The Cosmic Turnabout-Alienic Confession

Athena: Leave it to me! I'm great at getting intel out of Detective Fulbright! Let's see. What trick should I use on him today?

Phoenix: I Don't know if I should be grateful or afraid.

Athena: Wait I got it!

(Runs out of the room)

Phoenix: Wonder what she has planned.

-A few minutes later-

Fulbright: Well of course you can investigate.

Phoenix: Thank you!

Fulbright: Anytime! After all In Justice We- AAAAAAAAAH!

(Phoenix Turns)

Phoenix: WHAT THE!

(Sees alien)

Alien: Fulbright!

Fulbright: OH MY GOD! THE ALIEN KNOWS MY NAME! HELP ME!

Alien: Fulbright you will give this man permission to investigate if you don't want your crimes to be told. Oh and if you care about your life.

Phoenix: Wait is that who I think it is?

Phoenix: Um-

Fulbright: MY CRIME!

Alien: YES! I know all about your past! We of planet Zurg know all that is wrong in the universe!

Phoenix: What kind of name is Zurg!

Fulbright: ALRIGHT! I KILLED HIM! I ADMIT IT! JUST DON'T KILL ME!

(Alien and Phoenix freeze)

Alien:…. What?

Fulbright: I KILLED CLAY TERRAN!

(Athena takes off the helmet)

Athena: Dude I was kidding!