, I just don't like what's happening
"I like that shirt alot" Eclipsa said
"It's soft too, ok Fest, Cheebs, what else have you got for us?" Saturn asked
"...We got Mama some chocalate" Festivia smiled handing her mother a huge candybar
"What did you get for me?" Usagi asked
"A paperclip and a lintball….nah i'm just kidding, we got you Injustice 2 for Xbox on-" Festivia was interrupted by saturn
"GIMME GIMME GIMME INJUSTICE 2! I WANNA PLAY AS BATMAN! NO JOKER! NO DARKSEID! NO SUB-ZERO! NO RED HOOD!" Saturn shouted
"...It's my mom's present saturn, not yours" Chibiusa said
"SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO BATMAN IS, YOU KNOW WHAT! I HAVE THE PERFECT WAY TO DECIDE THIS…..1V1 ME IN INJUSTICE, COMPETITIVE!" Saturn said
"I DON'T NEED TO FIGHT FOR MY GAME SATURN!" Usagi shouted
"AND I…...That's a good point, it's 2 player" Saturn relized
"Hey saturn…..Randy's walking to the ring" Festivia said as the viper climbed into the ring and posed before most of the lights turned off and smoke poured through the arena
"AND FROM DEATH VALLEY, CALIFORNIA! ACCOMPANIED BY XXXTENTACION, THE UNDERTAKER!" an announcer shouted
"OH LET'S GO! MA YOU KNOW I LOVE X!" Saturn shouted
"...Sure, Who's X?" She asked as Tentacion walked to the middle of the ramp and kneeld
"And If the world ever has an apocolypse I will spare none of you FUCKERS, fear will be pleantaful, Death will be bountiful, I would spare none of you peasants" He started
"That's, That's an evil spell if i've heard one" Eclipsa said
"Orton can beat taker, besides, If he can't he's with the D.W.O!" Saturn stated
"Yeah!" Festivia added
"Fuck your religion, Your pasi-fuck-ism, Got sent to a dungeon of pc, I seen the devil, he's in you and me, you need saving only listen to this see, follow him home, cut the right corners so no one can trace you, Mask your expressions, appear to be calm, they can't read your intentions" X continued
"...This is the longest spell i've ever heard, by now it's more of a curse!" Eclipsa stated
"How would you know that?" Usagi asked
"I've studied both light and dark magic, all knowledge is good knowledge I always say" Eclipsa smiled
"AS SOON AS YOU'RE IN, TELL THEM ALL WHO THEY IN THE PRESENCE OF, I AM A MURDERER, I AM A DEMON THE SON OF A SERPENT, DEATH IS APPROACHING YOU, 30 SECONDS BEFORE YOU LYING IN BLOOD SEE!" X shouted before getting up
The announcers all stayed silent as the undertaker walked out shooting lightning from his fingertips, before bats flew out of his coat torwards orton
"Quite an entrance, I may say it could reference your's saturn!" Eclipsa smiled as the undertaker entered the ring and the bell rang, the lights turned on and X was gone
"LET'S GO TAKER!" The crowd chanted as the undertaker grabbed orton by the neck and chokeslammed him
"Chokeslam from taker!" Saturn shouted as orton rolled out of the ring before climbing back in the ring and hitting taker with a DDT before a frog splash
"Jumpy thing!" Usagi shouted before Taker sat straight up and orton kicked him square in the jaw multiple times
"YES KICKS, ORTON WITH THE YES KICKS!" Saturn shouted
"...Sure, let's go with that" Usagi said as the Undertaker stood up and grabbed orton's arm
"We know what this…..I know what this is!" Saturn said
"Saturn, you're starting to sound like Michael Cole" Eclipsa joked
"That cuts deep mom, it really does" Saturn stated as Undertaker climbed the turnbuckle holding orton's hand, walking on the rope like a tightrope, Orton slipping out of taker's grasp and
"RKO FROM THE TOP ROPE, TOP ROPE RKO!" Saturn shouted as Taker hit the match, rolling over and sitting back up again, standing up and hitting orton with a big boot followed by a tombstone, followed by an arm cross pin
"1..2..3!" The ref counted
"He won already?" Usagi asked
"My guess is Tentacion used that chant to either buff up the deadman or debuff the viper" Saturn said
"So a spell" Eclipsa asked as saturn nodded
"I wrote it down too, I mean, i'm not a magic master, butttttttttttt I might need a few spells" Saturn said "I mean, like you say, all knowledge is good knowledge"
(Backstage)
Jerry lawler and Solaria were seen walking backstage talking
"And it's crazy, Festivia came to me yesterday and told me what I was doing was 'Wrong' and i'm a 'racist' and 'sexist' and 'mysoginistic' I didn't even think that kid would know what those words mean, Those are earth words!" Jerry said to solaria
"Jerry…." JR walked up to his friend
"Hey how's it going JR?" Lawler smiled hugging his friend "Have you met my ex-mother in law, Solaria?"
"Who's this?" Solaria asked
"Oh this is my buddy JR" Jerry smiled
"Jerry, what you're doing is wrong…..It's despicable, it's miniocal and it's racist" JR started
"Oh no not you too JR! Don't tell me he got to you too!" Jerry said agrivatted "He already stole my daughter, and my wife's gone beacuse of some globgore ECW nightmare!"
"Jerry, you have to listen to me, what you are doing is wrong, and I won't allow it, I'll be honest, through the years, I've put up with alot of your shit, Gay-bashing, Racist, but I didn't think you would try to kill anyone, I mean, for god's sake King, the kids not evil, you have to come to terms with it, and If you don't, I don't think we can be friends anymore" JR said
"JR is it? What the hell do you know about mewman politics? The kid's a fucking freak, I consider festivia more of a grandchild than I do him, and she's a fucking peasant!" Solaria shouted
"I know nothing about mewman politics, But I know enough about morales to not be an asshole like you two, Jerry, I'm sorry, this is goodbye, I'm siding with eclipsa on this one" JR said
"JR NO! DID SHE SET YOU UP TO THIS! I KNEW SHE WAS CRAZY!" Jerry shouted
"You know what's crazy, lying to me since 1993! Telling me you were a human male from tennessee! Not telling me you were prince of the spider bite kingdom!" JR shouted "I'm sorry Jerry, this IS goodbye" JR said walking away
"Fuck him" Solaria said
"THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND! I FUCKING HATE YOUR DAUGHTER!" Shastacan shouted
(OOOOOOOO, FEELZ AND HIGHLIGHT REELZ! As always, R&R, F&F, all that jazz, and as alway, tell me what you wanna see! Maybe I can work it in!)
The following section is to commemorate those who have passed and have been either referenced for used in this fanfiction
Jim "Warrior" Hellwig: 1959-2015
William "Paul Bearer" Moody: 1954-2013
Randy "Macho Man" Savage: 1952-2011
XXXTentacion: 1998-2018
